the word ''SPERM'' is no longer censored on NL

end time things

mine is royal sperm™°•goes for 200k
no pricing

See what ASUU caused

See wetin ASUU don cause

drnairalov: choii!!! incase any1 iz looking 4 a donor am here ooo *rme leme tell u guyz a little story, over donating affects,

My friend kept donating and donating and donating, just because he wanted to buy a diamond ring 4 his gf b4 dey got married, he got the money frm donating his sperms, nd he succesfully bought the diamond ring..they got married, a year latter no child.

It waz later discovrd that the man had low sperm count..apparently over donating caused it.!! they decided 2 do artificial insemmination, so he went 2 the sperm bank if he cud get any of his sperm frm them, they declined, it waz only 1 that was left nd sum1 has ordered it, tried paying off the people who ordered it, but as soon as they saw him nd how handsome he waz they were more haopy nd refuse to sell, he was handsome so his sperm was hot cake in the bank, to cut d long story short, he decided 2 rob the bank and get his sperm back, he was successful in getting it, he called his wife to meet him up at a place blah blah blah, he gave d sperm 2 hiss wife, she quickly made use of it, police got alerted any wayz nd he waz arrested, spent a year nd a half in prison..


Well she got pregnant nd yes it was triplets 2 boyz 1 girl......#end of story.. clap 4 me

As a BIOLOGIST lemme ask some ethical questions?
Where will u tell ur child he/her biological father truly is?
Sure they wil ask

in BIOLOGY we av d dominant trait n d reccessive.... Which is ur child?
Dont be decieve by d dominant physiological factor u are seeing now as their might be an animalistic reccesive gene possess by some nairalanders too....

Can u identify ur biological surrogate husband when d need arise as statitis show dat children wit shattered home are problem bound......

Thread wisely

chiover: Ma ndi nke ha gbara uka ga na agakwa si ka ha donate mmiri amu

here na ur village

No be say person go donate sperm and for future your wife go come see pikin wey resemble you.She go dey ask you when you play away match.

This should reduce the unemployment rate for youths.

Caleboha: End time tinz! Fatherless children everywhere. single mothers everywhere. Someday a man will get married to a young lady who is a product of his donated sperm without knowing- incestuous abomination!

That's the negative side of this stuff and in breeding sets in with its attendant disadvantages


Its unafrican and should be stoped

drnairalov: choii!!! incase any1 iz looking 4 a donor am here ooo *rme leme tell u guyz a little story, over donating affects,

My friend kept donating and donating and donating, just because he wanted to buy a diamond ring 4 his gf b4 dey got married, he got the money frm donating his sperms, nd he succesfully bought the diamond ring..they got married, a year latter no child.

It waz later discovrd that the man had low sperm count..apparently over donating caused it.!! they decided 2 do artificial insemmination, so he went 2 the sperm bank if he cud get any of his sperm frm them, they declined, it waz only 1 that was left nd sum1 has ordered it, tried paying off the people who ordered it, but as soon as they saw him nd how handsome he waz they were more haopy nd refuse to sell, he was handsome so his sperm was hot cake in the bank, to cut d long story short, he decided 2 rob the bank and get his sperm back, he was successful in getting it, he called his wife to meet him up at a place blah blah blah, he gave d sperm 2 hiss wife, she quickly made use of it, police got alerted any wayz nd he waz arrested, spent a year nd a half in prison..


Well she got pregnant nd yes it was triplets 2 boyz 1 girl......#end of story.. clap 4 me

u try lies hunter!

Shai!!!No wonder some children don't bear any resemblance with their fathers.

1 fuckin Million Pounds or nothin. . .i no dey cheap.

hey!!!!! I want to donate my sperm tooo!!! Abeg where dem dey do am for Anambra State. I am so interested in this and as a matter of fact I am planning on the business I'll invest the returns in. No dulling.

I have daily supply at a discount rate..N35k or $200 per 20 mL

Caleboha: End time tinz! Fatherless children everywhere. single mothers everywhere. Someday a man will get married to a young lady who is a product of his donated sperm without knowing- incestuous abomination!

So wat if in the future ur son ends up marryin ur sperm donated daughter. #Abomination thins

@OP.please provide address and details of what's needed.I donfuck up since be dat ooo...I for don donate up to 4ltrs weh I just deh waste on oyin pubic hair and my olonshos..see money for airplease confirm address and if any medical certs are needed..please.

How is the sperm extracted?

Can't sell even my HAIR for a million naira. I dread stuffs like this. It would have been a sensible idea if it's about donating blood. Even in the case of blood, the word "DONATING" should be construed accordingly, not "SELLING".

Thank God I never have sex for d past 6years now. My money don come

tttye: Thank God I never have sex for d past 6years now. My money don come

ewo! See free chick...ur adres asap!*gna gain 2 tinz*...morova! Am takin my sperm home

Caleboha: End time tinz! Fatherless children everywhere. single mothers everywhere. Someday a man will get married to a young lady who is a product of his donated sperm without knowing- incestuous abomination!

ooouch!! I was gonna find ways to sell mine until i read your post. Thanks.

Wishful thinking for idle Nigerians. Who buys sperm in a country of hungry people for $300?

I dont think it is illegal/immoral if you can donate it why not sell it. Sperm is replenishable as you cant use all your sperm. Though I would have preferred direct sex but maybe due to risks of stds. My only fear is that Fashola should not impose tax on it. LOL.

owolabifunke14: How are they going to get the sperm out. Does it mean the nurses will grab their joystick and manipulate it to ejaculate? End time really

Man joystick in woman's hand? If na so e go good o. Man go just grab the nurse inside donation room because by then man head for don turn.

Cobwebs go don deh office ooo.

tttye: Thank God I never have sex for d past 6years now. My money don come

I pity Una until two pikin from you marry in holy matrimony u go know wetin 50,000 don cause

Dis na ending of live oh

bcomputer101:


You pay 7'k for olosho?
Shey na two toto the olosho get under ni?
Your case na SORRY...

I will suggest you donate yours in YABALEFT hospital..

So u Neva see olosho of 40k eh?

owolabifunke14: How are they going to get the sperm out. Does it mean the nurses will grab their joystick and manipulate it to ejaculate? End time really

We have our hands

85% of dis guys dat sale thier spermer r confirmed thieves by blood ,some madness runs in thier family + other stuffs... Women make una shine una eyes.... No go buy a sperm of one psycho or a thief anyway una know d out come sha

i stay in festac,can anybodi tell me any hospital in festac or its environs were i fit sell my sperm.ASUU don frustrate me for house,tyme to make sum moni for myself. ;Di stay in festac,can anybodi tell me any hospital in festac or its environs were i fit sell my sperm.ASUU don frustrate me for house,tyme to make sum moni for myself.

This tread is just for fun and to make fun of ourselfs mean while its fun tho coz I don't believe this kind of act happening anywhere around lagos ' I know about donating of blood cos that happened anywhere around the world but what if the story is real I guess those medical center involve ar in big trouble because Mr babatunji raji fashola and his crew don't take sh*t!