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Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by ChinenyeN(m): 12:58am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Wow. People love each other here on Nairaland. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by debosky(m): 12:59am On Aug 13, 2008 |
eldee: eldee I think you need to write a book mate |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 1:02am On Aug 13, 2008 |
debosky:This is straight up propaganda It all goes back to "The Formula of Women" When you going to start using yal's brains None of this will actually work This is idealism, we live in realism eldee:More rubbish in my ears. Load of garbage. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Okijajuju1(m): 1:04am On Aug 13, 2008 |
@ Poster You got that right. I wish we could put this on billboards, posters, flyers and commercials. Educate these women. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by debosky(m): 1:04am On Aug 13, 2008 |
You sound a bit confused onyinye - this is the biggest dose of realism I've read in a while - a man saying it as it is - he isn't asking for magic, simply explaining his actions in their beautiful simplicity. But then, someone who believes Harlequin Romance is realism would definitely mix up idealism and reality |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by SeanT21(f): 1:08am On Aug 13, 2008 |
eldee: LMAO!! |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by ChinenyeN(m): 1:08am On Aug 13, 2008 |
onyinye2: Actually, it can and does work. It isn't idealism either. Its very realistic. That's what we want women to understand. Debosky said it better. . . "he isn't asking for magic, simply explaining his actions in their beautiful simplicity." I don't see anything wrong or unreal about this. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by eldee(m): 1:09am On Aug 13, 2008 |
debosky: eldee I think you need to write a book mateI think I need to draft it as a contract Sumn all men have an chics have to sign after three dates onyinye: More rubbish in my ears. Load of garbage.You're not being forced to sign, are you? It's not like you ever go out with guys that know any footballer apart from Beckham |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 1:12am On Aug 13, 2008 |
debosky:Blah Blah Blah Im not even going to stress Because most of what is listed is trash Majority of those things Just go unnoticed If they did a vice versa Watch WWIII start. ChinenyeN:yada yada yada. Understand what? That most what was listed is a) being done already but you are too into yourself to notice b) that it makes guys sound a wee bit selfish |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by SeanT21(f): 1:13am On Aug 13, 2008 |
I am about to go and search for a lady version of this list. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 1:16am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Thank you Sean T. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 1:21am On Aug 13, 2008 |
onyinye2: Mufasa was a LION KING!! I like that, Miss Pumba. SeanT21: Common sense to pick out a decent woman from the spiteful lots?? Is it written on their foreheads?? Even if it is, they would cover it up with their make-ups. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by bluespice(f): 1:22am On Aug 13, 2008 |
i dont care wat ladies feel jare this was funny as hell not that i agree with it but it just proves all i once knew GUYS ARE SHALLOW! |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 1:25am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Hannibal:Remember Mufasa died. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by debosky(m): 1:25am On Aug 13, 2008 |
bluespice: I would imagine it would appear so to the uninitiated, what you mistake for shallowness is unalloyed simplicity. We don't need to put on airs and graces and have to call a UN meeting to decide what shoes to buy, If that makes me shallow, well get me out of the deep end now. @ onyinye No need to get worked up, be SIMPLE - is that too much to ask women? |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Nobody: 1:26am On Aug 13, 2008 |
bluespice: Do u have to generalize |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 1:28am On Aug 13, 2008 |
onyinye2: Everyone has to die at a point. U wanna live forever, Miss Onyinye Methuselah aka Pumba?? |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by ChinenyeN(m): 1:38am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Hehe. First thing's first. I'd like to read the female verson of this. Second, Onyinye, please, go ahead and point out which parts of this are unreal. debosky: Agreed. bluespice: Why would we want to be deep when we can just be simple; when we can just simply be? |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Sisikill: 1:39am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Okay, I don’t care if I’m a traitor to women but I thought it was tooo freaking funny. Jeebus! Ladies, loosen up and give men their props. Can you imagine how hard it must be. . . to continuously fight a losing battle? Please let 'em make themselves happy any which way they can and you just watch indulgently. . . you know the way you would a slow child trying to impress you with his ADZs |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 1:39am On Aug 13, 2008 |
debosky:Be considerate- is that too much to ask for? Hannibal:You see the death Mufasa had, wouldn't want to repeat that now would we? |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 1:46am On Aug 13, 2008 |
onyinye2: Considerate me ass?? Why are u trying to fight momentum?? That article is as REAL as they come. . . For instance, Ma football club comes first before any woman.
The way a man dies is not relevant. . . . . As long as i die for a good cause. . . .The way i die is insignificant. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by debosky(m): 1:50am On Aug 13, 2008 |
men try to be considerate, but many women over complicate things let me give an example man is watching his club play and is so focused on it that he isn't listening to you, she goes and thinks 'he only loves football, he doesn't love me' when she could just wait and talk to him afterwards. These 'rules' will enlighten such a woman to save herself all that heartache and SIMPLY (ooh that word again ) ask him later when he is done. But no, for many women its comfort ME, love ME, cherish ME, read ME mind. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 1:55am On Aug 13, 2008 |
debosky: They are twisted attention seekers. . . . . .They don't want any other thing to be between u and her. A woman once accused me of cheating on her with MAN UNITED. I laughed for hours. . . . . .I mean, i have heard many asinine statements in me life. . . .That had to be the 1st. They simply forget the hours they spend watching back to back series of "Friends" or "Lost". Buncha self-loathing twits. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by ChinenyeN(m): 1:55am On Aug 13, 2008 |
onyinye2: Who says we (generally speaking) aren't being considerate? I surely cannot attest for every man, but I'm sure that most men are smart enough to be considerate; level of considerateness varying depending on the situation. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Nobody: 2:01am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Sisikill: Abi o. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by eldee(m): 2:03am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Hannibal:Just imagine one chic telling me to come to her friend's farewell dinner on Grandslam Sunday?? With all the newspaper coverage and TV ads Sky Sports rolled out, she din't still understand how important it was to World Peace Women will never be satisfied till the day we look into the bathroom mirror and scream 'Idiot, she is your master, serve her wiv your last breath' |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by ChinenyeN(m): 2:05am On Aug 13, 2008 |
eldee: |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 2:06am On Aug 13, 2008 |
eldee: Farewell what?? Not on a bloody grandslam sunday. If i could refuse to pick up a girl at the train station @ 4pm on sunday. . . . . Heaven knows i won't be attending any event at such Godly hours. They forget football never leaves us when they throw their own weekly temper tantrums. My Boss told me the best way to get em interested is buying em a football shirt. . . . I tried it and it didn't work out. . . . .Women?? Smother em b4 u take a rattlesnake's life. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by KarmaMod(f): 2:08am On Aug 13, 2008 |
toilet seat being up is gross |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by onyinye2(f): 2:10am On Aug 13, 2008 |
1. Men ARE not mind readers. But you can read our minds when we want sex. . . 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. What are you two? Can't you be considerate and put it down When you are done? It takes like a mere 2 seconds? 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Of course I'll let it be. As long as you let it be, When i watch my Lifetime and chick flicks, Shut the hell up. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Doing your laundry aint a sport either And we aint going to view that way either 1. Crying is blackmail. Whining for sex is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Oh im sorry I thought you were smart enough To understand I will leave post it notes for now on 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. Same with you. No more mumbling or grunts. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Come to me when you have a problem That is what i do Stop trailing around the house like a wild animal Save the rest for your mother 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Back pains that require me to massage constantly That last more that 10 months See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. Oka all the freaky thing we did before Are inadmissible So don't ask 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like your fantasy guys. If you don't dress like Tyson Beckford Don't expect us to faint in your presence. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. If you think you are getting old, you probably are Don't expect sympathy. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one If they way i act comes off as furious or sexy It is usually furious. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. I will tell what i want done And you are going to do if how i want it. 1. Whenever possible during sports, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Whenever im just relaxing And you are hungry or feenin Serve yourself. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. Television set is a television set Wide screen, plasma screen, micro screen, macro screen It is all the same. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. If it upsets us, we will express it. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If i ask if something is wrong And you shrug it off, Fine, deal with it. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. If you ask a question, and expect sympathy Keep it to yourself. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really. Oka i will my birthday suit To your office party. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Basketball,soccer, the shotgun formation, or golf. Don't ask us what we did today Expect to hear stories from Our sister, mother, friends, cousins 1. You have enough clothes. You have enough tools. 1. You have too many shoes. You have too many jerseys. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! I'm in shape. Called, say something wrong Suffer the consequences. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Think of it as a permanent living area. |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by eldee(m): 2:16am On Aug 13, 2008 |
Hannibal:Buy a football shirt? Nah . . . chics think wearing a shirt twice is a threat to national security After the forced smiles and one day of acting as if they care about the off-side rule, c'est fini Now no one's telling them to jump wiv us when Adebayor scores his 30th goal, just go watch Friends or sumn else, and stop calling. Is that too much to ask? |
Re: Men Rule's: Tru Dat by Hannibal: 2:20am On Aug 13, 2008 |
eldee: Many of em are thunkless. . . . . . It took me 3 years to explain the old offside rule. . . .Now with the new rule with interference, i am thinking 2019 b4 she grabs it.
Too much for 'em cos Football season clashes with em moronic shows like Cheaters and especially all those senseless movies on Nollywood TV. |
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