onyinye2:


If you don't dress like Tyson Beckford
Don't expect us to faint in your presence.

Lol

tsk tsk tsk onyinye!

so much bile and aggression from such a young one.

PS Men don't read your mind when you want sex, they look for overt signals such as the 'woman in heat' look

debosky:

PS Men don't read your mind when you want sex, they look for overt signals such as the 'woman in heat' look

ROTFLMAOWPIMP.
Overt signals indeed.

Hannibal:

Many of em are thunkless. . . . . .
It took me 3 years to explain the old offside rule. . . .Now with the new rule with interference, i am thinking 2019 before she grabs it.

That's hard?? try explaining transfers
Try explaining to them that La Galaxy bought Becks from Real Madrid, and not from England
That he still has a right to play for England

Hannibal:

Too much for 'em because Football season clashes with em moronic shows like Cheaters and especially all those senseless movies on Nollywood TV.

Sometimes I have to go on wikipedia to prove that Bendtner does NOT look like Ross from friends
And that we didn't sign Fabreagas because of his looks
Please tell me any resemblance between Ferdinand and Kevin Federline??

eldee:

That's hard?? try explaining transfers
Try explaining to them that La Galaxy bought Becks from Real Madrid, and not from England
That he still has a right to play for England

. . . . U had me in stitches, hombre!!!

Sometimes I have to go on wikipedia to prove that Bendtner does NOT look like Ross
Please tell me any resemblance between Ferdinand and Kevin Federline??

Both of em look like they would stick a pin on Britney's doctored boobs!!!

Wow, Onyinye. . . hehe. Achibuola m onwe m ochi ebea with that list of yours. That's it?

DISCLAIMER: This is just how I feel things generally are. Anyone is free to modify if they like.

But you can read our minds
when we want sex. . .

Can't say anything about this. . . I've never had to deal with that

What are you two?
Can't you be considerate and put it down
When you are done?
It takes like a mere 2 seconds?

We aren't the ones complaining though

Of course I'll let it be.
As long as you let it be,
When i watch my Lifetime and chick flicks,
Shut the hell up.

Last I checked, there's nothing to worry about with that because they usually don't clash with what I'd like to watch. Can't speak for all men though.

Doing your laundry aint a sport either
And we aint going to view that way either

That's fine. Its only laundry. They'll get done sometime.

Whining for sex is blackmail.

Something else I cannot comment on. . .

Oh im sorry
I thought you were smart enough
To understand
I will leave  post it notes for now on

Its not that we're not smart enough to get the hints, its just that. . . if you want something, just say it. Its really that simple.

Same with you.
No more mumbling or grunts.

[B]We mumble and grunt for almost everything. Getting up to look for the remote, we mumble and grunt. Getting up from bed, we mumble and grunt. Changing channels on the television we mumble and grunt. Using our tools to fix something, we mumble and grunt. Even doing things for ourselves, we mumble and grunt. Don't take it to offense.[/b]

Come to me when you have a problem
Stop trailing around the house like a wild animal
That is what i do
Save the rest for your mother

Last I checked, we usually like to handle our problems on our own. If we feel we need [or WANT] help, we'll request for it.

Back pains that require me to massage constantly
That last more that 10 months
See a doctor.

Fair enough, but eventually, the body will just heal itself if we let it

Oka all the freaky thing we did before
Are inadmissible
So don't ask

Sure. . . okay. Just don't expect us to remember them then

If you don't dress like Tyson Beckford
Don't expect us to faint in your presence.

Although it's something I can't really comment on, I'll comment anyway. Its all good if the end result is met; sex.

If you think you are getting old, you probably are
Don't expect sympathy.

It's not sympathy we're looking for. It's confirmation. We'll still keep doing what we do though.

If they way i act comes off as furious or sexy
It is usually furious.

Noted. At least now that you've simply told us, we'll know. Now we're getting somewhere.

I will tell what i want done
And you are going to do if how i want it.

Thereby further complicating things. . . *sigh*mumble*grunt* 

Whenever im just relaxing
And you are hungry or feenin
Serve yourself.

They have restaurants, microwavable dinners and snacks to help resolve that issue. No worries. If we're really hungry, we'll improvise.

Television set is a television set
Wide screen, plasma screen, micro screen, macro screen
It is all the same.

What are you getting at with this?

If it upsets us, we will express it.
We do that.

You do that. Just let us know if there's anything you'd like for us to do about it.

If i ask if something is wrong
And you shrug it off,
Fine, deal with it.

We will, and we do. If we want you to know what's wrong, we'll tell you.

If you ask a question, and expect sympathy
Keep it to yourself.

Most of us don't want sympathy

Oka i will my birthday suit
To your office party.

Main explain what exactly your birthday suit is?  

Don't ask us what we did today
Expect to hear stories from
Our sister, mother, friends, cousins

As if we're supposed to know what you did today? Like we're mind-readers. . .

You have enough tools.

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

You have too many jerseys.

Oh well. At least we know what we have them for, and we know when we want to wear them. We won't be stuck in the middle of a decision.

I'm in shape.
Called, say something wrong
Suffer the consequences.

C'mon. Really?

Think of it as a permanent living area.

Again, we really don't mind that

Damn. Man are all whiners. There are no real man on Nairaland. End of story.

Too bad I couldnt find a women list.

Of everything said so far, the most true is:

I cant be held responsible for my words, thoughts, or actions when Arsenal is 1 goal down - whether home or away!
Infact dont come near me at that time because i will most likely be . . .

y'all are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!
i love football,I'm a die hard Arsenal fan!!!!!!!!!!and i agree with Whitelexi , i shouldn't be held responsible for whatever i say or don't say when my team is a goal down, be it home or away!!!!
Let the men have their rules, if it helps them sleep better at night

SeanT21:

Damn. Man are all whiners. There are no real man on Nairaland. End of story.

Too bad I couldnt find a women list.

Too bad. I was looking forward to reading it, too.