olrotimi: my chief do u live smwhr around a university campus? I suggest you change your location or readjust ur radar. I dnt knw if its just me bt 7 of 10 gurls i'v hung out with are nt d hungry type, mmba, they are more than willing to spend d cash to prove their class. Some suggest a weekend escape to a resort, on their bill. Na those ones fear me pass, my only snitch is that i dont have dat luxury of time.

Granma says its time "to settle" . . .can i meet one or two of them? plsssss

Teespice:

My two kobo.

Since I don dey collect your two two kobo,e neva reach #10naira o.


BTW, it doesnt have to be in a resturant

safarigirl: I'd take the cinemas and an amusement park over a boring restaurant anyday anytime...don't even like those places, if you wan make we chop, point me to the nearest buka abeg

very nice

ULQUIORRA: very nice

U3, lol

demelza: Why would you ask her for the meeting place in the first place? You obviously asked her out, so why not use your initiative to source for venues.
You cant blame the girl for bailing you out by suggesting a place since you are being chicken.

Seems you skipped the part he talked about girls bringing their friend(s) along

Lol. I remember one that happened to me a few yrs back. Babe ordering for food @ the restaurant, I was trying to get her to get beef instead of chicken to cut cost for me. She refused, the attendant even was encouraging her. I told her I wasn't gonna pay for it, she turned mute. I simply said I was gonna go get my atm/wallet and jumped on the next okada. ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯

kreami diva: Hotel room.

hope you don't mind a date? Just choose a date

tosingcfr:
hope you don't mind a date? Just choose a date

Natural born instinct.
Going straight for the kill
Na u oh

if girl no go gree date me for mechanic shop, i fashi am

Abi nah..lol

I just did as you have requested (etisalat thing), but I will need you to understand some stuffs I noticed about your write up. Basically, a write up should have the introduction paragraph, the body (at least 3 paragraphs) and the conclusion. Also when this is done, you have to physically see the paragraphs to be almost of the same number of lines. That will give you a perfect structure for the write up.
N.B: For the type of writing you submitted, we do not have to proof read for sentence formation, therefore, I did not put that into consideration. Keep writing and you will get better brother.

Mathicks: I seem to get the feeling that most Nigerians ask girls out on a date and mostly the location is a resturant. I've seen ''lets go to see a movie together'' ,''accompany me to my friends' party'' , yes... But those are very few. What is it with the Resturant thingy? lol and WHAT OTHER PLACES DO YOU THINK ARE APPROPRIATE FOR DATES?

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@poster
You gotta be specific around here
Nigerian guys can't afford good restaurant!
For them.......
It's either buka or fast food

Like the mechanic above me

jay bee:
Say your goodbyes duh

are you advocating boning on the first date by any chance?
If that's the case then absolutely no point wasting your time going on a date. Just make your intention known ad wolla xmas might just come early for you.

Haha nooo, just goin/askin straight forward might kill da chance buh after da date and full A.C, bro u dont even need to ask!

Mubby4luv:
Haha nooo, just goin/askin straight forward might kill da chance buh after da date and full A.C, bro u dont even need to ask!

What kinda girls are you dating bro?
So date and full AC is the magic to getting laid

hardbody:

I was into it but i outgrew it by force when they forced me to remove my charcoal dark tint. LOL

Broda all u need is a permit , 9ja type ov permit i say

Pattey:

Granma says its time "to settle" . . .can i meet one or two of them? plsssss

chief enta d biggest cosmetic store in ur area in d evening, dats a nice hunting ground IMHO

segzi cres: Lol. I remember one that happened to me a few yrs back. Babe ordering for food @ the restaurant, I was trying to get her to get beef instead of chicken to cut cost for me. She refused, the attendant even was encouraging her. I told her I wasn't gonna pay for it, she turned mute. I simply said I was gonna go get my atm/wallet and jumped on the next okada. ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯

liar liar liar
You didn't come with a car!!!!! So where was the supposed wallet? or ATM

jay bee:
What kinda girls are you dating bro?
So date and full AC is the magic to getting laid

U might wanna skip da date part. ol i do is wiggle ma car key after evenin lecture usually and look for a lady who needs a lift to hostel or town. thts ol i can tell u

donLEXY: I just did as you have requested (etisalat thing), but I will need you to understand some stuffs I noticed about your write up. Basically, a write up should have the introduction paragraph, the body (at least 3 paragraphs) and the conclusion. Also when this is done, you have to physically see the paragraphs to be almost of the same number of lines. That will give you a perfect structure for the write up.
N.B: For the type of writing you submitted, we do not have to proof read for sentence formation, therefore, I did not put that into consideration. Keep writing and you will get better brother.

its a 300 words or less competition. Doesnt really give you space to structure too much, lest u'll sacrifice d msg in d story... Read this one and u'll see a far better write up by me https://www.nairaland.com/1474996/blame-switch-short-story

annawhite: liar liar liar
You didn't come with a car!!!!! So where was the supposed wallet? or ATM

Bt guys i dnt rili get d drift, y wld a guy ask a gurl out on a date with d intention to 'marking' her? I dnt want to give an éxposé on my dating lyf bt 'marking' is usualy d last thng on my mind when i hang out wit a babe, weda na 1st date or 5th date. My joystick is precious, its nt for all comers

demelza: Why would you ask her for the meeting place in the first place? You obviously asked her out, so why not use your initiative to source for venues.
You cant blame the girl for bailing you out by suggesting a place since you are being chicken.

Read thruoug again & modify ur post.

Nigeria girls with their chop chop mentality. Majority of these girls are not decent at all. The few decent ones are scarce. The moment you ask a girl out for a date in Nigeria, they believe they're entitled to be taken to a restaurant or a pastry joint. And when you take them out, you'll be surprised they always gunning to eat chicken, and most of them doesn't have the dining etiquette too aswell... I like calling them chicken eaten girls. Majority of them don't look healthy...Especially, the ones that claims to be chics! Look at their skin with their "pancaked" face. Lol! No wonder obesity is killing majority of them...It's because of too much oily fried chicken they love eating. I always have the feeling that atleast, some of them should know the golden relationship rules by being easygoing and cool, but in their case, they always want to milk and see what they can obtain from our hard working loving brothers! Is it possible for our environment to be that bad that our girls doesn't have courtesy anymore? That's one of the reason why our brothers use them as sex tools...they're the main cause to that! Our Naija brothers are smarter now!! Nobody's ready to feed any hungry azz girls anymore. If you're hungry, go get yourself a job. There is no free meal anymore. We're in the new world order, sis!

Mubby4luv:
U might wanna skip da date part. ol i do is wiggle ma car key after evenin lecture usually and look for a lady who needs a lift to hostel or town. thts ol i can tell u

You confusing me bro, do you also cab on the side?
What if these girls are just using you since it seems you like anything under skirt sorta

olrotimi: chief enta d biggest cosmetic store in ur area in d evening, dats a nice hunting ground IMHO

Cosmetic store bawo? haba! You just mentioned some cool classy ones that don't like money and you're recommending those waiting in front of show glass, waiting for whom will pay. . . Bros, ko da OOoo

*Na those ur owns will still sure pass *

ℓ☺ℓ,¥ou go take hër go club naa so dat on Н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇o̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ she high,KNACKING go commence,badt boy

Teespice: Personally, I don't think a date has to be in a restaurant.

I prefer we have that date in a garden or park, then subsequently in a restaurant IF you have the means.

My two kobo.

wow!! Nice choice indeed...... So can I take u out? Uhhh maybe to Nairaland gardens n resort??

Pattey:

Cosmetic store bawo? haba! You just mentioned some cool classy ones that don't like money and you're recommending those waiting in front of show glass, waiting for whom will pay. . . Bros, ko da OOoo

*Na those ur owns will still sure pass *

lol my guy u beta port go beta area o difrent strokes 4different folks. Bt sha m jus telling u what works for me, if you have lived in ilorin or u knw any1 thr, jus ask them whats synonymous with 'chupet' & alvins cosmetics, they'l al tel u d same thng. When i go to get my chikili cosmetics & i c a gurl who has jus paid for her peruvian hair of 40k, who doesnt even gv me an eye, bros i dnt nid to be told. Interesting enuf by jus looking at a gurl, i'd knw those who do aristo runs & those who are actualy classy.

osifred: hunger at work. most nigerian girls see it as a means of free food

Food is always involved in dates.
Even if u go to a park or beach, u will still buy food in addition to the gate fees.
U cant stay at a park or beach for many hours without, refreshment.

so in my opinion., either way, food is involved.
the restaurant is even cheaper

olrotimi: lol my guy u beta port go beta area o difrent strokes 4different folks. Bt sha m jus telling u what works for me, if you have lived in ilorin or u knw any1 thr, jus ask them whats synonymous with 'chupet' & alvins cosmetics, they'l al tel u d same thng. When i go to get my chikili cosmetics & i c a gurl who has jus paid for her peruvian hair of 40k, who doesnt even gv me an eye, bros i dnt nid to be told. Interesting enuf by jus looking at a gurl, i'd knw those who do aristo runs & those who are actualy classy.

uuhhhhmmmmmm . . . i'm shocked! Iyen Ilorin na? Classy babes? Always downgraded the town in my mind oOOo

That apart, when do i commence tutorials, you seem to have a SOLID grip on this issue

jay bee:
You confusing me bro, do you also cab on the side?
What if these girls are just using you since it seems you like anything under skirt sorta

THUMBS UP BRO. Yes dey re usin me buh i get the benefit. lyk its a mutual kinda tin

Mubby4luv:
THUMBS UP BRO. Yes dey re usin me buh i get the benefit. lyk its a mutual kinda tin

So you are equally cheap. We finally got there in the end