I gues d pple over hyping lagos havnt been to oda states befor,i ve been i lagos goin to two years now n all i xperienc is not dat differnt frm dat of ilorin,its only a slowpoke who wil get to wea to alight n wil not shout d yoruba word "owa". Owa is simply tellin d driva dat somone wil aligt at a particular place. Aspa d trafik its evrywea. I jst wonda y ppl kip exagerratin. Agberos (touts)are evrywea,d only tin is some schools are pretty much xpensive(private schl)

pendusky: i could remember those years in Lagos, wake up by 4am get to VI from Ajah in 20-30mins, or wake up by 6am you reach VI from Ajah by 9am, one funny thing in Lagos is Dont ask anyone for directions, anyway it was fun though co everyone was on their own. Welcome to Lagos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwJ2DXtLPg

Everybody watch dis video if u can.... so touching.

Lagos for show....

In my entire life, I have never been to lasgidiville,

bigx: nothing special, same thing in Port Harcourt

true talk sef... I gbadu ph city pass lag

Cyber_mugu: just five, come to warri.. I assure that the list is not going to end. #fact

Na which WARRI u dey talk about? I hope say na the one wey dey ur village.. WARRI is the sweetest place on Earth!

bigx: nothing special, same thing in Port Harcourt

true that.

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shevon:

If you think Lagos traffic is bad, come and taste that of PHC.

my friend, PHC dey learn work.....av u heard of ejigbo..just ask ppl, dem go yan u


P.S......PHC express lanes are narrow..unlike Lagos were u've got very wide express lanes but still d hold up still tie wrapper

Same Lagos i grew up in, so so different now.Ikeja to Dopemu to Ayobo, all same. These were all my hoods. I can't fit shout.

Iswear if you ve lived in Lagos you can survive anywhere in the world!! lool Lasgidi teaches you everything about life,
-Teaches you the luxury side of life and how to flex like a boss, e.g VI, Vgc, The island generally.

- Teaches you the ghetto side of life and how to hustle like a badman, e.g mushin , Aj City...

- Teaches you the tricky side of life and how to shine your eyes, e.g those ladipo phone sellers that ll replace your newly bought phone with one filled with fufu in a split second , and those guys in oshodi that ll sell phone to you at a ridiculous price and then wait for you some kilometres away with clubs and sticks .

- Kills every bit of fear in you E.g flying okada on oshodi express way to beat traffic (omor I do am wella ), crossing busy 10 lane highways on the daily, when these white mans be waiting for zebra crossing and traffic lights to cross one way road loool smh... infact If you don't have an okada exhaust pipe burn scar on your leg, you didn't live in lasgidi

- Teaches you HOPE.. only in lagos lekan that was doing kolé kolé yesterday will sing nonsense and be making headlines and signing multi miillion naira deals the next day!!

All y'all calling warri and PortHarcourt lai lai, they ve got nothing on lagos, lagos is a mixture of every tribe,character, personality and specie ... If you lived in lagos and you still be mumu, then you need divine intervention. Lagos is newyork of Africa.

[quote author=oasis01]Is this advice or warning?
BOTH

adexsimply:
Village girl

like I said...I gree

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@op...in ur first rule...u called lagos a no man's land...pls never u call Lagos a no man's land again...Lagos belong to the tribe called yoruba...just because yoruba are accommodating don't make Lagos or any where in d west a no man's land......don't come and spark tribal war pls!!!! So correct ursef next time....

Though I leave in lagos and travelled to some places,thank god to the life and experience I had in lagos,I mean the orientation I got,but I asked myself a qustion,is this a life we are living in lagos in the 21st century?pls reject hell before u die.

adexsimply:
That's the part I love most

E be like say na gala you dey sell inside the traffic abi, this one you dey talk say na im you like pass...

Rexnegro: @op...in ur first rule...u called lagos a no man's land...pls never u call Lagos a no man's land again...Lagos belong to the tribe called yoruba...just because yoruba are accommodating don't make Lagos or any where in d west a no man's land......don't come and spark tribal war pls!!!! So correct ursef next time....

Don't mind the idiot OP, he/she is probably one of those poor people their forefathers trekked down to lagos to settle down back in those days so they forget Lagos has its own indigenes, the founding fathers and the families that welcomed them with open arms. The reason lag is like this is cos lots of the people that are here are not relevant and dem no wan gree go back to their village if we pursue non-lagosian and leave only the relevant ones, the business men regardless of tribe lag would be far better than these. Lagos is not a no man's land okay!

Nelly Ghenghen: Iswear if you ve lived in Lagos you can survive anywhere in the world!! lool Lasgidi teaches you everything about life,
-Teaches you the luxury side of life and how to flex like a boss, e.g VI, Vgc, The island generally.

- Teaches you the ghetto side of life and how to hustle like a badman, e.g mushin , Aj City...

- Teaches you the tricky side of life and how to shine your eyes, e.g those ladipo phone sellers that ll replace your newly bought phone with one filled with fufu in a split second , and those guys in oshodi that ll sell phone to you at a ridiculous price and then wait for you some kilometres away with clubs and sticks .

- Kills every bit of fear in you E.g flying okada on oshodi express way to beat traffic (omor I do am wella ), crossing busy 10 lane highways on the daily, when these white mans be waiting for zebra crossing and traffic lights to cross one way road loool smh... infact If you don't have an okada exhaust pipe burn scar on your leg, you didn't live in lasgidi

- Teaches you HOPE.. only in lagos lekan that was doing kolé kolé yesterday will sing nonsense and be making headlines and signing multi miillion naira deals the next day!!

All y'all calling warri and PortHarcourt lai lai, they ve got nothing on lagos, lagos is a mixture of every tribe,character, personality and specie ... If you lived in lagos and you still be mumu, then you need divine intervention. Lagos is newyork of Africa.

Korrect! You get sense. #Jekanmo!

Isale Eko

django1:

Are you mentally challenged? Wetin carry Yoruba enter this one now?

because lagos is highly populated with yorubas, op is most likely one and they are infecting non yoruba lagosians with their fear. Call me names or not a yoruba man can't stand where a deltan is when it comes to bravery.

Afam4eva: Enough of all this hype. If you can survive in any town in Nigeria then you can survive in Lagos. You just need a little bit more zeal. It's not like Lagos is even as rough as it used to be when we used to drag to enter bus. Things are a bit more organized now even more than some other cities. I think the whole surviving in Lagos thingy is over-hyped.

Bros, you must be joking! I'd rather do N70k job in Ogun or oyo state than pick N200k job in Lagos.

I've lived in both state and I can show you Lagos isn't a place for all with concrete evidence especially if you're upcoming. Take that fact.

blink182: because lagos is highly populated with yorubas, op is most likely one and they are infecting non yoruba lagosians with their fear. Call me names or not a yoruba man can't stand where a deltan is when it comes to bravery.

The brave might rule the cowards same way the strong might rule the weak buh the wise rule both the brave and strong. Brave soldiers die on the battle ground, Wise soldiers die on the battle ground, become legends and have their names forever remembered in history. The point is this, Lagos represents and stands for wisdom, either you a lagosian, schooling here, working here or just visiting..you get a taste of wisdom. That's why even your so called delta brave people still dey lotta lagosians maga money cos for some reasons dem just brave buh dem no really wise. #no-offence though and not tryna be tribalistic or anything..don't take it personal that's just the way it is.

...then Abuja is a haven.i went 2 lag but ran back 2 my s.e.r.e.n.e abj,lag is too rough,i cnt live there.period!

This is sooo true!! Came here yestaday,the traffic here na die...got first hand experience of jumping a bus

is lagos fresh air different?

blink182: because lagos is highly populated with yorubas, op is most likely one and they are infecting non yoruba lagosians with their fear. Call me names or not a yoruba man can't stand where a deltan is when it comes to bravery.

What is bravery? Give me an example of a brave delta man.

Sir Hackeem:

E be like say na gala you dey sell inside the traffic abi, this one you dey talk say na im you like pass...

Rexnegro: @op...in ur first rule...u called lagos a no man's land...pls never u call Lagos a no man's land again...Lagos belong to the tribe called yoruba...just because yoruba are accommodating don't make Lagos or any where in d west a no man's land......don't come and spark tribal war pls!!!! So correct ursef next time....

Y not find a reason y Lagos is called a no mans land in Nigeria and deal with it once and for all.
In SE, Enugu capital basically belongs to Enugu indigenes but as an Enugu indigene, I know Enugu capital is a no-mans land for all igbos.
Same goes for Abuja, its also a no mans land for obvious reasons

brabus:

Bros, you must be joking! I'd rather do N70k job in Ogun or oyo state than pick N200k job in Lagos.

I've lived in both state and I can show you Lagos isn't a place for all with concrete evidence especially if you're upcoming. Take that fact.

Biko, tell me more.
has lag gone that bad?
70>200k
hmmm

What wil profit a guy lyk me in lagos. When i got all i need here in calabar.

ngozievergreen:

Biko, tell me more.
has lag gone that bad?
70>200k
hmmm

Yes, that's what it is. Tolls everywhere, unavoidable traffic everyday, overly expensive accommodation, daily harassment and extortion by law enforcement officials, higher cost of living.. and more.

Other cities that I've been too in Nigeria are relatively peaceful and fairly okay for average Nigerian. Lagos is not a place for you if your gross salary is just N1.5m

You can only survive if you're an orphan, do not intend to get married and live responsibly.