THE WOMAN ISSUE!!!...

1. Talking about marriage,kids & settling down…we HATE that topic!!
2. Ask how there day went & they will talk nonstop for 26 hours without food or water
3. we're supposed to know the answer to all questions to *TEST* if we're really their soul mates..They question u like a detective..
4. Silent treatment: ..you ask them what is wrong and they giv u silent treatment…start staring at u like a Vulture for no reason…as if u did sumthin wrong. ..Cant a guy cheat by mistake?..anyways!

5. They cannot make a simple compliment towards another woman…Worse of all,. You mention another woman’s name…you in trouble!

6. They like to keep the house too tidy.. did we ever say we were not happy with the way it was? ..acting like our Mum!
7. They cry over anything: a sad movie, happy movie, Cartoon Movie, watchin Big Brother, bad haircut, a broken nail, etc..& expect us to clean up their emotional mess.

8. When it comes to shoppin or window shoppin.. they use maximum of 10 hours & still expect u to follow them around.

9. To show their superiority, will attack our weak spot: seexxx...talkin about when u didnt deliver..isnt the past supose to be the past?

Mtchew!

smh

@poster......true talk, but how we go do!! They are still our better half.

Awful

Dat num 4, got me laffing.

#Stares at Mr cork like a vulture rite now#

They want everything but nothing. Like, you are suppose to be a mind reader...

This one wasn't given birth to by a woman

but you still want us so quit whinning

mechummy: but you still want us so quit whinning

...of course we want u..but do u obey?

nyere84:

Dat num 4, got me laffing.

#Stares at Mr cork like a vulture rite now#

..holds Bible for protection!

EL HOMBRE: They want everything but nothing. Like, you are suppose to be a mind reader...

...u no anythin about women?

mondi_cheeks: This one wasn't given birth to by a woman

Useless thread!

-Mr Cork-:
^^^seems this 2 females are upset

Iaz93: Useless thread!

..thank you Paula

-Mr Cork-:


..thank you Paula

Dummy thread.

i think there shud b a limit to d amount of thread a NLander can open.

you know, those 9 problems actually have just 1 solution...



GO TAKE A CELIBACY VOW.......!

Corky d cork; cork the corky..... ow are u feeling today? hope d med is working on you?

Maria-Goretti:
you know, those 9 problems actually have just 1 solution...



GO TAKE A CELIBACY VOW.......!

...sweeery...we gonnno opeen a thread to Boycutt Nigerian women for 2 months....yor punishments..turss me!

-Mr Cork-:
^^^seems this 2 females are upset

Segeggs: Dummy thread.

i think there shud b a limit to d amount of thread a NLander can open.

^^^^another upset female...anyways..thank u egg!

Insanity

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery...we gonnno opeen a thread to Boycutt Nigerian women for 2 months....yor punishments..turss me!

whatever dude......
It seems not EVERY GUY agrees with your claims.

-Mr Cork-:


THE WOMAN ISSUE!!!...

1. Talking about marriage,kids & settling down…we HATE that topic!!
2. Ask how there day went & they will talk nonstop for 26 hours without food or water
3. we're supposed to know the answer to all questions to *TEST* if we're really their soul mates..They question u like a detective..
4. Silent treatment: ..you ask them what is wrong and they giv u silent treatment…start staring at u like a Vulture for no reason…as if u did sumthin wrong. ..Cant a guy cheat by mistake?..anyways!

5. They cannot make a simple compliment towards another woman…Worse of all,. You mention another woman’s name…you in trouble!

6. They like to keep the house too tidy.. did we ever say we were not happy with the way it was? ..acting like our Mum!
7. They cry over anything: a sad movie, happy movie, Cartoon Movie, watchin Big Brother, bad haircut, a broken nail, etc..& expect us to clean up their emotional mess.

8. When it comes to shoppin or window shoppin.. they use maximum of 10 hours & still expect u to follow them around.

9. To show their superiority, will attack our weak spot: seexxx...talkin about when u didnt deliver..isnt the past supose to be the past?

Awwww. Did the Briton chick reject you?

Maria-Goretti:
whatever dude......
It seems not EVERY GUY agrees with your claims.

..Magarita.....Of course every guy agrees with me...i didnt even mention anythin about how women cant survive without wig..All men support this thread!!

..and this thread is only designed to help women so u shuld be happy...of course We love women!

-Mr Cork-:


..Magarita.....Of course every guy agrees with me...i didnt even mention anythin about how women cant survive without wig..All men support this thread!!

um, really?
My eyes are decieving me if thats so....a min please.





Yea, I went through the whole thread again.....and sure, I agree, all men agree with you....IN REVERSE.

Maria-Goretti:
um, really?
My eyes are decieving me if thats so....a min please.


Yea, I went through the whole thread again.....and sure, I agree, all men agree with you....IN REVERSE.

...corrrection...the males that did not agree with this thread are Known Nairaland ga'y nice guys..we hav nothin against gay guys..its ther femine right to giv ther opinion

-Mr Cork-:



...corrrection...the males that did not agree with this thread are Known Nairaland ga'y nice guys..we hav nothin against gay guys..its ther femine right to giv ther opinion

You need help asap....you've got serious issues.