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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2013
RationalDude: Hey, Satan, dude, what's up with you? So, when are you preparing for your renewed attack against the host of heaven? I got something I wanna teach you that is if you are humble enough to admit that I'm a better tactician than you are.

If it's similar tactics to that of the crucified one, then we don't have much to worry about.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

If it's similar tactics to that of the crucified one, then we don't have much to worry about.
Why must you always answer for Luciferus Von Satanus? Is he too much of a sissy to respond for himself? Hey minion, take me to your master, I like to deal with the real thing.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 4:23pm On Sep 22, 2013
Divepen:
i wish to continue giving you like but na one Seun allow



lol.good day.Bro
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 4:26pm On Sep 22, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

If it's similar tactics to that of the crucified one, then we don't have much to worry about.
haa.. don't mention the crucified one. you are shaking the kingdom of Satan with that oooo.. by the mention if his name all knees shall bow
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2013
Ajibam:
haa.. don't mention the crucified one. you are shaking the kingdom of Satan with that oooo.. by the mention if his name all knees shall bow

I can confirm that they are on their knees when they shout "Jizz-Us".

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:49pm On Sep 22, 2013
RationalDude: Why must you always answer for Luciferus Von Satanus? Is he too much of a sissy to respond for himself? Hey minion, take me to your master, I like to deal with the real thing.

You may need to change the disc.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 5:21pm On Sep 22, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

I can confirm that they are on their knees when they shout "Jizz-Us".
okay
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:13pm On Sep 22, 2013
Ajibam:
okay
.say Jesus
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 6:18pm On Sep 22, 2013
Divepen:
.say Jesus
jesus
Bro.
I just ignore that,he said jizz-us,, I don't know the meaning of thatgrin...
hope you and the family are doing fine?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 22, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

We are no tales-by-the-moonlight story tellers.

You and your master ain't got no history..
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:31pm On Sep 22, 2013
Ajibam:
jesus
Bro.
I just ignore that,he said jizz-us,, I don't know the meaning of thatgrin...
hope you and the family are doing fine?

google is your satanic friend.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:41pm On Sep 22, 2013
"I rest my hand on your shoulder and tell you to move forward.
You have been stagnant for too long.
Don't think that time is to waste,
with your pithy antics that have lead you nowhere.
I have chosen you to make a difference;
to cause a change in this world that no one has ever seen.
Do you believe that I have chosen wrongly?
If you do, step down from the pedestal you have created and prepare for my next move.
For I am the one who gives and takes away,
and causes the stars to fall from the sky.
Don't ask questions as if you didn't know the answer.
I have already revealed to you my true nature;
accept it or not.
I will not change, unless it is I who Wills it so.
For I am the one who had a conscience first.
I am the one who asked the first question.
I am the primordial force who is feared by many.
But you, you embrace what I am, and for that you are mine.
Time has come for you to act,
and do the work that I have given you."


I will Master. I will my Lord.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:59pm On Sep 22, 2013
Long for the darkness of night... to enter into the cavern of the unseen... to feel the essence, the melancholia, the mysteries, the deepest of wisdom, the primordial power, and everything that is... Satan.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2013
When Satan talks, god hides.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Femmymata2(m): 10:12pm On Sep 22, 2013
I really enjoyed this thread. God and satan are human invention and don't exist except in the minds of those who worship them. But if i'm to choose one,i'll satan. He's black,social,funky,generous,shy,creative,guile,cunny e.t.c

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 1:05am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

google is your satanic friend.
you can help me with that
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 1:08am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: When Satan talks, god hides.
sure
but if God enters...he is in shambles
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:44am On Sep 23, 2013
Ajibam:
you can help me with that

You want me to help you use google?

Lord have mercy!

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:47am On Sep 23, 2013
I would have loved to see what the hidden posts above said.
Probably christians showcasing their true nature.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 8:19am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

You want me to help you use google?

Lord have mercy!
yea...God already has mercy on you,that's why you are alive
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:22am On Sep 23, 2013
Ajibam:
yea...God already has mercy on you,that's why you are alive

No. I am under the protection of His Majesty, Lord Lucifer.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Lionpikin(m): 8:41am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa, goodmorning.....pls, keep up the good work and keep the Satanic flag flying.....may Lord Lucifer continue to empower you....Ave Satanas....

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by nnofaith: 9:56am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

I can confirm that they are on their knees when they shout "Jizz-Us".
especially the ladies!

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 10:54am On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

No. I am under the protection of His Majesty, Lord Lucifer.


How did lucifer protect his people? Show us how lucifer protected and delivered his people from their enemies in the book of satan..we are waiting..cheesy
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:09pm On Sep 23, 2013
joel lala:


How did lucifer protect his people? Show us how lucifer protected and delivered his people from their enemies in the book of satan..we are waiting..cheesy

Children still waiting for a new fairy tale.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 1:46pm On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Children still waiting for a new fairy tale.


From your answer i can guess that you dont even have a clue..that means satan is actually useless when even his own followers cant say anything about him delivering and protecting his people..this thread is full of sh.iiit...am out of here.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:18pm On Sep 23, 2013
Thank you Lord
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 2:48pm On Sep 23, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Thank you Lord
clueless grin

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:57pm On Sep 23, 2013
Love yourself deeply. There is no greater love.

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