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Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2008
onyinye2:

oh so you want to women to control cause you said 30/70 as in men to women
Read my post and stop making an ass of yourself
I was refering to how Funmi is advocating men leaving the homes to women

DeepZone:

Roflmao; Whatever!!!!

It doesn't work that much these days in the west because of matriarchy . Gender roles has been exchanged too, she who brings the bacon calls the piper.
Any man that lets his wife call the piper in his home is a FOOL!!!
He's a disgrace to all homo-sapiens
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

Forget Funmi for a second, what about your kids?

Assuming you have a lovely daughter that has a hole in her heart and kanu nwankow refused surgery to her and your only option is to cough up $200K which you clearly do not have. Your only option to save her life is getting the money from Funmi and Funmi demands you kiss her farty ass before she gives you the money, won't you do it for your daughter's sake?

I would seek extra marital activities rather than kiss your farty ass . . .
Besides, i have got a mastermind. . . . . The only reason i am not married now is because i am putting enough in ma savings for unforseen contingencies like having to deal with a daughter with a hole in her heart.
I will not ask $1 from ma wifey if she is not ready to give. . . . So u can shove your $200k up your tampon socket. tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by onyinye2(f): 10:15pm On Jul 31, 2008
eldee:

Read my post and stop making an ass of yourself
I was refering to how Funmi is advocating men leaving the homes to women
Any man that lets his wife call the piper in his home is a FOOL!!!
He's a disgrace to all homo-sapiens
cool your jets bro. no need getting worked up over. tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:19pm On Jul 31, 2008
onyinye2:

cool your jets bro. no need getting worked up over. tongue
It's needed after I've repeated my point 101 times tongue tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:19pm On Jul 31, 2008
I would seek extra marital activities rather than kiss your farty ass . . .
Besides, i have got a mastermind. . . . . The only reason i am not married now is because i am putting enough in ma savings for unforseen contingencies like having to deal with a daughter with a hole in her heart.
I will not ask $1 from ma wifey if she is not ready to give. . . . So u can shove your $200k up your tampon socket

Braggart!!! Men like you will rather die than heed the voice of reasoning. What's so extraordinary about kissing my farty ass as long as it'll solve your problem?
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by onyinye2(f): 10:20pm On Jul 31, 2008
eldee:

It's needed after I've repeated my point 101 times tongue tongue
but why 70/30? why not at least 60/40??
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:20pm On Jul 31, 2008
Any man that lets his wife call the piper in his home is a FOOL!!!
He's a disgrace to all homo-sapiens

Easier said that done, life is full of unforeseen obstacles. Remember this day.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:21pm On Jul 31, 2008
but why 70/30? why not at least 60/40??

You are asking Osama for a peace accord. keep trying.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:22pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

Braggart!!! Men like you will rather die than heed the voice of reasoning. What's so extraordinary about kissing my farty ass as long as it'll solve your problem?

I won't. . . .
Let it be known there are billions of women out there that would give me more than your $200k cos they love me face.
I think u should shove ur $200k up your snatch with the aid of KY Jelly. tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:25pm On Jul 31, 2008
I won't. . . .
Let it be known there are billions of women out there that would give me more than your $200k because they love me face.
I think u should shove your $200k up your snatch with the aid of KY Jelly
Where are these billions of women? Keep dreaming!!!!!!!
Which woman wants a baby daddy that bad?
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:26pm On Jul 31, 2008
onyinye2:

but why 70/30? why not at least 60/40??
Because it's dangerous to give the woman an inch, she'll always steal a mile
It's so visible, just watch Jerry Springer cheesy cheesy

DeepZone:

Easier said that done, life is full of unforeseen obstacles. Remember this day.
If that's ur wish, you'll be disappointed
Infact, I hope you'll marry a man that'll let you pay 95% of the bills cheesy cheesy
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:27pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

Where are these billions of women? Keep dreaming!!!!!!!
Which woman wants a baby daddy that bad?

Come to the UK and i would show u women that are willing to share their wealth 50-50 for a piece of "black sausage". tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:28pm On Jul 31, 2008
If that's your wish, you'll be disappointed
Infact, I hope you'll marry a man that'll let you pay 95% of the bills

Oooh, that's a blessing from you because I'll then keep my money to myself. Who no like sugar? paying 95% of my bills does not equate to relinquishing my rights. If he wants, peace and harmony, i dey; if he wants fire for fire, i dey.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 31, 2008
Hannibal:

Come to the UK and i would show u women that are willing to share their wealth 50-50 for a piece of "black sausage". tongue
ROFLMAO!
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by onyinye2(f): 10:32pm On Jul 31, 2008
eldee:

Because it's dangerous to give the woman an inch, she'll always steal a mile
It's so visible, just watch Jerry Springer cheesy cheesy
Well apparently by giving you a mile, you stole a marathon.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Chat2MeBac(f): 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2008
Hannibal:

Come to the UK and i would show u women that are willing to share their wealth 50-50 for a piece of "black sausage". tongue

Hmmmmmmmmmm, Is that so? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:37pm On Jul 31, 2008

Come to the UK and i would show u women that are willing to share their wealth 50-50 for a piece of "black sausage".

Why not hook them now abi your sausage no dey sound again or is it that you love to wallow in poverty?
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:38pm On Jul 31, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

Hmmmmmmmmmm, Is that so? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool

Very much so. . . . . .

DeepZone:

Why not hook them now abi your sausage no dey sound again?

I don't need their money. . . .
Why not tell your vagrant boy/fs to fly down to the UK rather than licking ur fartish ass for a piece of burger?? tongue
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:38pm On Jul 31, 2008
If that's your wish, you'll be disappointed
Infact, I hope you'll marry a man that'll let you pay 95% of the bills

Too late, God don hear your first blessing. You can't withdraw it now, sorry!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:39pm On Jul 31, 2008
I don't need their money. . . .
Why not tell your vagrant boy/fs to fly down to the UK rather than licking your fartish ass for a piece of burger??

Where in UK is this money sef? millionaires abound only in US and Moscow abeg. I'm sure peasants like you will accept to change tampons for $10 per hour.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:41pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

Oooh, that's a blessing from you because I'll then keep my money to myself. Who no like sugar? paying 95% of my bills does not equate to relinquishing my rights. If he wants, peace and harmony, i dey; if he wants fire for fire, i dey.
So, you'll be happy to pay 95% of 'em bills?
Get thee behind me ye workers of iniquity

onyinye2:

Well apparently by giving you a mile, you stole a marathon.
Aight . . . it's obvious you need to step into the real world now

Chat2MeBac:

Hmmmmmmmmmm, Is that so? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool
It's true na
Infact the Home Office is planning to ship out sexy heifers to other countries that are lacking
Say erm. . . Nigeria grin grin
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:43pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

I don't need their money. . . .
Why not tell your vagrant boy/fs to fly down to the UK rather than licking your fartish ass for a piece of burger??

Where in UK is this money sef? millionaires abound only in US and Moscow abeg. I'm sure peasants like you will accept to change Oprah's sanitary pad for $10 per hour.

Your stupidity knows no bounds.
Anyone with as little as £500k in the UK is a millionaire in dollars.
Besides, your example was citing $200k heart surgery. . . . .Many women in the UK can afford to £100k.
Geddit?
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:43pm On Jul 31, 2008
So, you'll be happy to pay 95% of 'em bills?
Get thee behind me ye workers of iniquity

Get thee behind me you enemies of freedom.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:45pm On Jul 31, 2008
Your stupidity knows no bounds.
Anyone with as little as £500k in the UK is a millionaire in dollars.
Besides, your example was citing $200k heart surgery. . . . .Many women in the UK can afford to £100k.
Geddit?

It's not the value of the money that matters but the quantity you have. Abrahomivich can have billions of euros for all I care but warren Buffet has a lower valued dollar but in higher quantity.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:46pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

Too late, God don hear your first blessing. You can't withdraw it now, sorry!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
OPONU ni e . . . do u read english, cus online translators are not that accurate ooh
Don't tell me you don't understand :

'Infact, I hope you'll marry a man that'll let you pay 95% of the bills'
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:48pm On Jul 31, 2008
OPONU ni e . . . do u read english, cus online translators are not that accurate ooh
Don't tell me you don't understand :

'Infact, I hope you'll marry a man that'll let you pay 95% of the bills'

The devil is a liar besides, I'll not marry a loser.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:48pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

It's not the value of the money that matters but the quantity you have. Abrahomivich can have billions of euros for all I care but warren Buffet has a lower valued dollar but in higher quantity.

Stop arguing like a doofus.
U asked how many women are millionaires in the UK?  I replied by saying ma problem was only £100k according to the instance u cited.
Whats the correlation between Warren Buffet n £100k??
The ghetto blood platelets of Ilesha is yet to leave u. . . . .
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:50pm On Jul 31, 2008
Stop arguing like a doofus.
You asked how many women are millionaires in the UK? I replied by saying ma problem was only £100k according to the instance u cited.
Whats the correlation between Warren Buffet n £100k??
The ghetto blood platelets of Ilesha is yet to leave u. . . . .
You are telling me is very easy for you to garner 100K pounds from women? hahaha, i don laugh, why are you still poor then?

PS
Ilesha is no ghetto. I know you are at par with a natural environment.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 10:52pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

You are telling me is very easy for you to garner 100K pounds from women? hahaha, i don laugh, why are you still poor then?

From a single woman. . . .Yes, i can.
There are loads of em in the city willing to give out but then. . . . i am not POOR like ur loser boy/fs/
Me take home pay is more than enough for me. grin grin


PS
Ilesha is no ghetto.

Ilesha is a ghetto. . . . . . .The only BIG thing u have got there is a maximum security PRISON. grin
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by eldee(m): 10:58pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:

The devil is a liar besides, I'll not marry a loser.
You see the level of your hypocrisy
Where's your 'My man must work under me'?
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by AloyEmeka9: 10:58pm On Jul 31, 2008
Who wants to control me, NEVER. these abroad women get as una dey thinkooo. Stop spoiling our girls here. They are happy staying under us. That's why most of you are DEPRESSED.
Re: The 50-50 Odds? by DeepZone: 10:59pm On Jul 31, 2008
You see the level of your hypocrisy
Where's your 'My man must work under me'?
Working under me does not equate to a loser, it rather defines a partnership better.

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