Euphrosyne: Walahi talahi i desarv am for world record, chai did i jst finish dis story frm 1-144. God bless olamide and phyno for makin sur say i no sleep #dope money. My tanx to to etisalat and glo for givin me a combined 45 mb wey i use finish dis tori. My shoutout to uc browser makers for makin sur say i finish dis tori in record tym. My tanx to iya silifa for givin me enuff food to mak me stay strong mak i use finish dis tori. My final shoutout goes to oluwa foxy for introducin me to dis nyc tori wey dey sweet my belle wel wel. Shege God bless dose Phcn people for givin power to my ba3. God bless rock for givin me d story of his lyf. Walahi talahi me i no fit shout sha

How that 1 take reduce garri price 4 market

@Euphrosyne-u are welcome sir, abeg siddon near Hardelove and keep her company as we continue...

My able bouncers-i dey hail.

BTW how many words can a BB fone type?

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The rock5555: MODIFYING PREVIOUS UPDATE....

4get abt modifying come type the nxt one down hw u expect us to de scroll go up go start the update all over now

kingphilip:
4get abt modifying come type the nxt one down hw u expect us to de scroll go up go start the update all over now

Na bcus i no complete that one na. Oya i don make am loooong. Go read am come back make i begin type new ones. Sorry for the inconviences y'all.

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The rock5555:

Na bcus i no complete that one na. Oya i don make am loooong. Go read am come back make i begin type new ones. Sorry for the inconviences y'all.

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Typing new update......

I no fit go back again I go wait for d next update

But seriously na wetin most parents been de do be dat but me sha i no write jamb same year rather na polyjamb i write

I don read am come bak, wey the update nah

Hmmmmmmmmm...... 9ce story man well done. But guy u don Rock life oooooo. Na ur name dey push u sha

Hello kids, hw una days going?

WAEC THINGS II
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"Are you mad?"

I heard from outside as i went in to my seat. My sister and the other two Peters were already sitted, we were all in one line, i was the last then a seat was left i was praying that a beautiful damsel was going to sit down there but it backfired on me, a huge plump ugly looking lady came in the hall and started asking for the last boy that just entered before her which was me.

Mehn everyone were trying to spot me out to her but i was already hiding under the desk, a trick i learnt in Goodnews Secondary school Makurdi, when its Socials time seniors would be coming round to check classes, if you are caught you are OYO, i was never caught.

"Your seat is over here" My sister helped her out. If that i knew that word then i would have called her a gbagun, i crept out of my desk hitting my head in the process and showed the lady that my pen fell under the desk.

"Welcome ma, here is your seat" I pointed at the space next to me.

"Alright thank you, am not ma, am a student now so just call me Caro" The most tiniest voice i ever heard replied, i actually lost my speaking abilities for three seconds.

"Chineke, this is what we call mighty but small" i thought.

"Alright Caro see your seat"

"Thanks" She replied and brought out her BB, my eyes opened wide again, she was classy, i hid my kpafuka phone well so as not to disgrace myself but my sister was hell bent on doing that.

"Uduak whats time now, have 9 not reach?" She asked me.

"I no knooowww, ooo" i replied.

"Check your phone na"

"I no dey check, na by force?" i replied.

Caro smiled and told us the time, she was claiming to be friendly, her phone kept on beeping, maybe Uthman was Pinging her expo with his Techno phone

She hid the phone away from us and was smiling happily that things were dropping for her pleasure but she was wrpng, when the question paper and answer sheet was given to us he face spoiled like a soured mango. It took one strong look from my sister not to make me burst out in laughter, you need to see her face, she began hissing like a pregnant woman.

The ones that Peter the blackman brought was corrected so we collaborated and passed it round ourselves.

I sighted Obed, the dude was smiling like he won a lottery, his hardwork must have paid, he was writing and distributing it to his various lady fans who scrambbled around him for answers.

Mama was doing a great job to prevent any exam malpractices, she refused to settle the invigilator niether did she allowed us to, so the man wasnot smiling, people were recieveing sterilised knocks from him as Mama supported him. But trust students, they never dull, when one door closes another opens, wether
soldier men were stabled around us each somebody would have still cheated.

I was practically lieing down on my paper to shield the fustrated Caro who was trying to peep into my work. I never meant to wicked anybody but she started it so i had to pay her with her own coin.

She nugded me on the leg but i pretended i did not feel anything, she elbowed me, i kept quiet, she hit my leg, forwhere, i no shout or flinch, she pinched me with her customised painted finger nails but i stayed cool, when she eshausted all her tactics i heard the sound of a zip opening, then closed again, i thought she was bringing out knife to stab me so i quickly peeped when she was not looking, her hands were closed.

"If na snake abi scorpion she wan put for my body i go shout oo" i thought, instead her hands went into my pocket, the pocket was empty so i did not bother stopping her.

When she brought out her hands she tapped me so i searched my pockets only to touch a money currency, i shifted alittle and brought out the money-1k was waving back at me. Like an Automated Teller Machine i got up and gave her free acess to my paper,she began dubbing like Papa Ajasco, she even wrote my name as Question one, i had to correct her.

She thanked me and continued dubbing, at the end she thanked me again and began talking abou herself, she said she was coming from Abuja to write the exams, we kept on gisting, she wanted to collect my number so that i can be calling her time to time but i regetted it, me no want wahala oo.

Kai make i rush this parts finish, make i summarise am now.

To Be Continued......

Make i go short break

tomiblack: Hmmmmmmmmm...... 9ce story man well done. But guy u don Rock life oooooo. Na ur name dey push u sha

Lol how may name go push me.

U are welcome sire

Wisdom-Me:
Hello kids, hw una days going?

U beta respect yourself old man.<

Where my bouncers

@wisdom::out of dis tread NOW
@rock na pay before service tinz...no dulling

Soldier go soldier come barracks remain dsame!!!!for all those wey think say captain don die una plan no go work.....I stil b the Living legend 4 dis thread..apart 4rm sum few pipo wey dem 1st mi cum here....so make una dey hollla my name!!!!!!!!as for miss Rock I no go blame u 4 not chippin my name in dere as part of d preacher son crew..Rock u beta tell her o..cos wen I spark na frog jump she go do....I have terribly Landed

Uduak!!! Ur hand don reach am. Another sugar mummy. Wetin concern me sef na update i want jor.

captain sinzu: Soldier go soldier come barracks remain dsame!!!!for all those wey think say captain don die una plan no go work.....I stil b the Living legend 4 dis thread..apart 4rm sum few pipo wey dem 1st mi cum here....so make una dey hollla my name!!!!!!!!as for miss Rock I no go blame u 4 not chippin my name in dere as part of d preacher son crew..Rock u beta tell her o..cos wen I spark na frog jump she go do....I have terribly Landed

Welcome back find a space near jumizie make sit down and no make noise..NOISE NA SIN 4 DIS TREAD

@rock
am here dear, just a little busy with assignment u know SLT student no dey get free time na.

and plis those uploading their pics should please stop u are derailing the tribe

GOODLUCK TO NIGERIA TODAY

Frosh

[color=#990000][/color] Rock555 na U b baba ooo....... I dey enjoy U......... Uthman and other dude I hail U all.......

[color=#990000][/color] Rock555 na U b baba ooo....... I dey enjoy U......... Uthman and other dude in dah house I hail U all.......

Uthman51:
Welcome back find a space near jumizie make sit down and no make noise..NOISE NA SIN 4 DIS TREAD

k mr Bouncer...I hear you....

captain sinzu: k mr Bouncer...I hear you....

Na una dey make police vex and misbehave...I ur hear blind dat one no say make ur eyes deaf naa we don tell una say uploading picz dey drail d tread but una no dey hear.....I tire for una oo

captain sinzu: k mr Bouncer...I hear you....

Na una dey make police vex and misbehave...If ur hear blind dat one no say make ur eyes deaf naa we don tell una say uploading picz dey drail d tread but una no dey hear.....I tire for una oo

Lagranger: [color=#990000][/color] Rock555 na U b baba ooo....... I dey enjoy U......... Uthman and other dude I hail U all.......

CHIEF LAGRANGER I HAil ssap jawee....I beg no upload picz oo

Hausa pple re fond of re-writing waec to 2-3 times

@miss rock
my story will comeout when the rock's own end, so na me comment pass abi.....well i don drop small cus of some personal issues,

@rock
the one u don get miss rock so e be like say THE ROCK'S FIRST SON WIL SOON COMEOUT

captain sinzu: Frosh

do we ave a phuckin mod here

Like everybody jst 4get me sha,it z well

hibty: Like everybody jst 4get me sha,it z well

No vexx ooooooo!!!!!!

Uthman51:
Na una dey make police vex and misbehave...If ur hear blind dat one no say make ur eyes deaf naa we don tell una say uploading picz dey drail d tread but una no dey hear.....I tire for una oo

ogbeni e b lik u go park well o

bufness: do we ave a phuckin mod here

what re u drivin @?.....if na ma pix dey vex u..abeg no vex again u hear!!!!wen odas dey upload una no complain o....