hovcard: that's why we are d gaint of Africa. . . . hehe. . . => 7am in the morning u see me coming out of mha bedroom wit full eyes and u dey ask "are u just waking up 4 sleep?"

laplace19: You enter bike for 90 naira. You give the okada man 100naira...instead of him to give you balance,he go tell you say he no hold 10naira. Ok,oga give me the 100naira make I go find change....if you walk 2 metres distance he go call you back...bro,abeg come oo,I no know say I hold 10naira for here sef. This kind thing dey vex me eeh..lol

mens dept: (Many) Nigerians don't like hearing the truth
(Many) Nigerians don't like making sacrifices for others
(Many) Nigerians like to believe your family is not better than there family, even when no one is competing

Blessmira: U come back from jney n ur pple come de ask u wether u buy bread come . *Shey na only bread person de buy come?*

nellybadas: 4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

Thats one reason i love Hausa Traders. Majority of them dont do that. I once met a trader who told me his bulbs were fake and genuine ones were out of stock in his shop. when i asked if they were genuine. He directed me to the next shop to buy them. Very rare guesture among other traders.

berem: hehehe!
We are all guilty!

laplace19: You enter bike for 90 naira. You give the okada man 100naira...instead of him to give you balance,he go tell you say he no hold 10naira. Ok,oga give me the 100naira make I go find change....if you walk 2 metres distance he go call you back...bro,abeg come oo,I no know say I hold 10naira for here sef. This kind thing dey vex me eeh..lol

boarnerges: You came back from a journey and the people in the house ask 'you don come?' .............
No! I still dey road.

starpon: Buhari after al d moni wey him don pack he is seeking 4 another tenure. BH Boys after killing thousands of pple they stil wnt on and fast, i jst wonder d kind god wey dem dey serve self

PortHarcourtBoy:

Make e stop so that u sakpa the small change e don make abi?

spongeback: Am sleeping at 2am phone rings
Me;hello
Caller: you dey sleep?
No I am building a rocket

Texas.Cowgirl:




She tell you the kisses hot?
Nigerian men and their smelly cold kisses

toosweet: Imagine a lady asking you if you really love her when you re about to cum.

laplace19: You enter bike for 90 naira. You give the okada man 100naira...instead of him to give you balance,he go tell you say he no hold 10naira. Ok,oga give me the 100naira make I go find change....if you walk 2 metres distance he go call you back...bro,abeg come oo,I no know say I hold 10naira for here sef. This kind thing dey vex me eeh..lol

Clemzy16: "
"while travelling in a shuttle, you brings out your phone to play some musics, then somebody else begins to sing along" mostly common among girls.
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PortHarcourtBoy:

U no fit free the 10 card for the bike man... Niggas sef