Boy: Do you have a
boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to
have a boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good for the man
to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for
him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever
does not love does not know
God, because God is
love."
GIRL: And how do I know
you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For
out of the abundance of the
heart the mouth
speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure
that you're loyal and
honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and
earth will pass away,
but my words will never
pass away."
GIRL: Hmmm why me? There
are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things,
but you surpass them all."
GIRL: So what is in me that
you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there
is no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that
beautiful...you 're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm
is deceptive, and beauty
is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be
praised."
GIRL: What happens
if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore
man shall leave his
father and his mother and
hold fast to his wife, and they
shall become one
flesh."
GIRL: How come you know
the scriptures this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book
of the Law shall not depart from
your mouth,
but you shall meditate on it
day and night, so that you
may be careful to do all
that is written in it. For then
you will make your way
prosperous and you will
have good success."
GIRL: Wooow, I can see u
really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste
and see that the Lord is good!
Blessed is the man
who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give
me time to think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren, whatever is true,
whatever is
honourable, whatever is
just, whatever is pure, whatever
is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is
anything worthy of praise,
think about these things."
GIRL: Awwww I love you
already
BOY: Revelation 3:11 Behold I
come quickly!

Add Yours!!!

naijaboiy: nice

Thanks Dear.....

That is on the basis that the girl is suceptible and maintains dialogue. Don't dare! In reality its boring. Funny to read though.

* Walks into thread, looks around. Brings out d!ck, urinates on op's head and walks out *

lol. behold I come quickly

Hermanie: * Walks into thread, looks around. Brings out d!ck, urinates on op's head and walks out *

Dude na u get that chewing stickHaaa! Was wondering when Seun opened a playground for kids on NL

e no go ever work for this naija.

vicadex07: e no go ever work for this naija.

Lolz but e fit work 4 my church oooo...Lolz

priscaoge:
Lolz but e fit work 4 my church oooo...Lolz

Name and address of your church pls...I want to come for sunday service. Tenk

Awesome lol

i dont want a holy way ...i want a romantic way

temigracie: i dont want a holy way ...i want a romantic way

Challenge accepted

oooopss:
Challenge accepted

lolz

temigracie: lolz

U are cute when u smile

I'm wondering what d guy would say when she asks him how much is in his bank account

lifehacker: I'm wondering what d guy would say when she asks him how much is in his bank account

proverbs * vs *
fOR MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!

lifehacker:
proverbs * vs *
fOR MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!

you come quickly lol!!

pomide: you come quickly lol!!

taste and see, saith d lord

Hey OP! Checked out your pix,you are worth some efforts. Now,do you want a holy way or a pagan way,i can make the latter worth your while...hot,romantic and mind blowing!!!!

frank043: Hey OP! Checked out your pix,you are worth some efforts. Now,do you want a holy way or a pagan way,i can make the latter worth your while...hot,romantic and mind blowing!!!!

Lmao! Am a christian so let's do it in a holy way*Zooms Off*

priscaoge:
Lmao! Am a christian so let's do it in a holy way*Zooms Off*

Hey!cutie...cmon,you cant just zoom off oo...we have to do this together,ok? If you want a holy way,so be it. No wahala...you will enjoy it,just feel free and flow with me

Hi Nne, u are such a damsel. Pls can we have privacy?
Thx