ibkaye:

BO!?
Chineke Mehh
That one na silent killa o
as in, just let the culprit stretch his/her arms or even attempt to hug the victim
the skin covering the nasal bone will just deteriorate
God dey o  

I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish
Kai menene!!
These Americans talked so ill of my fellow Nigerian,it wasn't funny.

Queenisha:

I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish
Kai menene!!
These Americans talked so ill of my fellow Nigerian,it wasn't funny.

roflmao, cheii, you need to come to some of my past physical education lessons, some of the students hadnt even broken a sweat yet and they were oozing with the offensive odour, i was knocked out unconscious for a whole week 

Queenisha:

I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish

kai alueme na person pickin be dat o

ibkaye:

roflmao, cheii, you need to come to some of my past physical education lessons, some of the students hadnt even broken a sweat yet and they were oozing with the offensive odour, i was knocked out unconscious for a whole week

SENATOR JD:


girl u brutal walia

Just being a lady now ,

Sly, sharrap

The truth is both men and women smell, but the mouths of men are just too much jare,

ibkaye:

one thing i hate, when the mouth odour is present and the culprit now kindly asks for a 'sip of your coke' or a 'bite of your sandwhich' and you are too kind to refuse, they then surround the top of your bottle etc with their mouth hence forth allowing the odour molecules to bungey jump into the container/onto the bacon, cheese, e no fair o, e no fair  

Give him the sandwich and coke.
Tell him you're no longer hungry.
Tufia!

Queenisha:

Oh I get it
paradise odour = PO

Stop deceiving yourself!
Paradise Odour ko. . . . . . .Heaven expressway Odour ni!!. . . . . .

Hannibal:


The funniest thang is women have the tendency to stink more than guys.
MO, BO, PO. . . . .if some women lift their arms up, u would pass out with the malodourous stench oozing out of it.
It's pathetic!!!!

Right on hombre!!!!
Intel has it that they use women odour for the making of Pesticides. . . . .Insecticides et all.

Queenisha:

Give him the sandwich and coke.
Tell him you're no longer hungry.
Tufia!

roflmao, exactly what i do o, correct girl!

The Sly:



Right on hombre!!!!
Intel has it that they use women odour for the making of Pesticides. . . . .Insecticides et all.

ROFLMAO!

Queenisha:

I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish
Kai menene!!
These Americans talked so ill of my fellow Nigerian,it wasn't funny.

ROFLMSAO, , Now this was brutal,

erhmmmm, If I were you I would have surprized her with a nice "lil talk" about the importance of personal hygiene, then to top if off give her nice basket of deodorants for the holidays, Then again, u said they dont wear deodorants, How sad,

Chat2MeBac:

Just be a lady now ,

Sly, sharrap

Booooooooooooooooooooooo! *Thumbs down*
Truth is bitter. . . . .I know that fo' reaala!

SENATOR JD:

kai alueme na person pickin be that o

How about us that have to smell them day in day out?
Is it fair on me?

Chat2MeBac:

ROFLMSAO, , Now this was brutal,

erhmmmm, If I were you I would have surprized her with a nice "little talk" about the importance of personal hygiene, then to top if off give her nice basket of deodorants for the holidays, Then again, u said they don't wear deodorants, How sad,

brutal ?
It was the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
She was even a pastor's wife.
I could buy her a dozen roll ons plastered with scriptural verses
but will she use it?

Queenisha:

How about us that have to smell them day in day out?
Is it fair on me?

hey my sista i go dey pray for u make u no fall o,everyday

Queenisha:

Give him the sandwich and coke.
Tell him you're no longer hungry.
Tufia!

lai lai if hunger dey catch meand na save money i take by am i go tell am make in go buy in own

The Sly:

Stop deceiving yourself!
Paradise Odour ko. . . . . . .Heaven expressway Odour ni!!. . . . . .

Try POISON odour. Some women smell like catfish down there.
Yeast infection can be fatal.

Right on hombre!!!!
Intel has it that they use women odour for the making of Pesticides. . . . .Insecticides et all.

They wanna start making biological weapons from their stench now.
Iraq has reached the advanced stage.

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The Sly:

Booooooooooooooooooooooo! *Thumbs down*
Truth is bitter. . . . .I know that fo' reaala!

I will e-whip ur rass layta ,

@Queenisha, I heard you girl.I know it's the truth.  Funny how someone's nose refused to function when it comes to themself. I mean smell thyself before someone else does nah,

Hannibal:

Try POISON odour. Some women smell like catfish down there.
Yeast infection can be fatal.

They want to start making biological weapons from their stench now.
Iraq has reached the advanced stage.

i no fit laff!

sly and jackal make una stop it o.
Yeast infection is curable.
a little antifungal here and there and the whole thing is over.
We are talking about everlasting BO and MO
The type that follows people from the womb to the grave

ibkaye:

i no fit laff!

Hannibal:

Try POISON odour. Some women smell like catfish down there.
Yeast infection can be fatal.

They want to start making biological weapons from their stench now.
Iraq has reached the advanced stage.

Abeg I no fit laugh

lol

Queenisha:

sly and jackal make una stop it o.
Yeast infection is curable.
a little antifungal here and there and the whole thing is over.
We are talking about everlasting BO and MO
The type that follows people from the womb to the grave

How many women know what to do to their yeast infection.
They flaunt it like that to their unsuspecting boyfriends trying to match Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.
A guy once told me he caught the FLU sniffing his gurl's mound of venus.

Hannibal:

How many women know what to do to their yeast infection.
They flaunt it like that to their unsuspecting boyfriends trying to match Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.
A guy once told me he caught the FLU sniffing his girl's mound of venus.

hahahhahahahahahhahh enough o in don do

Hannibal:

How many women know what to do to their yeast infection.
They flaunt it like that to their unsuspecting boyfriends trying to match Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.
A guy once told me he caught the FLU sniffing his girl's mound of venus.

only flu ROFL
he needs to get bronchitis and pneumonia also

Hehehe, no only women who get strong smells omitting from down below, men are also culprits and sometimes, their own can be life threatening, what an aroma, one sniff and you may not even be able to remember your own name, amnesia they call it

It is well o.

how do u know at Hannibal? careful where u put ur bulala  

looks like some of you guys have been with some walking candida babes fulltime

ibkaye:

Hehehe, no only women who get strong smells omitting from down below, men are also culprits and sometimes, their own can be life threatening, what an aroma, one sniff and you may not even be able to remember your own name, amnesia they call it

It is well o.

are you telling me?

as soon as the animals are uncaged and let loose
It's aroma time!

omoge:

how do u know at Hannibal? careful where u put your bulala

told him!

Queenisha:

looks like some of you guys have been with some walking candida babes fulltime

are you telling me?

as soon as the animals are uncaged and let loose
It's aroma time!

roflmao abi o

o what odourlypowerful weapons they have

Queenisha:

only flu ROFL
he needs to get bronchitis and pneumonia also

Just tah remind you not to throw stones in a glass house.
Men can be careless with their hygiene but women are not innocent of this either.

omoge:

how do u know at Hannibal? careful where u put your bulala  

How do i know what??  
Majority of those beautiful women u see on the streets flashing boobs n booty are disasters down there.
When they drop those undies. . . . .Please get an oxygen mask. . .
Aerosol freshners even struggle hard to overcome the stench.

Hannibal:

Just tah remind you not to throw stones in a glass house.
Men can be careless with their hygiene but women are not innocent of this either.

How do i know what??
Majority of those beautiful women u see on the streets flashing boobs n booty are disasters down there.
When they drop those undies. . . . .Please get an oxygen mask. . .
Aerosol freshners even struggle hard to overcome the stench.

let me give you a little education hon.
fungal infections in females is not due to poor hygiene in case you don't know

Clean suit, very loving, cool frame,very caring, polished English, very handsome, very brilliant. Almost all you want in a man, but you can't stand the smell that oozes Embarrassed from his mouth whenever he opens it. Canyou date him? Embarrassed

-talk about you seeing a dentist and ask him when last he's seen one
-dicuss how you wish more people knew about brushing their tongues properly
-bring up favorite/very effective toothpaste and such
-offer mints/gums alot, if he's as brilliant as you claim, he'll surely get the hint and do something about it