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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 10, 2014
Hehehehe,smh
desdichando: dem don dey cum, one by one
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:22pm On Aug 10, 2014
u are the first truest dude telln us the truth...but i feel its half truth...a frd workn off the shores of money said babes were brought by ship/boat to their barges...based on code though..dunno hw true this is
iiichidodo: Ofcourse one can never go wrong with a well stocked pornoography video gallery...that is if seasickness dont get to you first. Variety is the spice of life so it is always welcome to exchange galleries with 'like minds'.Otherwise undergoin mind numbing activites like staring over the blue horizon might be your lot..
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by chukz4real(m): 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2014
EMEKA1MILLION: As for those of us working offshore, Ph Babes will fly speed boat to come cure your Konji... Bonny... Oh Bonny Babes grin

You should be talking about swamp and not deep waters I suppose. The houseboats used in swamp will get lost if it dares crosses to seawater. Offshore, aside the FPSO's and platforms, you have thruster enabled vessels mostly owned by Sea Trucks Group named Jascons....

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2014
i misss u a lot grin grin grin
my other 2 monikers says hi also cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
trendiitee:
No be u I dey find?? Jealous of wetin sef
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Bizibi(m): 8:25pm On Aug 10, 2014
mehn u guys are really trying...keep it up
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:26pm On Aug 10, 2014
Quite interesting..............
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by ifyn4real(m): 8:26pm On Aug 10, 2014
bigtalla:
You sound like have been on ABO FPSO.. Anyway, you forgot to add that there are emergency drills performed on a routine basis (fire, toxic gases, Pirates, man-over board, etc). Also, people (especially first times) tend to develop sea sickness (nausea and vomiting).unfortunately for me, my shift made me miss, Xmas, new year, Easter, anniversaries last year.. But in all, when u see your pay slip, you somehow forget the pains...lol.,. Am a subsea engineer
Since i stated sailing i have Missed New year, Xmas, Easter for the past 3 years and counting, all because my work time didnt fall as i wanted undecided
Am a Marine engineer.
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by sirugos(m): 8:27pm On Aug 10, 2014
PiperAlpha:
Impressive!! I wish to work offshore too one day.
ur name is very funny. Do U know about piperalpha tragedy? If U have written Nibosh exam you will know more on it. @op. Working in offshore or land. Is a nice experience. It makes you meet several kind of people both white and black. I represent land for now. Gbaran LNG bayelsa
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by trendiitee(f): 8:28pm On Aug 10, 2014
desdichando: i misss u a lot grin grin grin
my other 2 monikers says hi also cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
me miss u too... Regrds to dem

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 8:28pm On Aug 10, 2014
chukz4real:

You should be talking about swamp and not deep waters I suppose. The houseboats used in swamp will get lost if it dares crosses to seawater. Offshore, aside the FPSO's and platforms, you have thruster enabled vessels mostly owned by Sea Trucks Group named Jascons....
my friend what are u even saying, 80% of sea truck vessels are service boats of not more than 100m LOA... Am a 3rd officer on board Mt diddi (that's if you've heard of her) and what do u know about thrusters?
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by poiZon: 8:29pm On Aug 10, 2014
ifyn4real: i work with NLNG international going vessel, you work for just 14 days, mehn your own better, i work for 6 months and if your reliever did not come when you are due for offsign, you will have to do another two months, depending where the vessel is heading to, if its Asia(japan, china, s/korea, thailand, taiwan, India, Malayaisa so no) e don be for u be dat cry and they will never bother to fly you to naija, Except u Lie that you lost someone grin





bro i need a shippng job, hw i fit go abt am. hv almost all d papers from safety to oiltanker familiarizatn n medicals. thnx
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by ifyn4real(m): 8:30pm On Aug 10, 2014
sirugos: ur name is very funny. Do U know about piperalpha tragedy? If U have written Nibosh exam you will know more on it. @op. Working in offshore or land. Is a nice experience. It makes you meet several kind of people both white and black. I represent land for now. Gbaran LNG bayelsa
is that a shell owned vessel LNG bayelsa?
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Wiinnd(m): 8:33pm On Aug 10, 2014
bigtalla: The first survival lesson is "Conserve your energy to enable you stay alive for a longer time"
That is a bit scary. Have you ever experienced such mishaps?
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by smudge2079(m): 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
Mehnnn. Av been dreaming. I studied Geology but still doing d ultimate search & hoping my dreams come true someday.

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iiichidodo: 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
desdichando: u are the first truest dude telln us the truth...but i feel its half truth...a frd workn off the shores of money said babes were brought by ship/boat to their barges...based on code though..dunno hw true this is
That has to be a very risky not to mention a complex amd complicated operation ferrying ladies up and about....Cannot trust my willie inside a strange orifice other than my sweetheart's...So we prefer porrno...The best of the best..

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
sirugos: ur name is very funny. Do U know about piperalpha tragedy? If U have written Nibosh exam you will know more on it. @op. Working in offshore or land. Is a nice experience. It makes you meet several kind of people both white and black. I represent land for now. Gbaran LNG bayelsa
I have spotted lng bayelsa like twice and it's an amazing mighty yellow vessel springing almost 290m LOA, if u work on board the goddess then I envy u broda
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Truckpusher(m): 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
This is what an FPSO looks like.

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by flyingdutchman(m): 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
Hehehe grin Men are showing themselves here! How Mark and Floyd doing? Giacinto nko? wink
bigtalla:
You sound like have been on ABO FPSO.. Anyway, you forgot to add that there are emergency drills performed on a routine basis (fire, toxic gases, Pirates, man-over board, etc). Also, people (especially first times) tend to develop sea sickness (nausea and vomiting).unfortunately for me, my shift made me miss, Xmas, new year, Easter, anniversaries last year.. But in all, when u see your pay slip, you somehow forget the pains...lol.,. Am a subsea engineer
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by giles14(m): 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
estyann: I wish to be there o but I've never seen them advertise vacancies for production chemist or its equivalent....
pls wich one is production chemist. frm which university
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
nice..thnks 4 ur honesty
iiichidodo: That has to be a very risky not to mention a complex amd complicated operation ferrying ladies up and about....Cannot trust my willie inside a strange orifice other than my sweetheart's...So we prefer porrno...The best of the best..

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 8:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
poiZon:





bro i need a shippng job, hw i fit go abt am. hv almost all d papers from safety to oiltanker familiarizatn n medicals. thnx
tanker familiarization and medical has a tiny chance of getting on board a reasonable sea going vessel...
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
hmmm all ds babes v left sexuality/romance section and ported here angry angry angry angry angry

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by flyingdutchman(m): 8:39pm On Aug 10, 2014
grin grin grin Girls like big boyz die!!! See her mouth like POPCORN grin grin grin
desdichando: dem don dey cum, one by one

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iiichidodo: 8:40pm On Aug 10, 2014
desdichando: nice..thnks 4 ur honesty
Its a pleasure...
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Wiinnd(m): 8:41pm On Aug 10, 2014
salamso96: This thread is a highly motivating one. Am a student Of Mechanical and productions engineering here in Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Bauchi. and i wish that one day probably after graduation, i would get to work offshore.

I really need you that are into it aleady to give a little piece of advice on how to make it up there without being stressed up. Cus obviously you all sound relaxed and cool now. You know what u see on your pay slip makes you smile. Definitely u must have been through some hard times. Nothing good comes easy.

please give us aspirant areas where we should focus more on. God bless y'all.
Hey, i'm studying Production and Industrial Engineering in University of Benin. I'm in my Year 4. Production Engine is the best. The Mother of all Engineering. How you dey?
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by ifyn4real(m): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2014
bigtalla:
Usually, your would company pays for your BOSIET and HUET. It is mandatory and believe me DPR officials are seriously ensuring that u have these before going offshore. These training are not to teach you to swim during a mishap, but rather they will only teach you how to survive in water until search-and-rescue team arrives.. You can't swim across the ocean, don't even try.. The first survival lesson is "Conserve your energy to enable you stay alive for a longer time"
i want to switch from LNG vessel to Rig platform, do i still need to do BOSIET, cos i have all four basic courses including Survival crafts, Gas tank fam, ship health enviro,And security duties at sea and so on?
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 10, 2014
i ttell u..instead of asking how dem fit work for there by boosting up her technocal knowhow and qualifications, na how to chop young bobos money be their own

Shey dey dnt knw that highly intelligent babes work in offshore ni?
Abeg guys try and tell the ladies about the brilliant ladies who work in the engineering aspects while on offshore..i hope it will enlighten some of the money suckers we got here shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
flyingdutchman: grin grin grin Girls like big boyz die!!! See her mouth like POPCORN grin grin grin

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Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Wiinnd(m): 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2014
segzysexy: Hi nairalanders. Is their anybody in the house who is working or as worked as an I.T student for Total offshore i really need ur help urgently
Their I.T exams is next week Sat.
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by poiZon: 8:48pm On Aug 10, 2014
EMEKA1MILLION: tanker familiarization and medical has a tiny chance of getting on board a reasonable sea going vessel...





what is the prerequisite pls?
i did mandatory too
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by sugah: 8:49pm On Aug 10, 2014
My work takes me offshore but I dont have to live offshore.

Iv been to a lot of rigs (manned and unmanned), FPSOs, FSOs, barges and floatels. But I must say I hold offshore workers in high esteem. .be it engineers, medics, cooks and cleaners..anyone that can live on water for 2weeks straight, especially on floating vessels.

The cooks dish out amazing meals...iv had a few
Watching the whales and dolphins do thier mating dance is amazing.
Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Adbash: 8:53pm On Aug 10, 2014
ocman: Offshore life is pretty interesting, challenging in some interesting and nostalgic manner. It is a working environment that comes with a lot of sweet and sour mood swings you would always love to relish both. It is a second home to us here because we spend half of year on this atlantic ocean with people who are related to us by blood. As i write now from Gulf of Guinea, i am in joyous mode because i would be going on time-off tomorrow (two weeks completion eminent).

Such a night as this, the personnel going on time-off the next day usually sing this song, "one more night" as they wind down the day's activity. I am also praying that the weather is clement tomorrow so that there won't be any delay in chopper arrival by the expected ETA. I can't wait to see my family. When you miss them much, the sour mood comes handy; and lots of other reasons that makes us moody. Example, when you miss your alcohol too much, mehn! you go wan deactivate. lol! Offshore work is very awesome and interesting. It is a nice place to work! It stretches your imagination, expands your thinking and engineering abilities. It is a place, i can say almost all, if not all engineering disciplines converged. It is a melting pot of some sort in that regard. The first time i landed here, i was like "wow". This is lovely, seeing live all what i have heard and read happen before me live and direct really left me with a great sense of accomplishment. I felt that aura of a real engineer in the making...lol.

In my early days here, i was astonished at how complicated and intertwined the whole platform was, i saw that all aspects of engineering was represented. One of such days, i was less busy, i took it upon myself to write out the engineering aspects that were represented in the offshore work. To my greatest surprised i couldn't pick an engineering course that was wanted. Aeronautic, marine, subsea, chemical, electrical, biomedical, mechanical, computer, civil, metallurgical, just name. I really felt so proud and happy to have chosen this field. Mind you, we have administrative officer here; so Art inclined graduates could handle such a position but a chemical engineer is our admin officer. Trust engineers (ubiquitous and versatile species).

Here, there is superfluity of food. buffet twice a week, tea break twice per day, and snacks points around the designated points on the accommodation platform. Beautiful sick bay managed by experienced and beautiful nurse and a doctor. I can't type more now maybe latter. A lot of experience and just a lot to say but it worth experiencing them by oneself. I need to go and pack. Missing my sweet family........

bye...........sinings* one more night, just give me that one more night.....................lol

Please do they employ Agricultural Engineer especially Soil and Water Engineer to work as an Engineer on ofshore too?

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