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mechummy: but you still want us so quit whinning

nyere84:

Dat num 4, got me laffing.

#Stares at Mr cork like a vulture rite now#

EL HOMBRE: They want everything but nothing. Like, you are suppose to be a mind reader...

mondi_cheeks: This one wasn't given birth to by a woman

-Mr Cork-:
^^^seems this 2 females are upset

Iaz93: Useless thread!

-Mr Cork-:
..thank you Paula

Maria-Goretti:
you know, those 9 problems actually have just 1 solution...



GO TAKE A CELIBACY VOW.......!

-Mr Cork-:
^^^seems this 2 females are upset

Segeggs: Dummy thread.

i think there shud b a limit to d amount of thread a NLander can open.

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery...we gonnno opeen a thread to Boycutt Nigerian women for 2 months....yor punishments..turss me!

-Mr Cork-:


THE WOMAN ISSUE!!!...

1. Talking about marriage,kids & settling down…we HATE that topic!!
2. Ask how there day went & they will talk nonstop for 26 hours without food or water
3. we're supposed to know the answer to all questions to *TEST* if we're really their soul mates..They question u like a detective..
4. Silent treatment: ..you ask them what is wrong and they giv u silent treatment…start staring at u like a Vulture for no reason…as if u did sumthin wrong. ..Cant a guy cheat by mistake?..anyways!

5. They cannot make a simple compliment towards another woman…Worse of all,. You mention another woman’s name…you in trouble!

6. They like to keep the house too tidy.. did we ever say we were not happy with the way it was? ..acting like our Mum!
7. They cry over anything: a sad movie, happy movie, Cartoon Movie, watchin Big Brother, bad haircut, a broken nail, etc..& expect us to clean up their emotional mess.

8. When it comes to shoppin or window shoppin.. they use maximum of 10 hours & still expect u to follow them around.

9. To show their superiority, will attack our weak spot: seexxx...talkin about when u didnt deliver..isnt the past supose to be the past?

Maria-Goretti:
whatever dude......
It seems not EVERY GUY agrees with your claims.

-Mr Cork-:
..Magarita.....Of course every guy agrees with me...i didnt even mention anythin about how women cant survive without wig..All men support this thread!!

Maria-Goretti:
um, really?
My eyes are decieving me if thats so....a min please.


Yea, I went through the whole thread again.....and sure, I agree, all men agree with you....IN REVERSE.

-Mr Cork-:
...corrrection...the males that did not agree with this thread are Known Nairaland ga'y nice guys..we hav nothin against gay guys..its ther femine right to giv ther opinion