Simply put, I’m looking for a WIFE. I’m proud, down to earth and all about putting down roots: the family, the perfect mate to grow old with, and of course a beautiful home to share. Sure, I know I have a lusty appetite, but I know variety means starting a new endless project which just consumes time, energy and resources. For me change is too much work, and I’m not one to waste my time like that. I just wants to settle into a steady track with someone to adore; you. Just show up and be that person. Not a bad gig, if you think about it! *wink*

When I was actively searching as a single guy, I was constantly in “interview” mode. I carry a mental checklist of my soul-mate, and screen every woman I meet to see if she fits. Although, on a few occasions I accepted temporary substitutes, but I wasn’t afraid to drop them and hold out for the real thing when you showed up. Generally, I did regret that I broke many hopeful hearts along the way. *sobs*

However, I will pursue you even against all odds. Why? Because if I can move my sluggish ass enough to chase you, God knows I intend to make it worth the trip. Yeah I know, I sound like a bully but it’s just because I fancy myself a prince and naturally, a prince chooses his bride, and I can’t imagine being denied. So just accept my crown of an offer and be my princess, or else... You may need to change your phone lines and enlist on a witness protection program to get me off your trail because I won't stop chasing you! *lol*

I don’t have to rush into marriage but I will decline an offer to run for the Nigerian presidency to live happily and grow old with you. Life with me is comfortable and safe. Well, except the occasional bullfights. I know I can be frustrating and demanding as hell, but I will repay you with unparalleled loyalty and love. You see, the real adventure with me begins after the commitment. That’s when I begin building a life filled with memorable adventures, vacations, anniversary gifts, children to spoil and lots of general coziness. If you dig this vision, sign up and plan to stay for the long haul!

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NOIBMUUL: You may need to change your phone lines and enlist on a Boko Haram witness protection program to get me off your trail!
Well, except the occasional bullfights. I know I can be frustrating and demanding as hell, but I will repay you with unparalleled loyalty and love. You see, the real adventure with me begins after the commitment. !

quoted above sound scary

Good luck though in your search

chineloSA:

quoted above sound scary

Good luck though in your search

Why are you quoting this lovable dude out of context? Not fair you know.

Simply put : An epistle to the single ladies. I pray you find what u're looking for. #Ultimate search no easy

You don tire to dey 'scope' 'em ladies?

@op, apart from the enlisting on boko haram witness protection program you mentioned i love your post ,i pray God grant you your heart 's desires.

Op, sometin is missing in dat ur CV.

U no write weda u sabi straff or not??

Abeg, edit ur cv, let me knw if am to apply or not.

nyere84: Op, sometin is missing in dat ur CV.

U no write weda u sabi straff or not??

Abeg, edit ur cv, let me knw if am to apply or not.

Lmao! Na wah oh! Nothing wey we no go see oh!

NOIBMUUL:

Lmao! Na wah oh! Nothing wey we no go see oh!

Why u laffing?? Abi person no go knw the kain job, wey she wan apply for??

nyere84: Why u laffing?? Abi person no go knw the kain job, wey she wan apply for??

Of course na, I dey straff fire! But the level wey I reach now, na companionship I dey find oh. I haf taya for osho-free punnanni.