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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by blakky97(m): 9:45pm On Dec 18, 2013
nyere84: Oh tanks dear. Will modify sharp sharp.

Una see why I love this girl?

Ooh my kokolett!!! Mmmmuuuuaaah!

If it was that my sttuupiid ex girlfriend, she would have just picked offense and start keeping malice with me. Sweetheart what line do you use? I want to send you card on nairaland to encourage girls to learn from you

Oh my beyonce, accept it in the spirit in which I send it please!
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by abduldope(m): 9:58pm On Dec 18, 2013
nyere84: (1), Abusing and gossiping all girls, just because they were unlucky to meet one bad girl.

(2),Having the guts to call our wonderfully made p.unnany the name “kpomo 5naira.“ All in the name of insulting girls.

Gawd., i felt like slapping those guys, the day i heard that.

(3), Believing they can win a girls hrt, by spending money on her. Well, they are on a long tin.

I will keep adding....,
but u mumu o since e de smell lyk KPomo grin grin grin Y WONT we call it kpomo ?... Na una typ go reach 40yrs de complain say u no see man wen b husband material
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Elizzy2013(m): 10:02pm On Dec 18, 2013
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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2013
nyere84: Is a free world. So, tink wateva you want. Say wateva you want. Write wateva you want.

Chinyere, will neva belittle herself, trading insults wit you.

I love u, but God loves u most.
Mobge, this is rest in peace things ooo!...
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by buchostags(m): 10:17pm On Dec 18, 2013
Elliotwiz1: its Not every male that do those things
guy fem la bush
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Caprison(m): 10:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
Fozzie Bear:
Ehmm, for point number 1, its not our fault. Anatomically, a woman can hold Urine longer than a man. This is b'cos a woman's pelvis is broader than a man's, giving more room for ur bladder to expand and hold in more urine. No b our fault abeg. Besides, I think God thought about this that's why he made our discharge outlets the way dey are to make for easy disposal anywhere belle face. grin

Dude ur really funny.....
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 10:41pm On Dec 18, 2013
kokoA: I just "LIKE" it grin

You gotta be joking. grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by stephnie44(f): 11:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: and u expect people to sake hands with u
Dats why I don't shake guys
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 18, 2013
stephnie44:
Dats why I don't shake guys

Because ur hands are wrinkled. undecided
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by DonOms(m): 11:17pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours
Always try to remember never to generalize until you're sure you can. Use "Some Guys" next time...after all, you haven't met ALL Guys.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by smartg(m): 11:57pm On Dec 18, 2013
Emzybrown: Funniest thread ever! Battle of the sexes, una get time,
can't stop laughing
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by smartg(m): 12:00am On Dec 19, 2013
stephnie44:
Dats why I don't shake guys
Dats why I don't shake girls too.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by stpat1(m): 12:41am On Dec 19, 2013
Ohwhy: Some of them even boast that theyv slept with girls they have never even kissed.. Dats just low down angry

Just wondering ooo, do guys have to kiss every girl they sleep with?
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 1:08am On Dec 19, 2013
Amefrica:

It's horrible! grin

Mehn tell me why a kneegar no go get nightmare after seeing that girl pic. I just woke up from a nightmare. embarassed embarassed Where the pretty girls at? I wan see some cute NL chicks before i go back to sleep. grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 1:11am On Dec 19, 2013
kokoA: I just "LIKE" it grin

You must be kidding me. Give your "LIKE" to charity next time. How could you be wasting precious "LIKE" when people in Africa don't have "LIKE" at all. sad
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by dapizy02(m): 1:35am On Dec 19, 2013
Some girls can be ugly,I stopped 1 2day because I saw d back asset, on getting close 2 her mehn just change topic' com ask her"shey u dey work 4 mama nkechi restaurant"
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by mashnino(m): 1:50am On Dec 19, 2013
Ohwhy:

U have no idea how old I am.. Those are experiences mostly from my teenage yrs. No guy can try DAT nonsense with me now cos d way I go dey frown ehn, d guy go say sorry ma. Which stupid girl would answer DAT kind call, except if she's a snake or a dog as d sound depicts...

Abegiii na today..
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:37am On Dec 19, 2013
grin Guys haba let's look at the humour part of what the op has written so don't take it too personal now,the op only stated her own observation though some of the observations are very true and some are very wrong!!!

this thread is damn hilarious!!!!girls are not smiling.I remembered the thread for the silly things girls do that was also hilarious too especially when the guys were yabbing the girls,its all fun!!!don't take the thread personal. grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 6:57am On Dec 19, 2013
rudedough:

Mehn tell me why a kneegar no go get nightmare after seeing that girl pic. I just woke up from a nightmare. embarassed embarassed Where the pretty girls at? I wan see some cute NL chicks before i go back to sleep. grin

grin I comment my reserve grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by dammie3(m): 6:57am On Dec 19, 2013
Funny. But its not every guy dat engage in dis, +playing VG? Ps3 n ps4 ain't VGs anymo.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2013
[b][/b]DopeJemi you finished it,taking down Mrs Incredible in her home.She probably didn't prepare for this.

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by unmask: 10:28am On Dec 19, 2013
mrsincredible: will it kill u to just have normal s.ex?
your husband or bf go divorce you with this kind attitude..... Normal s.ex? Don't let my pastor hear you
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by kolamilan(m): 10:44am On Dec 19, 2013
Ohwhy: Another silly thing they do is seeing a girl pass by and calling "sssssssssssss fine girl" like as if she's a fine snake or calling her as if she's a dog... If the girl doesn't answer, he will change it to " ugly thing, u think say u fine mtcheew"

D worst one is sending a kid to call the girl saying " my chairman said I should call you" what's DAT na? angry
he be like say na garage you dey work.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by unmask: 11:02am On Dec 19, 2013
The silliest thing I have ever seen in my life is one silly girl that thinks she can create a silly thread about the silly things men do and thinks she would get away with it........

And for you guys saying you don't do that or trying to break the sacred bro code..... Please do a sex change...... It is now possible
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by magikalz(m): 12:37pm On Dec 19, 2013
nyere84: Is a free world. So, tink wateva you want. Say wateva you want. Write wateva you want.

Chinyere, will neva belittle herself, trading insults wit you.

I love u, but God loves u most.
chai......e really pain you. Kpele oo...Don't take it too hard. tongue
nyere84: Is a free world. So, tink wateva you want. Say wateva you want. Write wateva you want.

Chinyere, will neva belittle herself, trading insults wit you.

I love u, but God loves u most.
chai......e really pain you. Kpele oo...Don't take it too hard.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by zoedicus: 1:55pm On Dec 19, 2013
mrsincredible: will it kill u to just have normal s.ex?
Are u a log of wood? y una go sleep like log make the man dey go up and down?
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Smily202(m): 4:15pm On Dec 19, 2013
dopeJemi: 1- na u get our prick?

2- why will almost all d girLs sLeep with one man?

3-Yes we can, cuz na wetin una like

4-miss, no one is bigger dan video games, esp ps2, ps3 and ps4, I've pLayed games with married men

5- dats Cuz we are

6- e dey scratch us, make we no scratch am back, u won't understand, u are a girL

7- yeah we do, we aLso respect women, buh d question is, do u respect us??

8- guys don't just go abt insuling girLs, we onLy insult girLs dat are stoopid

9- Buhari calLing OBJ corrupt, same way u girLs brag abt hau much u extort 4rm boys, kan call us mugu join am.. Let's not throw stones okay?

10- u don't av 2 be an porn star 2 perform such skilLs, will it kill u if u just do it




Nice Ans to all those silly crap.......u get 99/100 ...Capital A

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Fajzay: 5:17pm On Dec 19, 2013
mrsincredible: will it kill u to just have normal s.ex?

Which one is normal / abnormal again nne

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