am i the only one who hates lucille?
i feel she is a snake like bertha last year

am sure if majority of the viewers this time are people like me, MNET no go make money!!!! work wan kill man pickin!!! Thank God for Nairaland oh.

as for that Uti, i can see he has taken over talk talk from Sheila, infact its like he's talking for both of them. i think he should watch it, its a game, not a superiority contest!! and that Lucille!! she reminds me of those stickers on busses and lorries that say "trust no man", only this time its a woman and her name is Lucille (_{i think Don Williams was singing abt her in his song Lucille!)} me thinks the viewers shld watch that space.

and as for Lerato, i think i find her comments a bit amusing, or more like annoying!!! she should please shut up and stop criticising everything and everybody!!! she wasnt fun to watch really.

my 2 cents

well wld say its too early to say sha bt atleast got 2b patrotic, UTI.

nigeria 4 life.all benson idahosa univresity students r behind his back, GO!!!! UTI,

I am really happy with the events of yesterday in the BBA house. Uti took Mimi to the cleaners
Other house mates helped to bring out the little things she had told them in secret, regarding relationships and MORRIS.

Awww Biggie. Surely they deserved to win the Olympics task. They put their very hearts and souls into the events themselves but they sadly let themselves down in the time between the events, engaging in what Biggie termed anti-olympic behavior: bickering where they should have been united, smoking and eating chocolates when they should have been on a strict diet, cheating which is against the Olympic spirit and not looking out for one another’s safety during the more dangerous tasks. But surely that presentation had to count for something. Come on biggie.

The presentation was great and the housemates went about it with great enthusiasm. Munya was the presenter and did a great job taking us through the various events as they reenacted the ribcracking scenarios that played out this past week. The Tricycle Relay was the highpoint for me. It was a testament to the powers of the PVR decoder as the housemates paused and rewound live tv. That was truly hilarious. Munya tried to pause facial expressions and housemates in midair all the while keeping up a steady chatter explaining the scenarios as they unfolded. He did a truly stellar job on the night and they had me in stitches almost throughout the presentation.

However, I wasn’t laughing when they reenacted Uti being caught eating chocolates in hiding and Munya highlighted Nigeria’s bribery and corruption problem when Uti had to give Mimi some chocolate to shut her up. I felt it was a bit insensitive given our not exactly sterling reputation in that regard. To further reinforce it on Big Brother wasn’t very funny to me. But that’s just me I’m sure.

Anyway, the greatest fear of any Olympic Organizing Committee came horrendously true for the housemates as they struggled to light their Olympic torch. Munya and Ricco struggled vainly with the lighter trying to ignite the torch. Come on guys, some accelerant is all you need. Tawana came to the rescue with God knows what, probably some nail polish remover. But even that was in such small quantity that the torch soon died out. I don’t know how they eventually got the Olympic Flame going, but when they did it was a truly healthy blaze.

The closing ceremony was ‘grand’to use Uti’s words. The dance display was pretty well choreographed and the housemates pulled it off without a hitch. There was so much going on at the same time, sort of like a visual buffet, with some acrobatics, choreography and callistenics all happening at once. After I saw the Beijing opening and closing ceremonies I had said Africa should never try to host the Olympics, but now I’m a bit more confident after seeing twelve ordinary Africans put together a makeshift ceremony with creativity and enthusiasm. I was proud.

That’s why I was shocked beyond words when Biggie said they failed the task. I was truly shocked but not as shocked as the housemates who had expected to win the 100% wager. At that point bickering broke out about who decided to wager the entire 100% with Uti shouting at the housemates that “you never wager all your money.” Typical Nigerian.

And then the anger turned towards Big Brother with signs of rebellion showing amongst all the housemates. But uti seems to be very vocal with his disapproval of Biggie’s verdict on the task. Last night Biggie told someone to check that they were wearing their microphone correctly and Uti said ‘Biggie we would appreciate it if you don’t speak to us anymore tonight.’ I was shocked and the housemates were too. This morning again, he referred to Big Brother as Big Bitch.

He has a partner in Takondwa who was being an incendiary influence this morning, urging the housemates not to exercise. He was actually actively soliciting the housemates to go on strike. According to him, ‘what will Big Brother do to us? Come out of the Diary Room? Or disqualify all of us? If we stick together there’s nothing he can do to us.’ But the chubby rapper failed to walk the walk after talking the talk. He had said he wouldn’t go into the Diary Room if Biggie called him. The words were scarcely out of his mouth when Biggie called him into the Diary Room. Sheepishly, the tough talking Zambian walked into the Diary Room. Fortunately it was merely to tell the housemates to change their batteries. Phew!

Last night Mimi the Ghanaian either showed how naïve she was or was just playing dumb. She appeared to be under the impression that guys are actually attracted by a girl’s personality. Duh! The housemates mercilessly laid into her teasing her about her attraction to Morris being based on anything but personality. Thankfully Latoya was fast asleep or there could have been bloodshed. Also learnt a new word ‘Hoy’ which apparently means, well, you can guess what it means, I’m sure.

They are preparing for the Head of House task to choose the first HOH whose powers will actually count in next week’s eviction. However, there seems to be general cold feet towards exercising the power of Save and Replace and it is unlikely that we will see it used much this season. Perhaps only when the person who is HOH ends up on Eviction Row will we see that power being used. Liverless housemates. This will make evictions very boring and predictable, because the housemates will not nominate the person who is HOH and the HOH will not save and replace anyone, at least not now. Perhaps when the numbers have been whittled down and alliances have formed. Can hardly wait.

This just in: Ricco seems like he's going to be Head of House.

I think Uti had a point on the wagering of the 100%. Some risks are too hard to take.

I also enjoyed his argument with Mimi about whether they are lucky or not to be in the House.

Ricco as HOH. Wonder who he gets to take to the Pent House (other than the rosary) of course.

@beamer
Uti was 200% right, wagering 100% twice consecutively borders on sheer arrogance and collective stupidity.
I'm sure the house mates have seen previous editions of big brother, they should have been much more cautious in staking their bets.
Lets see how it plays out, with meagre resources for next week and cabin fever starting to develop, an interesting week ensues.

@emad

i also dislike lucy i think shes seeking 4 sympathy vote with all the crying. news flash girl,not gonna work!

when will this SA vs NAIJA beef end? it happenened in BBA2, its happening now too did u guys see how thami nominated uti as his zero wen biggie asked them to name their heros & zeros?
he also nominated him on monday giving the most ridiculous reason eva, which is he hes forming clicks. if theres anyone in the house that has a rapport with everyone in that house i believe its uti. thami jst has a beef for nigerians jst like lot of souhafricans,its like they feel they always have to be in competion with nigeria

tohloo:

@emad

i also dislike lucy i think shes seeking 4 sympathy vote with all the crying. news flash girl,not going to work!

when will this SA vs NAIJA beef end? it happenened in BBA2, its happening now too did u guys see how thami nominated uti as his zero when biggie asked them to name their heros & zeros?
he also nominated him on monday giving the most ridiculous reason eva, which is he hes forming clicks. if theres anyone in the house that has a rapport with everyone in that house i believe its uti. thami jst has a beef for nigerians jst like lot of souhafricans,its like they feel they always have to be in competion with nigeria

Abi? Was i the only one who noticed the anti-uti sms's on screen e.g UTI OUT UTI OUT,

Trust us, we ignored their provocation, one texter was so frustrated that he asked why naijarians(?) why we were not defending Uti with sms's - same answer - we ignored.

The truth is Thami SUCKS! Fat Boi!

lets vote our guy. Its all abt d votes. Last minute now, u wont see any 9ja's voting, as if na only my vote go do am. abeg. Lets make Uti win. We have neva won any of these shows, yet we r d largest subscribers of MTN, Multichoice in Africa. If nothing else, think of that!!!!

I'm all patriotic N al, bt, Uti is extremely annoying

So, arrogant, cocky, lazy, selfish, N, he doesn't noe wn 2 shutup.

Y do dey alwyz pick guyz lyk dat 4 Nigeria, 1st Bayo w Uti.

Latoya is kissing Rico on the bed right now. . . . . .thank God for Nightvision. What the f**k is her game?

timba_bng:

What the f**k is her game?

To be the 'entertainer'?

She doesnt want to be the reason why Ofunneka didnt win.

You guy are doing gr8 with your analysis. You are making PHCN look bad because i dont give a Bleep whether they give me light or not. I know i have an alternative, i can always get to "watch-read" it on nairaland.

@LC, you are the best men. You tell it like it's screened. Pls dont ever stop your analysis, keep it coming.

@Tampico, you rule baby but keep out the "girl thing" kind of analysis. Love your post and am always looking forward to your views. Where are u? No post from you yet!!!

@Beamer, Welcome to the house. Your post rocks.

Hey y'all. Been gone a while so its nice to see the BBA3 thread has already gone so far. However, i have an observations to nairalanders. It has come to my attention that there's a lot of naija bashing going on at both the bba3 website and on the tv sms. Guys, you should really see what am reading and hearing. The south africans have poisoned the rest of africa towards us. To make matters worse, we are never united in our course of doing things. There's been a lot of talk going on about how the results of the show are biased towards nigerians when nigerians are clearly the most popular. However, after careful analysis i have come to a few conclusions. The rate of those watching and supporting bba3 in nigeria is small compared to the audience in south africa. Dont be misled by the fact that we have a huge population and what have you. its just common sense. to watch bba3 in naija you must have dstv which costs N9000 a month for subscription. Also, you must have a standby generator just in case and must be willing to send texts and emails as the case maybe to support your housemate. Once you calculate this factors in and realise that more than half of the population live on less than a dollar a day, you will see the answer. Thats a major contributing factor to why nigerians lose at this events. Imagine competing with a place like south africa where mnet is like nta. So, my contribution is, let all nairalanders and nigerians everywhere really stand up and show the rest of africa what we are made of. lets put our collective heads togethers and do something tangible that will yield a positive change. Peace.

P.S Guys, was watching the big brother show on mnet today and you should see the nudity on display. i was shocked D--CKS and P--SSies was everywhere. They where taking a shower and big brother suddenly turned into a Indecency. Coulnt stop laughing when i saw takondawas john thomas. it was so tiny . Sh-t, RFLMAO

the only way to quell beef is another distraction

right now there's not much to distract and Uti is just in focus cos he's loud

i suspect this fake nomination will put him in check


abt the BBA site?
forget it
they really arent that many people there, dont be fooled by the messages

I agree with salsera. the forum is not a yardstick. its just a few people creating several hate threads, although i think uti is drawing too much attention to himself

thanks guys for all the analyses.

No matter how much Nigerians vote it would be counted as 1 out of the 12 countires.
Uti will defintely get more votes in Nigeria although Nigerians would also vote other housemates.
But Uti will carry the Votes from Nigeria and tht would just be counted as 1.
The issue is to get other countries to vote for Uti as well.
And how do we do tht?
Its only Uti tht can make other countries want to vote for him and from the way he's going
Me I doubt if other countries would wanna vote for him.
anyway lets keep watching.

word! my sister

i just paid my DSTV subcription fees yesterday but was surprised they have scrammbled my channel 198 and beform now i was watching BBA on that channel. Any idea on what to do

uti will be nominated on monday, nigeria is no 3 in subscription numbers

ayodeji1:

i just paid my DSTV subcription fees yesterday but was surprised they have scrammbled my channel 198 and beform now i was watching BBA on that channel. Any idea on what to do

email your Smartcard number to DStv@nigeria.multichoice.co.za. or better still, call their customer care line.

anytime i see latoya i realise the wonder of a bra - shape up,lift up, push up kai! the versatility

as if the 'kissing in the hood' wasnt enuf

abeg tampico when u dey come back
i don miss u walahi, i shud be around next wk

Salsera,
Married ke?Not this year at least, So you still wont claim this la casera drink abi?
Tamps,
everyone is missing u, i beg get online n get kicking,


ALL
I managed to watch BBA today but it dint look interesting, maybe the hilite will help me

LC n d hot guys, girls keep it up, I love it ere

Nigeria won south africa today in football, more beef for nigeria

@ lawyerchap you did justice to the BBA 2 thread last year, and now here you are again keeping it real. Amazing @ ayodeji1 call customer care and they'll activate channel 198 for you.

Meanwhile what's up with shower hour? That's the only time I really get to psychoanalyse the housemates cos in the shower, they're too insecure, selfconscious and uncomfortable to act.

NJnC You said it like it is man! UTI disappoints me big time.

I cant say who will win but I am completely positive the nigerian, UTI wont. He will be there for over half the period but he wont win!

Thats just the way it is

@tampico
Nice writeup but you sure missed out on the last nights party.
Mimi must have once worked the poles at "Y not" or somewhere more sleazy.