Islander:

@loyki
seems like you missed me. That batty buoy knows nothing about me.

If you say it often enough,it won't make it true.

@Loyiks

Couldn't help myself.Its hard to have respect for someone her family look down upon as a disgrace.I haven't said anything that wasn't public knowledge,in so far as other Nairalanders have heard it before,even if you haven't.

Chacal is just trying to get laid the only way he can,by chatting to girls on YIM Don't really blame him

I have let it rest though,kind of

@Loyki I have heard you o, About to go back to bed anyway, Unlike the multitude of Nlders, I have a job, 

@Loyika

abeg let them tear themselves out jare . . . .  

at least we get to hear about their Gambian exploits, their shagging MOTHER OF 4 exploits, their cousin shagging exploits and their multiple ids exploits  

but seriously LIKE I SAID EARLIER, ITS PISSING WHEN U HAVE PEEPS GIVING OUT TOO MUCH INFO, SO ANNOYING IT IS THAT VERY SOON SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WILL START REELING OUT THEIR INDIVIDUAL SEXUAL FANTASIES    

@ISLANDER

I understand I-man trying to play funny about the Fyne-begging issue and I know there is no way that I could have been involved cos we were not chatting then . . .but then forget it all and look away from this shebang  . . . haba ! deal ?  

@Chacal

am lost for words to tell u . . .u know I know u inside out so keep at ur ways, get more creative, ur lines are getting fast archaic coming from a self-acclaimed WORDSMITH    

@Ritchboi

I wonder how all/any of this is directly ur biz ? must u stick ur nose in this ?

its so obvious that the characters involved are people that had known themselves from way back but u seem to want to add ur bit by force  

take it easy boi . . . some battles arent worth getting into  

yeah . . . . back to footie

I-man:

If you say it often enough,it won't make it true.

@Loyiks

Couldn't help myself.Its hard to have respect for someone her family look down upon as a disgrace.I haven't said anything that wasn't public knowledge,in so far as other Nairalanders have heard it before,even if you haven't.

I swear you should join Comedy Central, One family member disgraced herself and the rest of us by picking up a gutter rat and you come here spitting thrash.  Bat if I were you I would be busily getting my  life in order, Men on the DL are the largest contributors to the spreading of the big A.

Anyway you bore me with your recycled rantings, let me go look for  a more interesting thread to do my thing, but I will be back,

And Imani my prayers for you isn that you will adopt some self confidence.  yea I heard in real life you are a novice, won't dare watch another human in the eye, However behind a computer every Mumu becomes a "king", And just a quick question, errrmmmmm do you by any chance are taking hormones?  I swear that phone convo we had I mistook you for Michael Jackson, such a high pitch voice for a man.LOL

@kit,
Let me sleep on that for a while . Whenever I get riled up unnecessary it takes a while for me to come back to earth.

LOL, The gambian exploit was for my Autobiography, LOL, (it is an inside joke),

Anyway am back to bed, will torment you later

^{*peeps, wiv helmet*}

@mc omo and loyiks
ese gan ooh adupe
chei, since yesterday nite

anyho, what do y'all think bout our match today
don't u feel keegan will get his ak ready for us?

@ Loyika,

Lets analyse the situation.

Man Utd is on top of the league . . . .We shall control our destiny.
We don't need to check what Arsenal played to leap-frog y'all.

Secondly, You are facing Man Utd at OT in the FA Cup.
A kid of 3 knows a defeat is inevitable for the GAYnners.
Home advantage et al plus United's form will carry us through.

Lastly, Its AC Milan in the Uefa Champions League.
Blimey. . . . . Have u seen Pato?
What Berbatov and Lennon can do, Pato will do better.
Be warned.

@ Hymen(I-man),

Yet another waste of bandwidth from a PIECE OF BLACK SHIT.
The same ol' recycled garbage time and time again.
You will produce idiots if u marry a fool like you.

How's your palm-oil self-servicer of a Dad doing in the village?
I was looking through his facebook and one of his devious hobbies is playing 5-A-SIDE game.
To all neutrals, 5-a-side game is a game of 5 minutes where 5 fingers working as a unit/in unison are wrapped firmly around a wrinkled cock playing against 5 cups of PALM-OIL. . Lest i forget, it requires no match official.

@ MC Omo,

You know me inside out? You wish . . . . .
I have warned my folks in Lagos to unleash 'em PIT-BULLS on u the next time u do your usual RECCE on ma street.
Your pictures have been distributed to all em Vigilante groups and Bow n Arrow totting Mallams.

I would have taken you Island hopping to view a few of his creations shattered throughout the Islands. He died leaving a legacy

well wat can i possibly expect from you when all ur wretched dad left behind is a SHATTERED LEGACY

loyika,


Jackal,
Razz rip me to bits? that must be the joke of the millenium!!!!!!!!!!!! you of all people should know i KILL retards as a hobby.

@ritchgoat
using to word "shattered" is a coloquial way of saying erected, constructed. The only mistake i made was not to have enclosed it in quotation marks. And it was done in my haste. Now goat I have no time to waste with you, Get lost, I dont have luck with ugly people,

ManU - Arsenal. . .

Biggest match of the FA Cup so far. I can't wait to see the match. Fire crackers. . and I am sure there will be a fight somewhere.

Don't wanna stick my neck out now. . that said, I favour ManU to go through. OT consideration plus they are on fire.

Jeez

Its like if ya'll are registered for the "Diss Olympics" or something. Alright then, who amongs ya'll is on steriods like Marion Jones, cause when this all dies down, i will be awarding Loyika's "Medal of honours"  

Chacal

YOUR HAVING A LAUGH MATE!!

When last did ya'll beat us

Ritch

If you don't turn/walk away from this RIGHT NOW!!, We will pull your "Gunner" memebership card oh!!

GOONER 89

@rithchboy
please now, for wenger's sake leave this matter
we've got two scary fixtures in one week coming and your not concerned
anyways, islander, i-man and the rest of them lot have been for sumtime now
why do u just want to get caught in the middle

@jackal
u need to understand that there is no way u guys will beat us this season
my prediction is a 1-1 at OT and a goal-less at emirates
it's so glaring that arsenal have built too much pride this season(apart from the 5-1) to throw it away to divino or sum other prsn

@ Loyika,

Seriously speaking, i sense a scouse conspiracy at Soho Square.
United meets yet another Premiership team in the FA cup and Liverpool keeps playing Barnsley or Havant and Waterlooshit.
We play Arsenal, who do we get next? Inter Milan, Brazil 1970 team or Nigeria's 94 team.
The draw is fraudulent. Something is dodgy here. How can we draw Premiership opposition in 14 of the last 17 FA cup draws?
Blimey . . . This is the 10th Premiershiip team on the bounce. Random draw? Yer having a laugh.
Is it because we are called THE RED DEVILS?

@ Eldee,

You are taking the piss if u think Arsenal will come to OT and win.
1 billion viewers will be tuning to watch this. We can derail your season if we whup your Arses.
Ferguson Vs Wenger. . . . Ronaldo Vs Adebayor. . . . . . .Anderson versus Fabregas.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My main gripe with this draw is that the tie will be moved to sunday to be BBC's tie of the round.
It means one day less to recover before UEFA duty . . . Thank God we are playing Lyon and not AC Milan.
If the FA are serious about supporting English teams' European campaigns, then the match should be played on friday; if they are only interested in TV money, it will be on Sunday. What a shame!!!!!!!!!!!

loyika,
i'm already turning/walking

eldee,
no sweat bro.about the fixtures,nothing too scary
i predict another 2-2 draw at OT,we should dispatch em lucifers in the replay
Milan?we should beat them 2-0 @ the emirates n draw 0-0 at the san siro.

Jackal,
so your just noticing?by the way who n who did chelsea play on their way to win the FA/Carling cup last season?
arsenal had to play everton away,tottenham home and away,and liverpool away.in the fa cup we played liverpool away too.and now we have to go to OT? i smell russian blood money!!!!!!!!!!!!

everybody just wan show im "DISS" strenght sha .

the island one,
do go ahead and get this sleep whilst u can still make out time for it.
someone should be needing you wild awake for some activities for the latter parts of the day

cougar,
come tell these folks not to indulge the curse words too seriously, will ya !

ritchboy,
yeah yeah, keep sniffing.
very soon ur nostrils will be sniffing on a russian's AK-47 barrel

@Ritchboy

Well I guess we might be a bit lucky though. . . but to win the competition you must be willing to beat anyone. . . our last season FA cup wasn't like that. . it was premiership all the way. .

@ wormedup,

Whats been up, homie?
Do u guys have to buy your way to the Quad?
I can't believe Chelsea is still in the quad race . . . .See what i was saying about Avram Grant and Akola wanted to maim me?
Grant is on the same level with Jose Mourinho plus he brings no BAD PUBLICITY to Chelsea.

@ Ritchboy,

Don't even think about it.
1-1 at OT against Arsenal? Forget it.
United will bludgeon Arsenal to death.
Have u forgotten about the HOLY TRINITY? They will be supported by ANDERSON, SCHOLES, OWEN and CARRICK.
It will be a rout. . . . I predict another 5-1 SCORELINE.

@WORMY

why call out Cougar again from his hibernation  

Chacal is bak as the KING OF SCUM, talk to him instead  

@jackal
i never said we'll win at OT, i said we'll draw there and earn a replay at emirates
and u know how we do at the new home of football
Van P and Toure back, no more errors
while dudu will be on the bench charging for AC

Nah, friday'll be too harsh on the fixture
the weather will be too harsh, let's just hope they leave it for saturday
with the whole world waiting for another Fergie V Wenger
i don't think them beebs knew they'll get so much ratings this early

@ritchboy
errone knows wenger will go back to the 4-5-1
with vp playing the reyes role at AC
i don't expect too many goals

@ eldee,

A DRAW at OT?
The last time we drew there was the first game of the season against Reading.
United will not play 4-5-1 like y'all. We will be going for the jugular. . . .
Just lemme have the HOLY TRINITY upfront and watch how APACHE will take your shitty defence apart.

I can't wait to see the SHOWDOWN between Anderson and Fabregas again.
It makes me happy when i see wonderboy Anderson takes the piss on Fabregas.
SCORELINE: Man Utd 5-1 Arsenal.

i never said we'll win at OT, i said we'll draw there and earn a replay at emirates

Na draw una dey pray for? Inferiority complex,I no blame una.

The best thing is that the game comes few days before your Milan game.It will be a real test of character of the Arsenal players,it makes things harder for them.

Can't predict anything until the game approaches.

@Chacal

You dey check out men for Facebook? Sorry o,we sabi say poverty dey you screw you up for UK,but you want become male escort?

Chacal:

@ eldee,

A DRAW at OT?
The last time we drew there was the first game of the season against Reading.
United will not play 4-5-1 like y'all. We will be going for the jugular. . . .
. Just let me have the HOLY TRINITY upfront and watch how APACHE will take your shitty defence apart.

I can't wait to see the SHOWDOWN between Anderson and Fabregas again.
It makes me happy when i see wonderboy Anderson takes the piss on Fabregas.
SCORELINE: Man Utd 5-1 Arsenal

5-1 yeah right, is fabianski keeping, or do u think hoyte will play CB
you know how adebayor does, no stress, the simple cross will come and he'll just happen to be in the right place
and besides, u guys don't merit our ECL formation, we beat u wiv 4-4-2 last season
anderson v fab4 is what i'm a lil bit concerned of,
with the kind of passes fab will be sendin, hope that LovePeddler-client won't injure him before tuesday

@ Hymen,

This is why i think u are a doofus.
Firstly, your Dad sent the invitation on fbk. . . . .Besides, he stays in village in Nigeria playing his 5-a-side game employing Wenger's formation.
Let him patronise the Mallams and cattle-rearers if he needs a male escort.

Talking about poverty . . . I will feed your whole pedigree without breaking any sweats
This is why i don't have to sleep with a divorcee mum of 4 kids to earn a decent living.

@ Eldee,

Wishful thinking. Owen Hargreaves will handle Fabregas.
His form of late has been appaling. He needs to step up his game.
Ronaldo's form has been so overpowering no one seems to remember Cesc again.

Anderson on the other hand has been tenacious.
His cameo appearance on sunday was just top draw.
I have no doubt in ma mind that Anderson will take Fab4 to the cleaners again.

Man-for-man,Arsenal's first 11 probably matches ours.4 or 5 of their players will get a starting shirt in our first 11.

The key however,is that your players don't have strength in depth and are getting easily fatigued.That is where we hold an edge coming into the business end of the season.

If Arsenal are not careful,they face getting knocked out within a short space of time from the 2 competitions.Van Persie is the new Saha,heard he is addicted to painkiller medications.Its karma that is messing up the Dutch rapist.

Negative!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only Arsenal player that will play in Man Utd team as we speak is Bacary Sagna!!!!
I will not trade VDS for Almunia neither will i CHOOSE any of the Arsenal strikers over the HOLY TRINITY.
Anderson is better than Fabregas any day. He might prove this next season.
Giggs at 34 is even better than Thomas Rosicky . . . .
United all the way.
Like i have predicted earlier . . . .I sniff anutha DE JAVU for ARSENAL(The disintegration of a season in ONE WEEK!!!!)

You saying Cesc is not better than Scholes or Anderson?Check out the number of assists and goals Cesc creates compared to those 2.His record beat Carrick/Scholes and Anderson combined.

I think Anderson is a much bigger talent but for now,Cesc is better.

Rosicky won't make it past Giggs? Giggs is a shadow of himself.Even Nani is now more creative,going by assists,than the Welsh wizard.

Don't know about you,but I will trade Gallas for Rio.

Thinking of it,only 4 Arses will make it into our lineup.But it will be ridiculous to claim only LaSagna has a chance.

Looked at Rosicky v Giggs for the umpteenth time.Its borderline whose stats are better

Rosicky has 2 goal assists to Giggs 4 in the league.27 goal attempts created to 57 attempts created by Giggs but Rosicky has scored 6 goals to Giggs 2

These guys can't help but discuss Arsenal on their thread.

Comparing Giggs with Rosicky? Hmmm!

ayusman16:

These guys can't help but discuss Arsenal on their thread.

Comparing Giggs with Rosicky? Hmmm!

Schmuck,no be Arsenal v Man Utd we dey discuss? Are they not head-to-head in 2 major competitions?

@jackal
if we get a good replacement, sagna is living on borrowed time
VDS, Rio and Brown can't make our team, G neville is rusty
Carrick and Hagreaves are ok but they seem not to perform at the right time
Fab4 had 13 assists in the league last season Divino had 14 or 15
no other player came near, rosicky has one eye for goals that giggs has lost
watch our porthsmouth and newcastle matches to confirm
hleb can play both left and right so watchu talking bout?
we match u guys man for man

I will still have Giggs over Rosicky that runs around like a headless chicken.
Ryan Giggs is a decoy . . . .He has got the mojo to run riot over defenders and i agree age has affected his pace and shooting boots.
A moment of brilliance from Giggsy is PRICELESS . . . . Still cannot forget his disguised cross for EL-APACHE's goal against CHELSEA at OT.

Rio Ferdinand Vs Gallas. . . . I am having a laugh.
I saw Rio against the Scousers at Anfield and i think he is the most under-rated defender in the Premiership.
Rio loses concentration more often than Gallas but when he decides to put the boot in . . . .He is the best in UK.

I saw how the duo of Berbatov and Keane ripped Gallas' heart out against Spurs.
His positional sense is appaling . . . .Kolo Toure does all the dirty job for him and without Toure. . . Gallas is a Arrow.
He was a better player in Chelsea. The captain's arm-band has gotten to him like it affected John Terry after being made England captain.

POUND FOR POUND . . . . .Only Bacary Sagna and probably Hleb(if Ronaldo switches to the left) will play in United's first XI.