adeboo:

Oga o.
The thread has taken a turn for the worse.

Me i no stray off-topic o.  .  .we're still marketing products here. And deepzone,the moderator, hasn't complained  

Hannibal:

I want to back Debosky on this bid.
Hannibal is putting down this offer: A weekend trip to Barbados, all expenses paid in a jumbo jet with Debosky.
From Barbados, you jet down to Dubai to dine with Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim.
Deal or no deal??

Debo,you had to go get outside help?

Hannibal,who's product exactly are you marketing here, Debo's or Sulaiman Al Fahim's ?

Cristalz:

Debo,you had to go get outside help?

Hannibal,who's product exactly are you marketing here, Debo's or Sulaiman Al Fahim's ?  

Debosky's product of course!!!
He's got all what it takes to satisfy you.
The last time he came to London, he left 3 Brazilian women in the ICU.
Deal or no deal??

Hannibal:

Debosky's product of course!!!
He's got all what it takes to satisfy you.
The last time he came to London, he left 3 Brazilian women in the ICU.
Deal or no deal??

What exactly do you and your client think it takes to satisfy me? Putting Brazilian women in the ICU is not exactly a very good selling point. . .who wants a maniac?

Debo you better hire anutha marketer o,since you can't do the job yourself

Cristalz:

What exactly do you and your client think it takes to satisfy me? Putting Brazilian women in the ICU is not exactly a very good selling point. . .who wants a maniac?

I thunk u are a disciple of ferocious love making. . . .
Debo is the Canadian champion in 2005-2008. . . . .He flew from Canada to the UK last spring and proved his mettle.
He slammed 3 Brazilian chics in 30 mins to be the intercontinental champion.
This dude is all wheat and he is yet to fail a dope/viagra test.

Deal or no deal before some other members nail him. . . . .Ma cellfone is buzzing already as we speak.

@H
Hmm. . .i'm wondering why you're so up-to-date on his prowess and achievements. . .seems you're more than just his marketer

Even debo sef no go this far. . .or perhaps you're marketing yourself

Cristalz:

@H
Hmm. . .i'm wondering why you're so up-to-date on his prowess and achievements. . .seems you're more than just his marketer

I am his promoter.

Even debo sef no go this far. . .or perhaps you're marketing yourself

I thunk i was disqualified being a Manc, no??

Nice job H, I think I'll retain your services after this deal runs out .

Criz, give your requirements and I'll meet and surpass them.

Hannibal is only giving you a tip of the iceberg.

Hannibal:


I thunk i was disqualified being a Manc, no??

Ohh.  .  .  so that's what this is about  

Mancs are in. Happy? But i thot you said you're off the market. Wanna get back on?  

@debo

Dude,you can't even market yourself. I'm losing interest already 

Seems your ''promoter'' has got ulterior motives tho

Cristalz:

Ohh.  .  .  so that's what this is about?  

I thunk so.

Mancs are in. Happy? But i thot you said you're off the market. Wanna get back on?  

Mancs are in?? Happy Days!!!
I would have loved to get back on but the competition aint FIERCE enough.
Is it possible u include a randy Pompey fan??

Hannibal:

I thunk so.

Mancs are in?? Happy Days!!!
I would have loved to get back on but the competition aint FIERCE enough.
Is it possible u include[b] a randy Pompey fan[/b]??

Not sure Doyin will let you off easy for that 

Debo,see how easily your ''promoter'' has shed you like a snake shedding skin. Life is indeed tough

Na wa. .

I blame Crouch and Defoe for this

look Criz, I don't like to blow my own trumpet - I do action, delivery, results

Thats why I contract marketing to Hannibal

You better get on this train before it moves outta the station

Cristalz:

Not sure Doyin will let you off easy for that  

Doyin is a Pompey fan??  Cheese n Rice!!!
I never knew. . .  
Thunk he supports Newcastle.

Hannibal:

Doyin is a Pompey fan??  Cheese n Rice!!!
I never knew. . .  
Thunk he supports Newcastle.

I can see your nose stretching all the way to Maiduguri

debosky:

look Criz, I don't like to blow my own trumpet - I do action, delivery, results

Thats why I contract marketing to Hannibal

You better get on this train before it moves out of the station

Criztal. . . All i need say is, 'imagine Agege train station. . . .and the Oshodi express.'

lol

Cristalz:

I can see your nose stretching all the way to Maiduguri  

Cris, is it also possible u include a Jehovah-Jireh singing Gaynner in this race??

Hannibal:

Cris, is it also possible u include a Jehovah-Jireh singing Gaynner in this race??

Are you kiddin' me? He is not included. . .too violent He'ld bludgeon you all.

doyin13:

Criztal. . . All i need say is, 'imagine Agege train station. . . .and the Oshodi express.'

Lol Sabotaging now,are we?

Cristalz:

Are you kiddin' me? He is not included. . .too violent He'd bludgeon you all.

I need a FIERCE competition, remember??

Doyin, you dey craze?
Se aiye n ba e ja ni
ti o ba changi location e, ma fi sango shekpe fun e

ti n ba wo idi e

O ti ba je tan

Alakori

stillwater:

lol

Any quality u willing to share?

doyin13:

ti n ba wo idi e

O ti ba je tan

Alakori

ehehe, oye ko ti moh, iwo ni baba wan.
baba alakori, e kpele

Hannibal:

Any quality u willing to share?

No

stillwater:

No

I thunk as much, married woman!!

Hannibal:

I thunk as much, married woman!!

Happily married dear Jealous?

stillwater:

Happily married dear Jealous?

Jealous when i am married to 6 beautiful women??
U gotta be kidding me.

Hannibal:

Jealous when i am married to 6 beautiful women??
You gotta be kidding me.

You wish!!! How do you handle being polygamous in the UK?

stillwater:

You wish!!! How do you handle being polygamous in the UK?

It's the new trend in the UK.
There's now an acute shortage of GOOD men.

Hannibal:

It's the new trend in the UK.
There's now an acute shortage of GOOD men.

Lol, Hannibal? A good man? Lmao!!!