free2ryhme:


is this the greatest achievement of your life ..

wetin go happen if u get one million naira

u fit commit suicide ooo

Kingtim: 1)“Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.


2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.


3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.


4) “Whatever" – A women’s way of saying screw you.


5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word:
“Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Edit*
Braaaaaaaaa my thread finally made front page.. Oh my God! #Pulls boxerS, runs unclad on the street Screaming yes! What nice a way of ending 2013. God bless the mod who put this on front page.

martha: Andy, Ur d defination of "Crazy"... And Ur d combination of Funny and Annoying... Oya pls stop uploading dat picture na... Plsss

Chomzy19: Good Job! Don't really know what it is with sm pipu n front page

shark2last: It annoys me after chatting a lady about how your day went and she simply replied "good for u"

oluswaggz:
What is dis one saying Ok we don know say u get BB...

free2ryhme:


is this the greatest achievement of your life ..

wetin go happen if u get one million naira

u fit commit suicide ooo

oluswaggz:
Bro am happy for u oo, after all d hustling and bustling wey we do togeda. U don finally make am.. Bt now wey u don (rich) no forget us wey help u suffer ooo. U kno say we started dis thread togeda ni... Thumbs up bro.

Andyblaze:

only if u say yes to my

Kingtim: shut up already!

obo_man: These days, I no even dey send women again...... If they like make them say worse, I'm movin on like a flash....


Life is too complex, dealing with anoda complex character all because of kpomo ain't worth it 'sometimes'..

If she says whateva, I end the convo straight away....


In sexkillz words..... Mi o raye sh!!t mehn.....

Fine, rich and fit boi like me....... women plenty for town o....

oluswaggz:
Its annoying, u girls shud stop it abeg.

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

MissYuzedo: What of suck my odolondolo

Buddy dogg: not true! Then YOU need to see the source huh!

Swaq.wiz:
PoOH

martha: and wat r we gonna produce? a dozen of crazy Andies?

what do we need kids for. U want those little rascals to be distractin us with cries whenever we are doing odolondolo gymnastics on the bed

Andyblaze:

what do we need kids for. U want those little rascals to be distractin us with cries whenever we are doing odolondolo gymnastics on the bed