DONMAYOR19: Morning sammy and everyone here.

3Dimension: Sammyhoe why u go rush come become pagelord again.


Oya I don set table o.

SammyHoe:

L l, dictatorship mode activated... no food for anyone until my regime is over

*let me eat my food in private jare, nobody kuku dey see me *

3Dimension: even if u go eat am alone at least u go put am for table.


*making arrangement to snatch it from the table as soon as possible*

SammyHoe:

Yes, I go put am for table, but Odward will stand by me to prevent you ( or anyone) from coming close to me. Abi pagelady(Omortolah) is it not good? I said till my pagelording period expires I will be serving myself alone(not even you my pagelady)...every citizen of this kingdom should be fasting and praying while I privately eat the whole food

Odward: Point of correction sammyhoe....while we privately eat the food and they fast

SammyHoe:

Agreed!!!

* let's eat ours and yoyolise d rest for them until my regime ends...at d HIP HOUSE I have already poured d remaining yoyo bitters inside d bottle in the food there. Imagine, everybody was sad after eating d last meal there *

@ Everyone in this kingdom, listen to the PAGELORD. As from today, YOYO BITTERS shall be replacing all the waters in the tanks; our taps and well shall now begin to gush out YOYO; our pepper shall be 'Ata yoyoyo=over peppery' *

Thanks, Sammy Hoe
Secretary: Lorlaahlozz
Adviser: Odward

SammyHoe:

Gud morning sir. How was your nite?

Odward: *with food in the mouth*hmmm,dis is quite delicious*eats finish and starts.......operation YOYO!!!

DONMAYOR19: my night make sense wella, but as I dey talk to u now, no food to eat because u don serve urself all the food....ur ojoro don dey too dey obvious o, try change before I go arrange Momoh and Deinde together for u o....

SammyHoe:

Yes, I go put am for table, but Odward will stand by me to prevent you ( or anyone) from coming close to me. Abi pagelady(Omortolah) is it not good? I said till my pagelording period expires I will be serving myself alone(not even you my pagelady)...every citizen of this kingdom should be fasting and praying while I privately eat the whole food

SammyHoe:

Haba! Only Momoh sef I no fit cope with, let alone the two of them. I lucky say u no include Gbagi. Na him I fear pass.

DONMAYOR19: lol....see fear, now imagine waaitin Aluko and yemi's family dey pass thru now, meanwhile I don already contact Deinde and momoh 4 u, make I just beg momoh to come with Gbagi when coming, that guy go fit u for the injustice when u dey do here now, u dey chop ur pagelord alone, dey serve urself food alone. No escape route for u today...

3Dimension: Whey the food wey una pour yoyo bitters put now?

SammyHoe:

Agreed!!!

* let's eat ours and yoyolise d rest for them until my regime ends...at d HIP HOUSE I have already poured d remaining yoyo bitters inside d bottle in the food there. Imagine, everybody was sad after eating d last meal there *

@ Everyone in this kingdom, listen to the PAGELORD. As from today, YOYO BITTERS shall be replacing all the waters in the tanks; our taps and well shall now begin to gush out YOYO; our pepper shall be 'Ata yoyoyo=over peppery' *

Thanks, Sammy Hoe
Secretary: Lorlaahlozz
Adviser: Odward

SammyHoe:

Ah surrendah

SammyHoe:

So bro u live in yola?

amsad19:
Yeah i live in Yola do u knw any1 there?

SammyHoe:

E dey room 7. This is room 8 (page

SammyHoe:

I was posted there for NYSC last yr, but I decamped(redeployed) and found myself in Osun state.

3Dimension: aren't u from osun?

SammyHoe:

i stayed there after my NYSC. I'm from lagos.

3Dimension: u working dir?

SammyHoe:

I was posted there for NYSC last yr, but I decamped(redeployed) and found myself in Osun state.

amsad19:
Lolx why did u decamp?

SammyHoe:

No govt job yet...just home coaching here and there. I finished service February. Any job for me?

3Dimension: finished mine @ akure june. Would have loved to stay back buh I'm back to lagos.

SammyHoe:

Whr in Lagos? I stay around Cement area there, btw Ikeja and Dopemu.