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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
*yawns*
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 18, 2013
...battle of the sexes,laff iyaf finish my throat.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Jayses(m): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2013
Mkpor asi bege mbofo ke forum amioong
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by diamonddre: 5:39pm On Dec 18, 2013
lepasharon: guys are nasty..they pee nd dont wash their hands undecided

oh we have to carry water about like we know we will pee at a certain time. Do u girls wash that p***y after peeing? and u expect us to eat that thing.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by diamonddre: 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2013
miz tola: ...battle of the sexes,laff iyaf finish my throat.

when u have tiny throat nko :p
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2013
Amefrica: OP! You need to get laid.. cool
if you hating you just need pu.ssy, in her case she needs a long pipe. Thank goodness for nairaland and the avenue to release some steam. Congeal for just kill am.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 18, 2013
E be like say d gals don run...no na...una for wait.....dem wan try prove say wat a man can do.. A woman can do better...mtcchhew
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by emmadan(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ohwhy: Another silly thing they do is seeing a girl pass by and calling "sssssssssssss fine girl" like as if she's a fine snake or calling her as if she's a dog... If the girl doesn't answer, he will change it to " ugly thing, u think say u fine mtcheew"

D worst one is sending a kid to call the girl saying " my chairman said I should call you" what's DAT na? angry
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,i don laugh piss 4 body ooo.guyz will be guyz.lol,just cant stop lavinng
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by klens(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2013
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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by emmadan(m): 5:55pm On Dec 18, 2013
oko-oloyun:
Why not! D same way we shake hands with women who uses their hands to sratch their dirty 2months old brazilian hair full of lice.
Jesus laughed!.lmao.oboi this thread go sweet o.*close door and lie na.ked,ready to laugh my prick out*
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 18, 2013
blakky97:

Trading baby, as in - TRADE! Not threading. Much love for you from the inside of me.
Oh tanks dear. Will modify sharp sharp.

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Sike(m): 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours
Is that all??!
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours
Number 1:
very bad habit and not just u, so many people (men and women) hate that habit of urinating anyhow.

Number 2:
who is to be blamed Of course the wayward girls who allow themselves to be used mostly because of material things and poor moral upbringing.

Number 3:
of course history and present has proven this to be true. Only girls themselves can change this belief by falling for guys without money and car and not just by talking alone to appear too good/different. Till 1000 years to come, women, especially those in Nigeria will continue to love money and fall for men that flash money and material possessions. So that one isn't guy's faults but girls. So advice your fellow girls to stop being materialistic and freaky about money and material things, including the rich and working class ladies.

Number 4:
yes, so many men are victim of this, including myself...and to some, its their own hobby and way of relaxing than going out to drink.

Number 5:
that's natural...only nature can change it maybe in the next world.

Number 6:
very bad habit and also irritating...nice observation.

Number 7:
because their mother won their respect over years, and any woman that deserves and wins their respect too will be greatly respected. Besides, a man can only have one mother but plenty other women (wife, girlfriend, concubine, friends, colleagues, etc).

Number 8:
that's not a good practice, but you know, men are emotional beings and the women they meet in life always shape their general belief about every other women.

Number 9:
this isn't common to so many men, but like a poster said, girls always brag about how they turned a certain guy down, how they ate a certain guy mugu and what have u...so maybe its karma that's making some men to kiss and tell since women also brag in their own ways of how they used some men or turned them down cos they aren't their class.

Number 10:
Don't know what to say here.

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 6:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
blink182: if you hating you just need pu.ssy, in her case she needs a long pipe. Thank goodness for nairaland and the avenue to release some steam. Congeal for just kill am.

lipsrsealed grin lipsrsealed
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by emmadan(m): 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
lol,funny thread.But thr's this one thing girls do that pains me..,A girl would wear a vry short skirt or gawn and am very sure she was comfortable wearing it outside/publicly,but from time to time you see her trying to adjust the cloth down in public even if its not adjustalbe and she's looking vry uncomfortable,like wtf?were you forced to wear the short skirt/gawn?am always like,"i tot you wanted to wear short skirt,but why are you adjusting it down as if you were forced to wear it".
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by HARDDON: 7:08pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours

1) both sexes r guilty of this. it is not evry where one has acess to a rest room dere4, a coordinated n well directed open air piss pass by guys cud b pardoned unlike d sporadic shootings dat ejects frm a valveless ........ den d annoyin part is wen u use ur panties to clean up n tuck it back into ur bags! IS DIS WHY MEN R FORBIDDEN ACES TO UR BAGS?

2) comon we just tryin to help u guys out! it is all d gurls that rather wants us 4 gud rock n money.

gurl A collects both in cash n kind, den goes to gurl B to spread d news, gurl B lata seduces us on side n collects her share, who is to blame huh?

we share problem, we dont share @ all dey cal us imp.... what do gurls really want?


3) wheda u like it or not, fine tins attracts u. dere4 as d sugar ant cannot repel sugar nor d moth repel light, so also u cnt but get swindled by d fine tins of life. wake me up wen u r ready to till b4 u eat.

4) dere r some things the human race isnt suppose to graduate from: men suck from cradle to d grave....dont be jealous. women colects up kips frm men from cradle to grave. games fall into dis special category. gurls n guys dat were switly brought up, play cul games. u nid to see where rihanna takes chris brown out on car race. messi, c ronaldo n all dem big boys got massive hiigh end room dedicated to games.

dnt hate if all d games u can play are woth, ludo, leg flick, wille willi n d likes. not evry1 grew up on d streets.

5) we were made to head n lead. buh we still try to share n make u guys equals buh if u still got inf complex, aint nfin no one can do abt it.

6) u dont hesitate to pick up ur wig wen it falls off ur scalp why shld we give two pence wen d gee down dere nids readjustment? point of correction, men readjust, women scratch.


7) u dnt demand respect u earn it. momma did earn hers. go earn yours

cool only whimp, broke boys n wuss bags get heart broken. how xactly can a gurl break a guy's heart wen ALL SHE'S GOT TO OFFER IS SOM BOOBS, PV$$Y n LOADS OF DRAMA?
only guys dat break hrts.

9) kiss n tell what? that u bought a private jet plated in gold, we took to d skies, made luv upon a bed made of a trillion pounce Sterling , and as we were riding hawt ur pv$$y turned atm n started vomitin dollars with each stroke i tuk? puleez!

10) but ofcos! wen u were ordering shawama, fried shrimps, assorted snakes and holy water did i complain b4 i gave them my credit card n dey made deductions? why wud u eva complain wen it comes to pleasing JT too? count ur self lucky to be riding it. so STFU n work it baibe!

FYI, guys like a lady out there buh a wh073 in d bedroom.

daz just d way iriz


go figure

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by YoungWiseCash: 7:20pm On Dec 18, 2013
mrsincredible: will it kill u to just have normal s.ex?
which be nor.mal s.ex?? Huh?? Sex na s.ex joor
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Teespice(f): 7:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
Nothing pisses me off like kissing and telling.

Let what happened in vegas stay in vegas.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
But there is something I really would like to have an answer:

What exactly do most Nigerian girls offer to guys they are dating to demand for love, faithfulness and care

No one discards or plays with a valuable asset. Who throws gold away intentionally This is a question many guys in Nigeria nowadays are beginning to ask themselves even when they are with their friends and paddies...what do majority of Nigerian girls offer to guys they are dating aside sex

Any adult guy can get sex at anytime he so desires, so what rare quality do u have as a girl to offer to a guy u are dating or wish to date I am sure most girls have nothing else to offer aside sex and its very pathetic and part of the reason some guys no longer value and respect women from their heart.

Pls dear single ladies, upgrade yourself and try to offer value to a guy u are dating...sex is nothing nowadays....being cute can win u so many guys but being just cute won't make them stay...be a value and not just a commodity that men can buy and discard when done with.

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by complete1(m): 7:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
angry the one dat we make me slap u is saying we play video games like kids!
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Truckpusher(m): 7:55pm On Dec 18, 2013
Teespice: Nothing pisses me off like kissing and telling.

Let what happened in vegas stay in vegas.
Why won't i give my hommies at least just a peep of what i'm enjoying? undecided grin grin


Between ,both of you did this thing ,so why would you feel bad when one party goes public with it ,after all i know girls that does the same and even as far as rating your performance and bragging about it to her friends openly angry
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by kokoA(m): 8:03pm On Dec 18, 2013
Guy dey inside bus with babe, she go mess but na d guy people go dey suspect.. Mcheeww!

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ms_Steph: the 1 i hate is guys who piss on the road. u will just be walking and u just jam dem urinating. cant u just hide and do that

shocked shocked Gurl take down your profile pic ASAP before Nairalanders discover it. And please, i beg you in the name of God, don't ever play hard to get cos you're already hard to want. angry angry
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2013
rudedough:

shocked shocked Gurl take down your profile pic ASAP before Nairalanders discover it. And please, i beg you in the name of God, don't ever play hard to get cos you're already hard to want. angry angry

*faints* grin and she has 10likes grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by trish44(f): 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ms_Steph: the 1 i hate is guys who piss on the road. u will just be walking and u just jam dem urinating. cant u just hide and do that
Like seriously gurl...... Beats me too. It's even more annoying when you see 2-3 guys peeing by the road side & simutaneously gisting . Irks me that one.
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nnaemekajibor: 8:56pm On Dec 18, 2013
feeeling every girl is a indecency?!!!!so na only dat mistake u see abi?
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Alexanderpope(m): 9:17pm On Dec 18, 2013
God I don die.

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Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2013
kokoA: What da fuuuuuuqqqqQq! Babe, did you just say video games are for kids?! No make me vex o.. I will play FIFA and PES till I am as old as Mandela. The pleasure of humping a beauty babe lasts only for like 30minutes but the pleasure of using Barcelona to trash Bayern and wining the champions league (I just did dat guys grin) lasts for weeks.. grin For every other points you raise, I agree with you but we won't stop doing them grin ****shook my right hand inside boxer and begins to scratch**** hmmmmm what a wonderful feeling***** grin



Give dis guy a medal
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by kokoA(m): 9:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
rudedough:

shocked shocked Gurl take down your profile pic ASAP before Nairalanders discover it. And please, i beg you in the name of God, don't ever play hard to get cos you're already hard to want. angry angry
chai! Nigggar you harsh man grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 9:23pm On Dec 18, 2013
kokoA: make I run go see am b4 she remove am grin

It's horrible! grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by kokoA(m): 9:29pm On Dec 18, 2013
Amefrica:

It's horrible! grin
I just "LIKE" it grin
Re: Silly Things Guys Do by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 18, 2013
rudedough:

shocked shocked Gurl take down your profile pic ASAP before Nairalanders discover it. And please, i beg you in the name of God, don't ever play hard to get cos you're already hard to want. angry angry
OMG!!! Hahahahahahahaha. .

What a picture! grin grin grin

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