WHY DID U OPEN THIS IF URE NOT A GIRL
DUHHH!!!!!!
ANYWAY THE QUESTION I WANTED TO ASK ALL THE GIRLS AND MAMMAS ON NAIRALAND IS WAT REALLY CAN I DO TO TRICK A GIRL OUT, I MEAN LIKE I DONT WANNA LOSE HER BUT THE ONLY THING SHE ASKED ME TO BUY 4 HER WAS A NOVEL AND I HAVENT DONE DAT, HAHAHA, I RARELY HAVE TIME TO DO DAT BUT I WANNA MAKE UP FOR THAT BY DOING SOMETHING FOR HER THIS CHRISTMAS, I NEEED SUGGESTIONS FROM GUYS AND GIRLS

Find time and buy all the novels she likes that you can lay hands on.

shegirl71:

Find time and buy all the novels she likes that you can lay hands on.

and also call her always,,like 3 to 4 times daily,,,,,,,,,,it shows u care

okay,i think ima start by buying novels but arrgggggg,
i wanna do something big this christmas,

u can start by sleeping so that you can dream of the many things you can do for her this christmas, because left to me your question is just wasting away precious thread space.

i can see why you wanted only girls to view your thread, because you obviously think
that they are the only sect of the human specie that would buy and fall for such a shallow question like the one you sent,

I TOT THE LADIES WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER,IF ONLY U HAD THE KINDA GIRL I HAVE THEN U WOULD BE ASKING HOW U CAN DO EVEN MORE THAN BEING A HUMAN BEING,
SHEEEEEEEE GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

playah P:

WHY DID U OPEN THIS IF URE NOT A GIRL
DUHHH!!!!!!
ANYWAY THE QUESTION I WANTED TO ASK ALL THE GIRLS AND MAMMAS ON NAIRALAND IS what REALLY CAN I DO TO TRICK A GIRL OUT, I MEAN LIKE I don't want to LOSE HER BUT THE ONLY THING SHE ASKED ME TO BUY 4 HER WAS A NOVEL AND I HAVENT DONE that, HAHAHA, I RARELY HAVE TIME TO DO that BUT I want to MAKE UP FOR THAT BY DOING SOMETHING FOR HER THIS CHRISTMAS, I NEEED SUGGESTIONS FROM GUYS AND GIRLS

Why dat long You sure u serious at all

why are you now asking about xmas?

But if you want to know just ask yourself. What does she like to do in her spare time? what hobbies does she have? What did she look at the last time yall went window shopping? What does she NEED? What does she WANT?

Start there to make your list

@Poster
Olodo

Wendy80:

and also call her always,,like 3 to 4 times daily,,,,,,,,,,it shows u care

why should he call a bitch 3-4 times daily? u stupid?

Let her know u busy nigga, and slam that pussie when she spreads

the leg wide open!

naawee:

why should he call a bitch 3-4 times daily? u stupid?

Let her know u busy nigga, and slam that pussie when she spreads

the leg wide open!

No he is not stupid. Actully he is the one that would get to "slam the puzzy", not u cuz you dont show that you care enough.

i'll tell you what, on christmas early morning get five friends and ya'll should bombard her house with fire works and explosives it will make her heart melt

richo:

i'll tell you what, on christmas early morning get five friends and ya'll should bombard her house with fire works and explosives it will make her heart melt

what if her fatha dont like explosives

@ poster

shey the girl go summarise all wetin she go read ni , abi werrin be that one sef, novel , very absurd need.

u too wan buy am novel , shey u dey craze ni , she no want d i c k , na novel she dey cry about. abegi , yi wo e si owun

sistawoman:

No he is not stupid. Actully he is the one that would get to "slam the puzzy", not u because you don't show that you care enough.

Thats far frm the truth. You always sound so theoretical. Be pragmatic, sista! This is not how the bitchy game of attraction works. Want to slam a pussie?

Dudes, let her understand she's like others on the queue.
Dudes, let her understand she's seeing the exit as fast she joined the queue if she acts all too worked up!

If only you can do these things in a very condescendin' though caring way, dude, she'll be all over you. You are in control and never allow a bitch be in control of a situation.

Mr. caring guy is always a wussie and most times, rarely slams pussie except that pussie is so, so sex-starved!

Dudes, get to work! And reserve ur 2 cents for using my effective clues. Else, you gon' to see those pussies cudgelin' you friggin black d**k real bad!

@ naawee
i pity ur mother, sisters and ur entire female generation,,,,,,,u are such a dumb fool

Wendy80:

@ naawee
i pity ur mother, sisters and ur entire female generation,,,,,,,u are such a dumb fool

I might be a dumb fool but you are an old ass dicky bitch with a malodorously stinkin' black pussie that has been ravaged in all forms of its carnality!

Bitch, quit hatin' on real niggaz and go get f**ked real hard. And hang in there, BITCH!
Bitch, quit bein' a bitch, BITCH!
You are nothing but a really cheapened regular bitch, BITCH!

naawee:

Thats far frm the truth. You always sound so theoretical. Be pragmatic, sista! This is not how the bitchy game of attraction works. Want to slam a pussie?

Dudes, let her understand she's like others on the queue.
Dudes, let her understand she's seeing the exit as fast she joined the queue if she acts all too worked up!

If only you can do these things in a very condescendin' though caring way, dude, she'll be all over you. You are in control and never allow a bitch be in control of a situation.

Mr. caring guy is always a wussie and most times, rarely slams pussie except that pussie is so, so sex-starved!

Dudes, get to work! And reserve ur 2 cents for using my effective clues. Else, you gon' to see those pussies cudgelin' you friggin black d**k real bad!

This question was for females. Are you a hermaphrodite now? Cant we just have something that is our own and not have you jumping in it with your nonsence? He does not have a chickenhead, that is apparent because she reads.

This way that you are taking with the females will get you some but the chickenheads only as it appears you are a roster.

Peace my brother, when you grow up and are ready to play with the women then holla there are a few nice sista here on NL.

@ naawee
FAKE MUMU

@ nawee, how can I be like you?

n-guage:

@ nawee, how can I be like you?

Must you be like him? No,all you need is a little bit of character and you can hold your own against any freaking lady.

Take my advice seriously

She ONLY asked for a novel,
how much does a novel cost?
since she specifically asked for a novel, I advice you buy her a novel and forget about this shing ding you are planning for christmas cause it wont work

She might be trying to know the kind of person you are

and please dont wait till christmas[s]do it tommorrow[/sub]
you might send the wrong message across if you wait that long

im kinda really busy and i love taking my leave(3 months) during december period so i can have a long time to spend with my family and friends and probably see the world soo i intend taking her to somewhere quite coooool but since u said i should do it now(maybe 2morrow)
i think ima take a leave from work as soon as possible, hmmmm

naawee:

I might be a dumb fool but you are an old ass dicky bitch with a malodorously stinkin' black pussie that has been ravaged in all forms of its carnality!

Bitch, quit hatin' on real niggaz and go get f**ked real hard. And hang in there, BITCH!
Bitch, quit bein' a bitch, BITCH!
You are nothing but a really cheapened regular bitch, BITCH!

Anya m afugo nti m in vis thread

How on earth do pple get on wiv u in the ist place?,wiv so much of yo post laced with vulagarism n wantom obscenities,u sure stand out as the most uncouth guy av seen on NL

the girl said buy a novel.

So find out what kind of genres she might like, and buy it/them for her?

because she didnt say buy recharge card, you're here scratching your head?

Seriously, if a guy is trying to get on my good side, all he has to do is buy me an Agatha Christie novel.

@ rubypearl-you dig poirot?

Don_Ese125:

@ rubypearl-you dig poirot?

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee him!
I love his movies esp.
He's so. . . .so out of this world
He's the best detective.
Mary or abi na mary jane's movie sucks! But her books her better than poirot's.

Give me a combination of 2hrs of silent, Agatha Christie book, a rainy day, water and cookies. . . .that's the best present someone can ever give me

n-guage:

@ nawee, how can I be like you?

all u need 2 be like him is 2 be fake,dumb and stupid
@ 8ball
are u from enugu state?

Wendy80:

all u need 2 be like him is 2 be fake,dumb and stupid

No nigga can ever sound or be like me. How can anyone be when they've not even pass through academic rigor, sports rigor (I'm a fuckin' BlackBelter in Tae Kwon Do and a one time champion in the ITF championships--go check the records), not to talk of hood rigor, how about hustlin Boston to the block? You guys are all shit!

You can't even be as dumb as I am because I am so damn fuckin' dumb-smart. My level of dumbness is 8 B-ball levels above your friggin' self-acclaimed intelligence. Tell me one accomplishment you've made in life to date that made people, not only your folks, stare at you in awe?

I can list lotta godamn awards I got from being highly academically smart and proficient in my extra-curriculars when I was in high-school and college. Just had to f**k this school shit because it started makin' me sick and fuckin' teachers and profs were busy complainin' that 2H2H too crazy albeit with a high IQ--I'm proud of that because my hood respects me for that; they just can't make the moves I make nor talk the way I talk!

My hood showed me love but were stupid enough to do it in a humble way at the beginnin'. Now, I'm in control and busy accumulatin' funds. Soon you be sayin' eh, is 2H2H, huh, that guy from Nland? You friends will will be sayin' yeah,

that nigga be crippin' deep 24/7;
that nigga be blazin' his hood 360;
that nigga stays hard all da time;


2H2H is fuckin' keepin' it real.

And you'll be like huh? That dude's turned so multifigure.

You can't even see me bitch! I've advised you to go get yourself laid so at least you would be able to think properly in your self-acclaimed way of thinkin' intelligently, BITCH.

God, Bitch, go sleep in a room with no window, BITCH! I'ma spankily smack your wacky black ass n stinky pissy pussie intoto!

Damn! What a BITCH! So disgustin'!

fake fooool!!!! :p :p