I see your papa for ashawo house......
Your papa overrape your mama......
Your papa use bathroom slippers chyke ur mama....
The richest man for your village dey use charcoal iron.....lolz

chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment

FACT!!!

U mess goodluck call off ASUU strike
U fall down from ten storey building nothing do you nah ur bombom catch fire
2 kuli kuli attack ur village no bo survive

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-Them tell you don't be silly, yo pack your family go live inside ceiling.
-You go party them tell you "are you comfortable?", you say "I no come for table, I come for rice."
-You shít here, shít here, shìt here; call am three wise.
-You mèss start to dey find the LCM.
-Whit your shine shine eye like thief man touch light.

Your big teeth like Ibo tablet,ur bend bend leg like bendel state, ur green green yash like geringory jacket, u no tall u no short u belike maltina bottle.ur big head like satan hammer.

freecocoa: Ours was usually...

Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me.

Born by mistake like you.

Bombastic element, etc.

u grew up in d east?

No time for such i only bully my mate then.

*Your bend bend leg like bendel state
*You mess so tey witch begin dey confess

you mess akpu fly gate

you chop spaghetti,you come grow dada for nyash

your black nyash wey be like devil tom tom

your head wey be like something trailer don match!

those are the ones i could remember
growing up at surulere was so exciting.

Your forehead like when aeroplane wan land

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

omg this is funny.! *faints*

packman:

THATS WHY WE SUFFER AND SMILE..............

SMILE SMILE SMILE NIGGUR

wetin we go do na suffer n complain till winter bigin fall for asaba?
laff when u have the chance to...i had a busy day

Bookmarked! Wish I knew all this lines some years ago.

You see two kulikuli 4 bed,U̶̲̥̅̊ talk say ur mama don born twins
Olofun jinjin bi konga abule
Deyy talk say mke u resemble Daddy,u no resemble daddy,mke u resemble mummy,U̶̲̥̅̊ no resemble monie,U̶̲̥̅̊ go resemble iya elewa's spoon

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

did you grow up at surulere,lagos.

You mess chaseww wear booth, you mess catapilar wear brassiere, you fall frm 10story building you no break leg or hand but when you jump frm maltex bottle you lost your pant. With your fele fele leg like ashewo slippers. You no tall you no shut u b like headmaster biro. You shit you no clean your yansh I come tell you say ahh see fly de follow you you say leave them thier my church members.

your prick long so tay dem write to be continued!
with ur tum-tum belle like halleluya band
you mess akara wear pant

UR farts dey break soakaway
see ur scata scata teeth like rambo bullet
see ur baldn head like mah granny cooking pot
u drink zobo dey shout.....i be vampire
see ur big eye like ojukwu
see ur big teeth like Bob d builder shovel

because of papa ajasco, your daddy dey carry TV dey go work

Hehehe; after going tru all the yabs, it seems "with your scatter scatter teeth like rambo bullet" is always used. Nationwide.

robonski15: Make I no form as if I no yab wen I small


Moto jam u ur skeleton escape!!!

The strongest man for una village na two akara hin dey use they carry weight!!!

One drop of water enter una village everybody drown!!

First time wen train pass una village everybody carry cutlass dey shout see "iron snake"

The first time wen oyibo woman kiss ur hand u go backyard go dey lick am..

Back in the days was fun abeg

. you b real area...

Malawian: because of papa ajasco, your daddy dey carry TV dey go work

*dies*

almost created this thread o...i still cast my imaginations back..i was one hell of terror in neighbourhood ...ma favourite lines
1.see ur flat head like staff bus
2.you mess mad man jump fense
3.ur mama buy pkonmo dey wait for receipt
4.As u mumu rich,u dey use straw suck ogi
5.as ur papa mumu rich him dey use slow motion flog una
6.as u mumu rich u dey lap malu on top okada
7.the richest man for una villa save for tens years before him fit buy bicycle
8.As ur father mumu rich him use reverse kill ur granpapa
9.As u mumu rich u wan photocopy ur afternoon food
10.ur mumc use fart born u
11.as una mumu rich una dey use taperule divide kulikuli

these are the few i can come up with...long time 1997. .....

U shit here shit here...dey find d lcm...u shit here shit here dey find d one wey resemble U...ur 4 corner head like cherubim signboard..ur pointed nose like okocha boot..u mess harmattan catch Eba..ur shine shine head like morocco world cup...ur scatter scatter teeth like rambo bullet...d fynest gal 4 ya village na mosquito dey toast am...2 kulikuli attack ur village no1 fit escape..d richest man for ur village na wheelbarrow in dey carri go work..u mess All d fish 4 water shout alleluia....LOL ah was damn gud @ dz shit back Den!!...

your Girlfriend is so old dat her breastmilk is powdered.

mehn i missed the thread sha






ur guy name na tininitananabikobikontubumtubumblablablabla

Yeah.. Those days when boys were kids.

Ur bend bend leg like bendeh road

pickabeau1:

Interestingly that gesture is despised globally

You mess all the fish for river Niger say awiseey

You sneeze put am for bread say Na Indian butter

Devil enter warri comot with slippers

Actually, this was "Are we safe?"
Interesting example of a phrase completely losing its original meaning.

For example, in my time we used to say, "See your tum tum belle like scally wa wa!"
I have NO idea what that means.

koolkay05: Your big teeth like Ibo tablet,ur bend bend leg like bendel state, ur green green yash like geringory jacket, u no tall u no short u belike maltina bottle.ur big head like satan hammer.

U know how far.
Remember this line: u mess kulikuli say tumbotu
your water water sh*t like Ghana pepper soup.

Weldone..You mess harmatan catch eba, with your deep eye like Natty cap, you mess tolotolo wear canvas, with your black yansh like devil bible, you shitt here, u shitt here you dey find the LCM, You wash your pant for River Niger, all the fish shout "are we safe"..I dey come make I go recharge..lol