bellong:




You are crazy....

Don't mind him

bellong:




You are crazy....

You go blame me? You no see as she fine? She wan come give me tip. Give o, not even borrow. If i come carry tip run go nko? She go come dey tipless on one side be dat.

edwife:


Don't mind him

He is trolling..

You are beautiful though. So don't tempt the young man further.

Timbuktou:


Come on, Ed, why you gon do me like that? That pic you put up is just to punish me. You're such a meanie.

You crazy.....

edwife:


Don't mind him

Damn it, Eddy. You guys need a handyman at home? I could be that in my free time, ya know?

bellong:


He is trolling..

You are beautiful though. So don't tempt the young man further.

Thanks.

I won't anymore,he needs to sleep now.

Timbuktou:


Damn it, Eddy. You guys need a handyman at home? I could be that in my free time, ya know?

Houseboy you mean?



And edwife can cook orisirisi.... You are not needed

Timbuktou:


Damn it, Eddy. You guys need a handyman at home? I could be that in my free time, ya know?

You need to pay me 20£ an hour before i can agree.You do the work,gardening,laundry,cleaning......i get paid....

edwife:


You crazy.....

Nah, that pic is quite something. Btw, just checked your dp. Who the hell likes dps with back view?

Your email go done full with pms by now.

bellong:


Houseboy you mean?



And edwife can cook orisirisi.... You are not needed

Can she change a light bulb or fix a broken blender? Mr. Bells, why do I get the feeling you're against my personal growth and happiness?

Timbuktou:


Nah, that pic is quite something. Btw, just checked your dp. Who the hell likes dps with back view?

Your email go done full with pms by now.

Lol,when a back view is gorgeous what do you expect the front view to be?

I am used to emails,i laughed though....

Every woman on NL receives emails,i assure you.

edwife:


You need to pay me 20£ an hour before i can agree.You do the work,gardening,laundry,cleaning......i get paid....

Gardening: I dey clear shege for bush

Laundry: I dey wash anytin. Spic and span, madam.

Cleaning: Got the best cleaning techniques. Especially with ze tongue, I mean mop and towels.

I don't need the money, just the job. So, when do I start?

edwife:


Lol,when a back view is gorgeous what do you expect the front view to be?

I am used to emails,i laughed though....

Every woman on NL receives emails,i assure you.

Now, you're just prouding. . I swear the back to front logic doesn't always work o, Ive had disappointing cases.

Hmm, una dey try be dat.

Timbuktou:


Can she change a light bulb or fix a broken blender? Mr. Bells, why do I get the feeling you're against my personal growth and happiness?

On the contrary, I am all for your growth and happiness. Rumour has it that Edwife's husband is a veteran of the North Korean army.

I hope you understand what that means. I wouldn't want to see a brother faced with an anti-aircraft missile. Husbands' jealousy over their wives is more brutal than the world war except the wives they've been looking for a way to dump.

Packages still plenty, eddy has left the market long ago with dividends to show for it...

bellong:


On the contrary, I am all for your growth and happiness. Rumour has it that Edwife's husband is a veteran of the North Korean army.

I hope you understand what that means. I wouldn't want to see a brother faced with an anti-aircraft missile. Husbands' jealousy over their wives is more brutal than the world war except the wives they've been looking for a way to dump.

Packages still plenty, eddy has left the market long ago with dividends to show for it...

You see, it's not like I had any untoward intentions to begin with. Just want to be of help is all? But if uncle is against the mov e, I'll offer my highly-graded services to more willing receptors. Good looking out, bro.

Timbuktou:


You see, it's not like I had any untoward intentions to begin with. Just want to be of help is all? But if uncle is against the mov e, I'll offer my highly-graded services to more willing receptors. Good looking out, bro.

Spambot got me yesterday,after writing to mods and nothing was done for over 30 min,i had to log out.

So you dey fear like this?

chai!@Bellong

Timbuktou:


You see, it's not like I had any untoward intentions to begin with. Just want to be of help is all? But if uncle is against the mov e, I'll offer my highly-graded services to more willing receptors. Good looking out, bro.

Na crase dey worry you

Ragnar: do you think you are a good man?

Ecbert:Yes, I think so

Ecbert: are you a good man?

Ragnar:yes, I think so

Ragnar: are you corrupt?

Ecbert:oh yes

Ecbert : are you?

Ragnar :mmm-hmm

Vikings s3 ep 4

Evil twins from different mothers

Lol

naijababe:


Bolded, i don't think that is foolproof though

A friend told me a really sad story a while back, honestly, I don't know what I'd do if I was parent in that kind of predicament.

So basically, two teenagers a boy and a girl both aged 12 maybe 13 had consensual sex, I dunno how the girl's parent found out but they filed charges and the boy got charged for statutory rape, all entreaties by the boy's parents to settle out of court were rebuffed and the boy basically got sentenced at 13 and these are supposedly upper middle class folks in the USA. I am just saddened by the callousness of the girl's parents every time i remember this story. The world is turning on its head.

this is even manageable.

a babysitter "räped" a 12-year old boy in the USA. she got pregnant & refused to abort the child. after the child was born, the evil family court in america forced the boy to pay child support. as far as the court is concerned, he's the biological father of the boy & he must pay for the upkeep of the baby. my only prayer is that i hope the mother of the 12 year old is a feminist. let them start feeling the pain of shooting themselves in their own foot!

coogar:


this is even manageable.

a babysitter "räped" a 12-year old boy in the USA. she got pregnant & refused to abort the child. after the child was born, the evil family court in america forced the boy to pay child support. as far as the court is concerned, he's the biological father of the boy & he must pay for the upkeep of the baby. my only prayer is that i hope the mother of the 12 year old is a feminist. let them start feeling the pain of shooting themselves in their own foot!

Coogar, that one is better o, the boy in my story is a minor who will have a criminal record follow him for the rest of his life. At 13, he already has certain choices taken away from him. In fact, now that I think I about it, that is enough of a scare tactic for a boy. Honestly, it is so bloody unfair and 5hit is getting more and more ridiculous! Every noble idea turns to mush in the hands of human beings

If I didn't know better, I'd tell Edwife and Timbuktou to get a room already.

edwife:




Spambot got me yesterday,after writing to mods and nothing was done for over 30 min,i had to log out.

So you dey fear like this?

chai!@Bellong

Why won't spambot get you when you're telling porkies about your age. Even spambot was shocked. Whose pic did you upload?

What am I afraid of? Self-preservation is key abeg. At the mention of North Korea, all man must give himself brain. Didn't you read the Hollywood/Nollywood thread? You think I'm some action figure abi? God pass you

njokusboy:

Na crase dey worry you

Are you the bros? . Have mercy egbon . It was the work of the devil.

Damn

Ecbert betrayed Ragnar


Cc: coogar

naijababe:
If I didn't know better, I'd tell Edwife and Timbuktou to get a room already.

Edwife is like a mother to me. Ewww.

netotse:


Hi...I'm approaching an inflection point in my career, want to make sure I'm not missing anything.

No need for any website. Just go to Ajanlekoko. He is the fountain of wisdom in such matters. He is difficult to get hold of maybe you will be luckier than others who have tried reaching him.

Timbuktou:


Edwife is like a mother to me. Ewww.

Coogar alert?

edwife:



Every woman on NL receives emails,i assure you.

Talk true?
Na so konji levels don reach?

Timbuktou:


Nah, that pic is quite something. Btw, just checked your dp. Who the hell likes dps with back view?

Your email go done full with pms by now.

The back view no even reach ground.

Timbuktou:


Are you the bros? . Have mercy egbon . It was the work of the devil.

Which bros.... nothing concern me oh... just dey watch dat ur big head, make you no lose am

Timbuktou:


Edwife is like a mother to me. Ewww.

Leave all that mother talk. Na from clap hand dem dey start dance.
Small time puff puff go turn to buns.

5minsmadness:


That would be exceedingly low of the person if someone did that.

Ishilove, RoyalRoy, Seun, my thread was deleted. I would like to know why.

The depth those guys and gals sink to, is worrying.

Timbuktou:


Why won't spambot get you when you're telling porkies about your age. Even spambot was shocked. Whose pic did you upload?

What am I afraid of? Self-preservation is key abeg. At the mention of North Korea, all man must give himself brain. Didn't you read the Hollywood/Nollywood thread? You think I'm some action figure abi? God pass you

You must be around old people all the time that why you think i am old.Why will i upload someone else picture?
Okay let call Iykedare,he spied on me and my girl trying to exchange some pictures,ask him what he saw

And the pics i showed you are very well mine.