Hey nairaland babes beware of madmen on d street because they beginning to fall in luv like every other normal human being.

They know what is good n pleasant to the eyes. Always dress as modest as possible cause who knows u might be d nxt victim.

I was walking along d street recently with my girl4rnd and we saw a madman I mean real one wey don mad since dey born am. As we were passing by and trying to avoid him, he kept coming to us saying - "fine girls come and kiss me nw, dnt u knw dat una dey very beautiful. Abeg come nw I luv u, As he was saying this, he kept coming 2wods us and my God i was very scared o. We took to our heels as fast as possible. Na only God save us dat day o. Infact I ran fast mre than d popular Mary Onyali,
So tke heed less u becme victim. I don talk my own be dat. He dat has ears let him ear.

Make una no think say I be one kind prophetess oooo.

Lmao! Na which area una dey rock?

May be u look like him babe.

hardknocks:

May be u look like him babe.

Na u sabi ooooooo.

@ poster

u and ur friend need spiritual deliverance cos that mad man is possessed by a spirit. the spirit in him has seen something in both of u that has attracted it.

sincerely speaking u need to be delivered or better still get closer to God. the way things are going, it's not normal.

lmao. . .

There's no evil spirit involved. It's just a well researched mental illness: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

may be we should also research on how to prevent a mad man from identifying these ladies

@ templa

u are being unnecessarily religious. the madman see wetin e like thats why he went after them. afterall they say men think with their dicks and not their heads, so it was his dick thinkin then because as he is mad, his head definately cant think properly.

@ poster
wetin carry u and ur friend go pass mad man place?

@girlsoswit
no be u call urself girl so sweet.?
Or u think say madman too no like sweet things?

gabe_logan:


@ poster
wetin carry u and your friend go pass mad man place?

them talk say na only madman sabi wey him fellow mad-men dey live!!
na madman dey find people wey him go bite, no be people wey dey find madman
anyway wey trespass for where kolo-mental man dey, go hear WHENN!!!

Una wicked o

gabe_logan:

@ templa

u are being unnecessarily religious. the madman see wetin e like thats why he went after them. afterall they say men think with their dicks and not their heads, so it was his privates thinkin then because as he is mad, his head definately can't think properly.

guy, atleast i believe in God.

r u saying that since men think with their dicks [b](i no follow, cos i dey think with my brain)[/b]and in this case a mad man is thinking with his dick,  all men can be said to be mad?

lmao @ topic nd replies

hardknocks:

@girlsoswit
no be u call yourself girl so sweet.?
Or u think say madman too no like sweet things?

@ hardknocks I'm a sweet girl if u care to knw hen, bt I get klass. Madman sef sabi say he no easy to dey sweet. Bt haba d madman was only showing his kolo syndrome. So beta watch ur mouth b4 I lash u. ;

@poster
dont mind them my dear they dont know what it means for a mad man to admire a girl
if someone that is in same can admire u then definitely the entire world would also admire u
but incase of next time, if the mad man they come right move left before ego handle you

my goodness!

that one fit rape one unlucky woman for night oh.

e go just catch am unawares like that.

Maybe you're his missing rib _{he needs his ribs complete to get cured}

dreeldee:

Maybe you're his missing rib _{he needs his ribs complete to get cured}

Maybe ur girl4rnd can be in d betta position 4 dat,

girlsoswit:

Maybe your girl4rnd can be in d betta position 4 that,

no vex na _{afterall no be me choose u}

Did you study Physics - "Like poles attract".

ROTFLMAO!

Bamsyle:

Did you study Physics - "Like poles attract".

Tot it was, "Opposite attracts" . .but w/e

Laughing Hahahah Falls from the chair!!!

Hey nairaland babes beware of madmen on d street because they beginning to fall in love like every other normal human being.

They know what is good n pleasant to the eyes. Always dress as modest as possible cause who knows u might be d nxt victim.

I was walking along d street recently with my girl4rnd and we saw a madman I mean real one wey don mad since dey born am. As we were passing by and trying to avoid him, he kept coming to us saying - "fine girls come and kiss me nw, dnt u knw that una dey very beautiful. Abeg come nw I love u, As he was saying this, he kept coming 2wods us and my God i was very scared o. We took to our heels as fast as possible. Na only God save us that day o. Infact I ran fast mre than d popular Mary Onyali,
So tke heed less u becme victim. I don talk my own be that. He that has ears let him ear.

Make una no think say I be one kind prophetess oooo.

roflmao

maybe you dressed or looked like him

Double DUHH!