Prowizy2:
There are many magas out there, just shine your eyes.

Is it not shawarma? They will buy in bulks

lynpetra:

You might,stay in the queue.
Patience is a virtue.You might succeed in giving me a nice head

barcanista: You are in the friendszone when you love this girl, spend time with her, give her stuffs, help her out, you serve as her Special Adviser, she gives you all the attention and she "confides" in you. She calls you nice names(not sweet) and gives you cool compliment.. like.. "ggrin dear, you are the best guy in the world" "I wish all men are like you". You love her and want to date her BUT she ONLY likes you and doesn't have any romantic feelings for you. At the same time she enjoys your company but NO Intimacy nor kiss...

Friendzoned guys are Very loyal and possess these qualities...

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

ThoniaSlim:

Oga if she does not like you like that then trust me all that won't work. It'll just be you hurting yourself indirectly because you the one pinning for her not the other way around.

bokoslayer:

Yes o.

lawkenoz:
Hahahah! No be small degree, I got that degree later on too but before I bagged it mehn I suffer ooh! I wouldn't even know what to call what I went through cuz we were dating sort of. I was with her for 6 yrs and she said no sex till we get married, I was still flying the "Virgin atlantic airways" then (lol if if u get what I mean). So sex wasn't an issue for me, I agreed and we started dating. I pay transport for her all the way from jos to owerri she so she can come visit me in school.
I dint let her cook so throughout her stay I made sure it was fast foods, with chicken and all you could think of! At night I would leave at her request to sleep In my neighbours room (obviously to avoid temptation).
To cut the long story short after 6 yrs of dating I got back home from my final exams to see her pregnant! I was like how the hell did it happen? We've been talking for 6 months since we last saw so how manage! I got the shock of my life from her reply!
Well needless to say I became a player after that and have never looked back! Friend zoning again? Not on this planet.

DJDOLA: Just like one chick I meet here...she friendzone me sotey she go dey ask me how she go take quote somebody for NL how she go take check PM for NL....na so I vex tell her heyyy madam am not d owner of NL shay I resemble seun for ur face ni rubbish

swanta702: My advise fir guys dat hate friend zone and d already made fiend zone .... Most guys are jerk , total jerk even d nice guys cos of one stuff COURAGE Guys need to be couragous and for d players , I understand your pain ... 4 a guy to be dat bad den a lady is d origin of d problem ..... Friend zone guys dat wanna get out should get out and if d girl still prefer d friend zone....hey we ladies are like fishes we re every where try d next one and another

MissMeiya:

Lol my conscience is too burdensome. It's better that you already know and are not being fooled

Prowizy2, send me recharge na I want to call my boyfriend

Ceasar1:

Bro, Is there something you ain't telling us like you've bad breath, or something. Six years is a long time.

jauntty: So like seriously, some guys will keep hoping that she change her mind one day ? Na wa ooo. If am in love with a girl and she don't reciprocate that feeling I flee at the speed of Light and get myself SM1 on the same page with me (Gals over plenty nah). Once I was young, now I am older and this fact has always remain constant : There is always ANOTHER GAL who is cuter, sexier and Charmie...No time to waste.

Prowizy2:

This is what we're talking about. . And some guys will smiles on their face will send

barcanista: It's Practically impossible to get out of the zone.
Many tried... but...

Sagamite:

Many marriages follow this model.

Trust me.

lynpetra:

You shud be able to read the signs on the wall.I think that's the best time to avoid the person before it gets out of hand.

Confussion2:

Guy u aint getting the picture. I aint no slow poke. The thing is what we hv is a distance relationship. last time I visited her I did everytin bcuz she said she is a V. Not to be fooled I had to insert the damn finger into the mambina (apologies to Sirnol) to confirm. Na V she be . Soo am not worried. She has good xter walahi. worst being dat she doesnt even know z friendzone he put d guy. She takes it dat d guy likes her. Wetin be my own.

MissMeiya:

Eh henh na, but you offered

You no wan do friendzone with me again? Lol

Ceasar1:
Bro, Is there something you ain't telling us like you've bad breath, or something. Six years is a long time.

lynpetra:


Lol.Funny as it may sound,my dear some guys even if you give them punny,dem go still dey quarell put .Alrite,you fu^^k a guy who you like based on the f^^^k,and you will still tell guy to feel free to straff someone else,which to me I think its OK since he is a friend.One day he wakes up and decides to get all romantic...bringing love into f^^^k,abeg why can't just he f^k and shut up his mouth?

youngice: my album of friend zone pictures

barcanista: indeed, the world is coming to an end

bokoslayer:

Hmmmmm, she is a fan of the headies

@Barcanista: if I were you, I'd stay on this. I for-see juicy moments.

urhoboman: chai!!! Diz ur story dey gimme cold!!! Ndo!!! Sorry. GIRLsssss.