GIRLS, we are one easy and complicated creatures,....am a girl and am writting this for the benefit of the eligible gentlemen of the ton...whatever that means...lets start from somewhere FIRST:THINGS GIRLS DO BUT NEVER ADMIT TO:QUOTE ME:you probably think its only guys that watch porn or are addicted dont let your girl friend deceive you eighty percent girls are addicted to porn but that should be locked inside our closet of course we cant go about addmiting to that! SECOND:VIRGINITY:"i was raped thats how i lost my virginity"ninety percent of this que are always lies! no jokes,no girl likes to admitting to loosing her virginity to a wrong person and when the sxx that lead to the loose wasnt good enough they place it as rape,so go find your honest ten percent....ooops! before i forget,most girls lie about not being sexually active at the first stage of their relationships..why?...they believe you would treat them better and give them more respect and you know whats funny some guys never find out its a lie because of the new products coming out for girls like virgina tighteeners......

THIRD:most rape cases are not rape,but instead were initiated by the girls first! FOURTH:she comes to your house and starts cleaning and washing and she says she is enjoying it #sorry# give her a little time and you would see a new face to that coin...xcept she is above thirty five and desperate of course. FIFTH:how many people she has had sxx with.there is always a stagnant and un moving number for every new guy she dates.thats why you have to go for test most times.

Hmhmm

[i][/i][left][/left]we all know that girls think pink and guys think blue,incase you dont understand that let me give you a hint with examples:when a girl says "honey i have nothing to wear" and her closet is filled with clothes,it means "honey i want you to take me for shopping", a girls mind can produce pictures from the present,our imagination is our weakness thats why a girl can jump to conclusion of marriage with just few contacts,thats because they have been to that future and the time looks longer than it is,we imagine a lot of things in a short period of time that is why most romantic books are written by females..............girls get overwhelmed by what we hear..yes thats why most girls fall for suger tongued dudes,its not being cheap thats how we were programmed!

190-the-clown:
lemme spread my mat here

this topic make sense DIE!!

thanks,use it wisely

idnoble135: Hmhmm

lol

Really courageous coming from a lady

190-the-clown:
lemme spread my mat here

this topic make sense DIE!!

@Op ----> TRAITOR!!!!

when a girl says no problem,then prepare yourself for a whole baggage of trouble because she has been saving it for a long time when you dont see it coming of course......our whatever is your "fcc you",if you have a girl friend who isnt jealous or uncomfortable about your female friends fact is,its either she has a lot of you's or she doesnt really care about you.its only two percent that trust you wholly but our DNA has jealousy written all over it

@op..please more. I need to use your information to carry out a test. Lol just passing by.

This may apply to some but remember humans are dynamic. Don't go reading wrong meanings o

demelza:
@Op ----> TRAITOR!!!!

nope am loyal

onegig: @op..please more. I need to use your information to carry out a test. Lol just passing by.

This may apply to some but remember humans are dynamic. Don't go reading wrong meanings o

yeah humans are but these are common traits

ImpactWorld: Really courageous coming from a lady

.thanks lol

when we see a cute guy the first time we notice his physical attributes but the third time his looks dissapears and we try to see whats inside.....we fall for the rude bad guys because they seem special even when they are empty,the good ones dont have those things we crave for in a guy and are boring,most of the things we say on our first dates are white lies to impress you if we like you of course or if we love your money...

dont mind those girls that tell you "am watching my weight" marry them and you would know how long the journey is..some girls eat more than most guys,its hidden behind a font of course.......you know those pictures we post and say "no makeup" and we still look cute,thats because we still use a little invincible makeup ,you take us outing and we bring our girl friends without due notice,thats because we have planned our big feast from your pocket of course, we bring our pretty girl friends and introduce you to them with a big grin, be carefull thats a big hole we just dug for you a whole lot of things could happen....

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE DIFFERENT KIND OF GIRLS WE HAVE IN THIS PLANET:The "follow my friends":this girls dont know what they want because they do just everything they see others doing and they wont stick to you or a long time and they could be very dangerous because there would be nothing personal between you two and if her friends are spendtrifts get ready to have a drained pocket!

splasy_duicy: LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE DIFFERENT KIND OF GIRLS WE HAVE IN THIS PLANET:The "follow my friends":this girls dont know what they want because they do just everything they see others doing and they wont stick to you or a long time and they could be very dangerous because there would be nothing personal between you two and if her friends are spendtrifts get ready to have a drained pocket!

. My gf is one good example, follow-follow...

Aunty abeg o! Don't you think you are spilling too much?

Timi1990: . My gf is one good example, follow-follow...

lol..how do you know

marvelling: Aunty abeg o! Don't you think you are spilling too much?

are you male or female?am not..lol

preach on...preach on,most of the guys know this, we just pretend not to care for a while, as long as we are getting into the cookie jar , but its always nice hearing a lady call it as it is....am staying around for this one

THE GIRLS:this type of girls never trust you not even one percent,they are always confused and so they dont trust anyone,they became insecure because of different type of emotional problems ranging from heart break,dissapointment,betrayal while some are just naturally insecure,these kind of girls could be so anoying and they can nag at you most times and suspect your every moves...

splasy_duicy: lol..how do you know

. e plenty die.., My frnd got ipad for her Bday, dats wat I wnt too; when will u start givin me monthly allowance; when will we start going out on weekends e.t.c

Timi1990: . e plenty die.., My frnd got ipad for her Bday, dats wat I wnt too; when will u start givin me monthly allowance; when will we start going out on weekends e.t.c

....are you financially capable? if no then explain to her in a cool but serious not harsh and insultive way..but if you are then tell her to be her own woman lovingly of course if you really like her

st.kelly:
preach on...preach on,most of the guys know this, we just pretend not to care for a while, as long as we are getting into the cookie jar , but its always nice hearing a lady call it as it is....am staying around for this one

.its nice knowing that..but we would see if you know all girly moves..lol

splasy_duicy: ....are you financially capable? if no then explain to her in a cool but serious not harsh and insultive way..but if you are then tell her to be her own woman lovingly of course if you really like her

. Am nt capable yet., so she has no choice. I can't kill mysef

Timi1990: . Am nt capable yet., so she has no choice. I can't kill mysef

then talk to her

splasy_duicy: then talk to her

. Am doing dat already

THE UNPREDICTABLE ONES:these type are often dangerous and they could do a number of things to you when you cheat on them, they are patient and mostly quiet but dont let that deceive you they could end your life and even their own without looking back.

THE PLAYERS;these kind of girls always tend to cheat and they cant date one guy at a time,they are official liars,paper chasers but they do not want to be cheated on,they love parties,they put codes on their phones,they know what you like and always seem perfect except you are wise enough to notice some loop holes,they call you when they are in the middle of scx and tell you that they are sick just to heighten the tension,they are mostly scx addicts,they are also ambitious

THE ALPHA FEMALE:this type of ladies intimidate men around her because of her early success or how rich her family back ground is,she owns every thing and she controls any man she dates and wouldnt endure any thing she is not comfortable with from a guy,she is independent.and thats why guys were scared of marrying educated girls in those days so as to keep them ignorant and till this day some men still wont let their wives work even if she is educated to avoid exposing her to the society and thats so lame except of course she likes it!