Anytime I think about the scenario, I laugh and just shake my head. It was Christmas week and I went visiting my Uncle who stays in Ibadan. On 23 December, my uncle gave me some documents to get them photocopied. It's a known fact and no news that my uncle is the very stingy type. He calculated all I would spend and he made sure I won't be left with no change, imagine? .

Anyways, in no time, I was on bike and I arrived my destination. I alighted from the bike and went to the shop where I will get those document photocopied! But as I was going, I noticed something strange frm afar. It was a man dressed in red clothe with something in his hand. I watched him for some time and I noticed he was conversing with people he sees on the road. I walked very fast cos I was scared. When I asked those people in shop what the man was doing, they said he's a native doctor and that he collects money frm people whenever Christmas is near.

I could hardly swallow my saliva cos I was scared. I have never seen a native doctor except in films, let alone conversing with one. When he was close to the shop I was, I could clearly see he's got a horn with him. The horn is wielded with red and black cloth. I wanted to run at first but I saw a lady beside me, I noticed she wasn't as nervous or agitated like I was. This boosted my confidence and I decided to stay! . The native doc got to the shop I was and stopped...... Ghen ghen!!

Seriously, I was standing but 'dead' and buried in fear. I don't know maybe because of the supra canvas I wore or my nice outfit, he approached me. They've already told me the native doc approaches those he sees as rich people. Because if you see me that day ehn, u go confuse me with dangote's son #fact . So, he pointed the horn to me and said money. I initially wanted to rebuke him by calling Jesus but I never wanted to fall my own hands infront of the babe, I kept quiet and hoped for the 'worst' . I handed him 1 hundred naira. He collected it, looked at me and further pointed the ugly horn at me, he kept on saying money!

When I noticed he was going to touch me with his ugly horn, I moved back. I started to empty my pocket, swearing that the 1 hundred naira was all I had on me he danced and left... Phewww, that was close, I thought in my mind. Those I met in the shop laughed @ me that I was doing like a weakly! I too was laughing but my legs were shaking...... I left the shop and trekked home. I got home and never uttered any word to my uncle. He ignorantly asked, ''why were you that late?'' I said people were too many that we'all had to queue. A very stingy man he is

why u no shout Jesus if he sure for you??

What is this?

Person maga u for change na I'm u call experience?

u be complete mugu
Is lyk u were born n bred in banana iceland
D guy ws jst a beger!!!

slimyem: What is this?

Person maga u for change na I'm u call experience?

liloelawwal: u be complete mugu
Is lyk u were born n bred in banana iceland
D guy ws jst a beger!!!

I wish you were there

Has little to do with your uncle's stinginess but more to do with your fear



I know if that last note was 1k you would still have given it to him

At the end of your epistle, how does your uncle stinginess get to do with the native doctor who openly scammed you? U need to grow up son

Picture then i go believe you...

Jerrick:
* Seriously, I was standing but 'dead' and buried in fear.
* I initially wanted to rebuke him by calling Jesus but I never wanted to fall my own hands infront of the babe,
* When I noticed he was going to touch me with his ugly horn, I moved back.
* I too was laughing but my legs were shaking......

Traditional religion still stronger than colonial-indoctrinated persian religions, persian religions were able to survive uptil now because of the gullibility of the mind of our people.

cock and bull story. post a picture with a caption that says #babalawo things.

Oh my God!

How do i recover my wasted mb on this sh.t?

What is the essence to this story?

Another if you see am you no go fear again.. lol

Abeg who get blackberry charger

mtscheeew!!!

in da bank 2day a man said 2me"I knw ur pin code" I
said 'wat iz it?" he reply "4 stars ****" i say "no actuli its
4185" den he laugh at me,

PLS Y?

you dey call masquerade native doctor.. smh

Why this thing make front page? Nonsense, while we have good posts. Mod wake up

lol

WTF and u are bold to call urself a man.smh

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HIGH ON CHEAP CRACK...YOU GAVE AN AGENT OF THE DEVIL YOUR MONEY?
YOU BETTER GO FOR DELIVERANCE IN MFM...B4 THEY TIE YOUR FINANCES
IN THEIR COVEN THIS 2014, WHAT A DUMB MOVE YOU MADE. MSTCHEEEW!

So because you see native doctor come where you siddon your body start to dey shake? What if na one of those ruthless,dangerous masquerade? Wetin you for do?

u b man rapper guy. No level at all

okay

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All these kids from the western land of cowards.....mtshew....

Thunder fire gowon for refusing my people exit from this contraption called nigeria....for keeping me in the same country with these western cowards...imagine the maga no get shame dey talk anyhow....

you were ripped morafuchker.

Nice story. At least, I smiled. However, you are a coward o.

I think you need to live in Lagos to be smart. people like you are easily duped!

hehe