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Consent Form To Be Signed Before intimacy by zizman: 8:21am On Oct 21, 2013
Imagine. Imagine you the guy making this or the
babe actually already having a drafted copy and
she just gives you a signed copy before you
propose parole. wont you love the girl for the rest
of your life ?
Imagine if there is a form like the one below,
most of my male friends will be happy and would
probably make enough copies to give out.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-V658Ve_JTjg/UX96nLsVL9I/AAAAAAAAAd4/cHPGxDQ-26A/s280/woman+signing.jpg[/img]
CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL
INTERCOURSE
This certifies that, I, ____________________________ the
undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the
"screwee"wink about to enjoy sexual intercourse with
_________________________ (hereafter referred to as
the "screwer"wink.
I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my
right mind and not under the influence of any
narcotic or alcoholic substances.
...
The aforementioned screwer need not use any
force, threats, coercion or promises to influence
me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear of
him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to
marry him. I do not know if he is married or not,
and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk,
I'm entering this relationship with him because I
love it and want it as much as he does.
In the event whereby I receive the full
satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance
the capacity and willingness to further
participation as soon as time permits. In addition,
I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file
charges against him should I fall pregnant,
contract a sexual disease or feel that he is
violating any legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.
Signed naked before jumping into bed at
____________ on this _________ day of
the______________Month in the year 201
Signature of screwee: ________________________
Date of birth: ________________________
Date of conduct:
Re: Consent Form To Be Signed Before intimacy by Alexk2(m): 8:27am On Oct 21, 2013
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Re: Consent Form To Be Signed Before intimacy by nwaanambra1(m): 9:18am On Oct 21, 2013
copied edited to suite needed circumstance(s) and saved. wink wink

tnxs poster. cool cool

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