EWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!

Darn . . . .people people people . . . .

manchibabe:

omo u berra tell her, but jokingly sha o,
when my oda half does his dump, omo d place is always temperarily out of service for like d whole day nd omo d smell wear bullet proof against d strongest air fresher, me wey dey miles away from d loo i don almost die talk less of in d same place, ah nooooo, my oda half tells me to beware sef, lol,

loooool

Nautillus:

EWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!

Darn . . . .people people people . . . .

Wetin do u? Dont u do Number 2?

nana:

Wetin do u? Dont u do Number 2?

Yes i do . . . .but in PRIVATE . . . ._{please people . . .please}

Mine Doesn't even want to imagine that i do it. He says im a princess and he doesn't believe a princess even farts.

this mornings session was a nightmare.
i am done. when i get home later today, i would put some of the advises to use and see what happens.
damn!!!!! i cant take it no more!

lma0!!& na morning shit dey bad pass!u beta do sumfin b4 u catch sickness.I can't do dat o!kai!

c33b33:

lma0!!& na morning shit dey bad pass!u beta do sumfin before u catch sickness.I can't do that o!kai!

Maybe she has this little game whea she tries to guess wat u had 4 dinner by smelling your sh*t, bt seriously if u dont dig th whole bathroom talk just tell her, nicely!

the worst part is that the smell of her dump can sometimes wake up a dead corpse

that kain sh*t reminds me of one man wey go sh*t for our church toilet, omo the caretaker had to shut down the toilet with those police lines that says "Do not Cross" like say na criminal activity happen for there

i know what u re going through

then u must be a romping dullard and a frigid fool - how sad the two of u r.

@ mosun ade
who let you out of the zoo better go back in for that is where you belong!
rambling fool!

mosun_ade:

then u must be a romping dullard and a frigid fool - how sad the two of you're.

where did this come from?

i think this thread is becomin more and more of a joke. it shld be moved under jokes

nana:

where did this come from?

dont mind the girl, she has yabbing non-sense since

That's disgusting

I don't talk to anyone while they are in the bathroom.

Even on the phone sef. Once I hear "oh I'm going to to use the bathroom or I'm in the bathroom", I just hang up

Ew.

Are you going to run away from the house during "dump" exercises if you eventually live with him? So do you also hang up if you want to fart while on phone?

DeepZone:

Are you going to run away from the house during "dump" exercises if you eventually live with him? So do you also hang up if you want to fart while on phone?

You have an unhealthy obsession with flatulence funmi

as for living with him, that's why houses have more than ONE bathroom and whatever I have to say will wait til he's done. Simple. Why would I intrude when I wouldnt want anyone intruding on me?

Dump do do don dump,
Let me see that Duuump,
----Sisqo

@ Poster


Smell you later. . . . . . . . . . . it sure stinks in here

lmao, couldn't control the outburst. i guess the only way to curb the problem is to tell her how you feel.

jaquan:

this mornings session was a nightmare.
i am done. when i get home later today, i would put some of the advises to use and see what happens.
damn!!!!! i can't take it no more!

roflmbao . . .Guy you no go kill me oh _{i had tear streaming down my eyes ! ! !}

no big deal
na naturaly thing abi
evey body dey do am

You have an unhealthy obsession with flatulence funmi

as for living with him, that's why houses have more than ONE bathroom and whatever I have to say will wait til he's done. Simple. Why would I intrude when I wouldnt want anyone intruding on me?

You obviously have not spent a night together because you may fart 10x during your sleep while he's wide awake enjoying the pungent odour.
I don't think those things should be an issue when it comes to a relationship, shoot, i fart on phone. I can't believe you have to cut off the phone just to fart. You can do that if you are speaking with anyother person but your boo, Flatulence is natural by the way and I don't see anything unhealthy in being comfortable with your natural bodily functions.

Surely there are better times to have a discussion!!! i dont like any interruption even though some chics can form like say dem no dey shyte i just dont think it makes any sense she might as well get a wipe and wipe your butt for you when you are done and vice versa

No no no.
My own love doesnt reach there sha.

He goes to take a dump himself, wipe himself, spray the place and open the window - in fact i dont even wanna hear of his trip to the bathroom.

DeepZone:

You obviously have not spent a night together because you may fart 10x during your sleep while he's wide awake enjoying the pungent odour.
I don't think those things should be an issue when it comes to a relationship, shoot, i fart on phone. I can't believe you have to cut off the phone just to fart. You can do that if you are speaking with anyother person but your boo, Flatulence is natural by the way and I don't see anything unhealthy in being comfortable with your natural bodily functions.

I said I get off the phone when people tell me they are going to the bathroom or IN the bathroom. You're the one who brought up farting which has nothing to do with this thread

I said I get off the phone when people tell me they are going to the bathroom or IN the bathroom. You're the one who brought up farting which has nothing to do with this thread

Okey dokey!!!

e dakun! watz 'ROFLMAO' ?

Just buy one of this

hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahah, this is real funni. i know da poster wunt b findin it funny sha cah he's havin 2 deal wid sum suin suin lol, nwayz r u sure da gyal is not tryna punish u 4 suin u dne, indirectly? u neva knw looooooooooooolzzzzzzz

this is really funny. reminded me of my friend and room mate back in uni, she likes coming to gist with me in the bathroom, and she was not at all bothered by whatever u were doing . i found it really strange then. and whenever she was in the bathroom too, she would be calling out to you to come over and gist with her. . some people re unbelievable.

shes a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This topic is killing me. i usually trail my husband to the loo and sit there while he does his business, especially if we were in the middle of a conversation. he thought i was a basket case when we started dating but i think he's used to it now. he's caught himself coming to sit with me as well. i think it all depends on how comfortable you are with your partner, and of course the strength of their 'perfume' believe me there are days when i cant stand the smell of my own shit