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"Oya wake up go sleep" my dad woke us up from front of the television.

We had been watching our favourite program; super story on NTA makurdi and we fell asleep when the network news started and as if it was elixir for us. We all fell asleep.

We all got up while hitting our heads on the wall and stargering like grunken idi'ots, we succeded in reaching our rooms.

I shared a room with my brother then so i fell across the middle of the bed while my brother fell unto of my head.

I dreamt that i was carrying a big firewood on my head, i tried dropping it down but it was too heavy, finally i woke up and felt my head heavy, i slapped the fire wood and saw that i was my brother's leg on my head that formed the firewood. I pushed it away and slept well.

"Na who dey point me light for dream na" i screamed out when something bright was shining in my face.

A heavy slap woke me up i jumped up like a wounded lion and shout;

"Morning neva do, una come dey wake person, abeg leave me joor"

"My friend shut up before a break your jaw" a hoarse voice answered me which made me jump to my feet and my eyes cleared.

I tried shading my eyes against the light and see more but my mother drew me down and i realised they were all lieing down on the ground with their heads down.

"Where is your money" the leader asked us, my father did not answer him so he hit him with the butt of his gun.

They searched every where and found some money and they took with all our phones.

They gave each of us one slaps each because the money was not much, i wanted to say something but my mother held me down.

The only thing that pain me was my did jet li beat some armed robbers in the film i watched and i was not allowed to show my talents in kung fu.

After they left we all got up and my dad raised under my bed and the money he kept there was still intact, the only thing the thieves stole was just the phones and about 2500 naira.

The next day in church we recovered all through an offering.

Now what was on my mind was the christmas break with tolu's family.

About two days to christmas i packed the little clothes i would use and went with my father to their house in the university of Agriculture, makurdi.

They lived in a spacious G.R.A where by houses are spaced very well that you could never llok from your house and see your neighbour's so it was like a secluded environment from everything.

No wonder Tolu wanted someone to come stay with her, but why must it be me.

My dad finally left me there but not with giving me some advices about how i should behave and all.

I sat there thinking of how my christmas would be without throwing of knockouts, visiting friends and even teasing girls and pulling thier hair. Or maybe God is punishing me for all the bad things i have done. I sat in my room miserably awaiting my doom.

"Come and eat" tolu voice interupted my thoughts and i followed her to the table.

What i saw on the dining table made me look at bro Felix as a poor man.

The table was set with plates of rice and large chicken laps that could make bro Felix struggle to ply his trade in europe was staring at me face to face.

I had never eaten chicken lap whole in my life because my parents were they ones that took that part.

So the sight of the palatable meal in my front made me change my carreer focus from footballer to professor.

I quickly drew a chair and asked Tolu which was my own, she just smiled at me and pass to her parents room.

I sat looking at all the food and using the aroma to digest myself, i was temted to taste the food small but i waited because it was not my house.

I waited for about 15minutes before the whole family came and the father prayed before we all ate.

Tolu later told me that before any body eats her father must pray first.

Chai, i was thinking that a was coming to enjoy, i did not know they had laws and commandments.

In my house you can put food and eat everytime but here you only eat when told to, this is not fair atall i moaned at Tolu but she just gave her sexy smile and told me to wait and see.

Oya.........unto †ђξ next one

After eating, i was about asking for second food because the way i rushed the food, i took it as my first round. But i was wrong, as soon as finish my own nothing was added for me again.

I forgot that it was not my house that i could fetch up to even 3rounds.

"Chai, rich people sef dey suffer" i tot

After the meal i ran and jumped on the chair to watch African Magic but i was shouted upon to leave the seat for the elders.

Then i remembered that they were yoruba and they always had respect for their elders so i got up and sat with Tolu at the dining table while her parents sat down on the palour chairs and watch t.v.

But in my father's house we usually sat down all together and watch t.v' or so i tot.

We later prayed and went to bed, while i toos and turn because i had never slept in a room like my own so i felt lonely and even miss my brother who rolls on my body, atlast sleep carried me.

At six on the dot, i was woken up and i groan "Not again" in my house as far as it is holidays you can sleep till ten in the morning but here everyone must wake up by six. That was then i realised that my dad truly wish bad for me.

We cleaned the house and prayed then bath and then came together for breakfast which the father did pray again before anybody touched anything.

Before then i thought that it was only butter that was applied on bread but that day i saw wonders, there was mayonaise, jam and other concoction which i applied thinking that i was doing my stomach good.

I ate almost ten slice of bread without any body telling me anything. I agreed again that money was good.

After breakfast we cleaned up and we watch some boring channels that her dad put, i started day dreaming of playing football and scoring the winning goal for my area football team when we play against barcelona in the uefa champions league finals.

My stomach made a detorately noise that brought me out of my thoughts and i quickly ran to the toilet to empty my rumbling stomach.

"God punish jam and mayonise e beta i for put only butter" i swore.

I came out of my room later by two pm, after visiting the toilet for the fourth time. Expecting to see afternoon food waiting for me on the table but the table was as bare as we left it in the morning.

They were all just sitting down watching a programme like they were not feeling hungry.

Tolu saw me and followed me when she noticed i had a worried look on my face.

"Food don finish for this house" i asked her when she entered my room.

"See you did you not eat yhis morning" she said while laughing like as if my face looked like that of a comedian.

"So una no dey chop afternoon food for this house"

"We are all watching our weights so we dont eat all the time" she said and left me to go and continue watching her so-called intersting nigerian film.

I sat down and started missing home immediately, abi this people think am as fat as them, just see how am slim and they want to reduce my weight again.

Before i finish this waka my father put me in, am sure the people that were jealous of me that i was gonna get fat are not going to recognise me again because i would be like skeleton. For me it seems like this is what is called advanced porverty.

I layed down and painfully forced myself to sleep, in the dream i saw lots of food, without thinking of the implications of it i settled down and finish it.

I was woken up with a severe hunger, but i tot that if you eat in dream, your stomach would be filled up or so i tot.

I looked at the time and saw 5:30. I groan and followed tolu to eat my afternoon/night food.

Make i go church, i would be back

The rock5555: Make i go church, i would be back

Hmmm bench warmer

De Graze:
Hmmm bench warmer

LMFAO I BE PLASTIC CHAIR WARMER.

AM BACK

The rock5555:

LMFAO I BE PLASTIC CHAIR WARMER.

AM BACK

Na only grace you go share for church ni? First tym of commenting. Nice work, keep it up!

I went to the table and met a heavy and palatishous(i dont know if its the dictionary) meal of Amala and vegetable soup with large chunks of meat.

I weakly sat at the table while every body took theirs. After prayer i quickly grabbed a huge loma of amala and was about eating when they stop me.

NB: loma means a big peice of something according to makurdi pidgin.

They gave me another rule again; never cut a chunk of food that you can swallow at once.

That was how i started cutting small lomas like i wanted to feed at chicken. In my house you can cut enough chunks and fill your both hands.

At the end of the meal, they all went to the palour and were watching a film while i went inside my room to continue thinking.

I had badly started missing home because at home i wake up when i like, i eat what i like and when i like. I sat with my parents and watch television anytime i like, i even missed my mischiefs and beatings i got from it, my area football team, my amebo elder sister and my troublesome younger ones who never seize to report me anytime i touch them e.t.c and i concluded that there was certainly no place like home.

I slept that night dreaming of my babe mercy, in the dream she was seating on my lap and eating suya until i saw a devil came and knock me on the head and i woke up.

That devil was Tolu as i opened my eyes she had woken me up with a knock. It was six am already and it was time for waking up.

"Today my parents are travelling and we would have the house to do what ever we like, dont worry i would show you something today" she said still smiling that mischevious smile again.

I looked at her and nodded, but my mind ws not atrest concerning what she meant by showing me something.

Before breakfast i hid a little leather and hid in my pocket and during the breakfast i was busy transfering some pieces of bread under the table to my leather because i was not ready to die with so-called weight management. I always eat as much as my stomach can carry and i have never grew fat i was even nicknamed 'man must wack' so why would i want to die of starvation.

After breakfast they called borth of us and informed us that all we were going to be eating for the next three days was in the freezer. They also made a time table for us and asked us to just warm the food and eat.

We packed their loads and they left while i and Tolu waved at them until they were above sight.

What was on my mind was that now i would be free to watch all the action films and cartoons i wanted but my attention was cut short when Tolu planted a kiss on my lips and ran inside saying 'catch me if you can'.

I was shocked at her action and that was when i realised what she meant by showing me something but i was not interested so instead of running after her i ran into my room and lock the door.

She thought i was angry at her but i had other plans which was to eat the bread i have stolen.

She came to the door and started begging me that she was sorry but my mouth was filled with bread so i did not boither answering her, when she was tired she left.

I digested my bread with a can juice i stole(sorry i meant hustled) out of the fridge and rested.

What was on my mind was to pay her back with a kiss and maybe i might get lucky.

When i got to the palour she was seating down with the remote in her hands while she watched a movie.

I had moans from the movie and i looked and saw an american film with to uncladed people bleeping.

My hardon was raging but i was shy and try hiding it by sitting down and putting a pillow on my laps but i was too late because she had seen it.

"What is the name of this film" i asked her just to tense clear the air over us.

"Its the 'last american virgin"' she said smiling mischeviously.

"Dont tell me you have never watch this kind of film before"she asked again.

The movie could be taken as a semi-porn movie because there was so many sex sences in it and it was the first of television nudity i had seen apart from the ones i had seen live and direct when i was younger.

"Emm no i have not seen this kind of film before" i said and she smiled with her beautiful dimples showing.

Anytime i see peoples dimples i get jealous of it and i try my mouth different styles to see if mine would come to no avail.

Tolu put off the t.v and turned and faced me and asked; "can we play a game"

"What kind of game is that" i asked while my playing spirit started rejoicing at the thought of maybe playing football or what ever games girls like.

"Do you know truth or dare" she said.

"Truth or dare ke", that was the first time i had heard that game and i looked at her to explain what it means.

"You would choose one and i would either ask you a question to give me an answer or i would dare you to do something which you must do" she said breathlessly.

Not bad atall i tot.

"Ok na let me start" i told her.

"Ok i choose T" i said.

*******TO BE CONTINUED*******

bheegsam:


Na only grace you go share for church ni? First tym of commenting. Nice work, keep it up!

Grace ke, na one girl wey i go time for church

The rock5555:

Grace ke, na one girl wey i go time for church

Like say i don sabi. Time ko, clock ni.

I nid conduct special deliverance service 4 u.

Choooi de "TRUTH & DARE GAME" is my favorite. Dia was a day I played it wit my close female frnd & her roommate. If u dnt wanna do de asked task,u'll either pay #1000 or either kis.s de person 4 5mins. Omo I kis'sed dat day sote we wia hot. De gal gave her roomie sign & she left us. Hmmm bad tins swit oo

Guy y u update u knw com tell me 4 2go say u don update. Nice work oya continue b4 I ban u till 2020 because am now a moderator of my own

Make u no vex with me @ wisdom, i no get mb na credit i dey use. So if i enter 2go my small money go dry. But this boy u don rottey finish

Make i update again before i sleep

I dy see u oh@therock5555.Update fast b4 i sleep.

"I choose T" i said anxiously to see what she would ask.

"How old are you"

"10 years"

Well this is easy i thought.

"I choose D" she said.

Exactly what i was waiting for, i dare you too bring one can of juice for me, i said with my fish brain. She went and brought it and we continued.

"I choose T" i said again.

"Do you love me" she asked.

At that moment i was confuse because i was with her friend and she knew it but she was also bribing me with money so she was expecting me to love her so i choose to accept it.

"Yes" i said with a straight face while she gave a small laugh and said my turn.

"i choose T" she said.

"How old are you"

"13"

So this girl old pass me self, i tot. So i choose D in my turn, that was were my mistake started.

"Take off your shirt" she said sexyly.

I was shy but hell yeah its only shirt so what so i pulled it off and stayed shirtless, in my mind i promise to do the same to her if she mentions D. I was wrong, she choose T

"Do you have a boyfriend" i asked when i could not find anything better to ask.

"No and yes" she said which confused me.

"I choose T" i said.

"Have you bleep a girl before" she ask me while my eyes open in suprise.

"Yes and no" i said also because if judith's case with me was considered as bleeping then it was yes but if not its no. She just smiled and choose what i expected her to say excatly.

"I choose D" she sayed again excitedly.

This babe go hate herself for life, i tot.

"I want you to take off your clothes" i said with my heart pounding because i never thought she would agree to it but unfourtunately for me that excited her and she quickly got out of her shirt and skirt and she sat down there without anything on, she was bare with no panties on which suprised me and my JT gave an acknolegment nod for my brain's well done job. I pressed my young man down and told it to respect itself and dont disgrace me.

"Ok i choose T" i said while i wanted to bleep her a part of me was still trying to resist so i wanted playing wisely.

"do you want to bleep me" she said still smiling like she did not know that she was nak'ed or that my JT was nodding above my shorts level.

"Emmmm no" i said. My mouth was dry and i wanted to clear the air.

"You have lied, then why is your manliness at attention" she said laughing loudly. For lieing i have the right to do what ever i like with you so i dare you to take off all your remaining clothings.

I had no choice except my di'ck that was still glad that it has finally won the battle and i pulled my shorts and quickly covered my privates with my hands.

In my mind i was wishing why i started playing the game at first but it was too late now and every resistance i had disappeared when she kissed me.

We tangled ourselves and rolled round the room while kissing while i did not hesitate to feel her bossoms and suck the tips while she moaned and finger bleep herself and occasionally grabed my JT which brought some strange sweet feelings to my brain, the kind i have never experienced before.

She laid me on the ground and took my manliness in her mouth, that moment it felt like i was being drained from down there and it seemed my blood was pouring out.

The feeling was too sweet for my likeing that i could not bear it anymore. I pushed her up when it seemed like i was going to piss and i ran into the bathroom only to find out nothing came out.

I had suddenly come back to my senses so i ran to my room and lock the door.

She was perplexed at my sudden reaction and she left me alone after dropping my clothes in front of my door which i saw when i came out after sleeping that evening.

During afternoon/night food we said nothing to each other till we were through and she went to watch a Ghanain movie while i went to bed.

I had a dream that i was bleeping a girl who was untop of me, she was so heavy that i wanted to push her off but it seemed she was pinning me down, i could only moan and strugle alittle while enjoying myself.

Only to wake up from the dream to feel heavy like i was carrying obasanjo belly around my groin area and i felt pleasant stimulation and a female voice moaning gently.

I became fully awake and i could distinctively hear Tolu's voice moaning while she rode me like a hummer jeep.

There was nothing i could do except enjoy myself and wait for her to finish rap'ing me.

When she was through with me she got off and kissed my limp joystick and tip toed back to her room.

In her mind she would be like "he dont know what i just did, he was busy sleeping". Not knowing that i also partook in the show.

THAT WAS HOW I LOST MY VIRGI'NITY THAT I WAS SAVING FOR MY OYINBO WIFE

******TO BE CONTINUED******

Night pple:x

Dude just like ur name man u rock...what a lovely story you've got is really entertaining,captivating,and unique is quite different from the everyday story on Nairaland..keep rocking man,waiting for more update.

I became fully awake and i could distinctively hear Tolu's voice moaning while she rode me like a hummer jeep.

There was nothing i could do except enjoy myself and wait for her to finish rap'ing me.:
THAT WAS HOW I LOST MY VIRGI'NITY THAT I WAS SAVING FOR MY OYINBO WIFE
[/quote] just like dat? Nice one, anyway

Perfecter4real: Dude just like ur name man u rock...what a lovely story you've got is really entertaining,captivating,and unique is quite different from the everyday story on Nairaland..keep rocking man,waiting for more update.

Thank you bro

bheegsam: I became fully awake and i could distinctively hear Tolu's voice moaning while she rode me like a hummer jeep.

There was nothing i could do except enjoy myself and wait for her to finish rap'ing me.:
THAT WAS HOW I LOST MY VIRGI'NITY THAT I WAS SAVING FOR MY OYINBO WIFE
just like dat? Nice one, anyway

Just like that my brudah

Make una pray say i no go get work today so that i can bombered una like yestaday.

See how gal just molest u.CHAI

Daniel2802: See how gal just molest u.CHAI

Am i complaining

We nid to make money outta that prof mehn. I mean her daughter molested you............ Rock my guy, let's sue.

I'm with u on this one bro, i promise to stand by you till the end. I understand the emotional trauma etall......... Chai, really painful. You, a pastor son for that matter, an innocent boy, a boy that planned to remain celibate till he marries a sweet oyibo woman. This girl literally destroyed your future. Seriously bro, i feel your pain. Let's seek justice.

So, what's your take on this?

Firstgentleman1: We nid to make money outta that prof mehn. I mean her daughter molested you............ Rock my guy, let's sue.

I'm with u on this one bro, i promise to stand by you till the end. I understand the emotional trauma etall......... Chai, really painful. You, a pastor son for that matter, an innocent boy, a boy that planned to remain celibate till he marries a sweet oyibo woman. This girl literally destroyed your future. Seriously bro, i feel your pain. Let's seek justice.

So, what's your take on this?

Emmm wait first make i finish my tori, then if i fit catch the girl i go bring her to u. But i enjoy na.

Make una no vex o, i get serious work today and my working place babe no gree cover for me today. Maybe she think say i don dey like NL pass her.

Toor na till evening be that. Abeg bear with me.