MrCrackles:

na ur bleeding gums i dey take laff abi wetin concern me with ya dirty mouth?!

keep your nosetrils out of my bizness!

"nosetrils" ,

hahah. lol stop fighting children.

What if you have more than two sweethearts like me. Then you do your living for women alone. Please redesign that Topic.

u can't do those bullshit when u're away from your girl for some months lol!

@poster
A whole 44 things? na wah o!

@poster
my advice to u just take it easy on urself cos in an attempt to completing those 44 things to make a woman die 4 you,you might end up dying urself.
and dont think i will

@poster
why would you want a girl to "die "for you in the first place, isnt a girl loving and caring about you and vice versa enough, hmmmn lol

babe no go even faint for you in naija
no matter what you do for her
ha! die ke?
when she get more than four guys at the same time?

o boy na tru yarn

dsunday, this is simply superb. if every naija guy will know all this eh? hum, this world will be a very romantic place to be. keep it up joo

44 tips 2 be a federal mugu,

That all i wanted to say, the tips is nice, i wil try it. Thanks

These re good tips, I think it works both ways, if you do most of these things for a guy as well, he will be forever yours plus cook him nice meals once a while, give him nice massage when he has worked really hard, not nag him, encourage him, be there for him, be patient with him and give him mind blowing sex. he's all yours

how do u handle ur gal when the two of u are far apart and hardly see each other

Templa:

how do u handle ur gal when the two of u are far apart and hardly see each other

pray to God

cathie:

dsunday, this is simply superb. if every naija guy will know all this eh? hum, this world will be a very romantic place to be. keep it up joo

imagine her, who dey deceive u? , i dey do all these for my girl except flings

@poster, you right!
But i don't do all of em, cos she'll eventually think i'm too fake and untrue.
I dey harsh when i suppose harsh, compliment when i desire, rake when she act funny, pretend 2be busy sometimes and not jobless all the time, etc.
Anyways, thanks for de tips!

Good one sha? but na few ones i agree with because babes of now, na wen she dey wit u, na dat time she be ur girlfriend, wen she don leave ur house to her house 4get na voice mail u dey. na God go help us.

no sex?

it is ok to remember that all you have to do is be yourself, if you are not trying to be a player, loving the love of your life will just be like loving yourself,

what a baloney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why some guys think that ladies live for them alone! I got family and friends who need and love me more than that list! sooooooo?

@POSTER,
give her jacket 4 what?, anywayz all these ones na yanz, movies nonsense

the only thing i could read about the whole post was kiss her

dsunday:

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1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?


6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading


11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-ALWAYS HUG HER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN YOU SEE HER.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful,  not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!

oh, and on that last one,  u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get
us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're
mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her


36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS REMIND HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

And im suppose to die for a guy because of this?

U must be having a laugh!

u er not dying cos u er readin it if u where experincing it then i'll bet u'll be dying

what would be your joy when she dies?

u'll becomeb a bad guy girls love bad guys

Igwe.:

what would be your joy when she dies?

Abeg help me ask the poster?

OP, its good to dream but when all day you daydream and fantasize then medical attention becomes a must.

^^^
dude, this thread is old why revive it?

to grad wit 1st class upper i need not do 22 of diz S H I T u just typed besides una go kolo 4 all diz book wen una de read ooooh no wonder [/s] boko haram[/s] some people dey vex 4 dis book wen una de read so, or wa da ya fink. mm??