Oxone:

hahaahahahahhahahahhahahahahah chai!

Na usually case like this i dey strongly recommend deliverance for

This one na from village i swear

Prowizy2:

And you're proud about it?

sweetguy10:


Thank God you saved that poor guy bro and it's not like they (girls) don't have a dude that is banging their brains out , they just like taking some for a ride . A dept. mate got friendzoned to the extent that he got introduced to the girl's BF . Yet her BF do beat her and after the beating , she will call my course mate and narrate the whole beatings , the poor slowpoke will placate her , buy some provisions for her and still take her out . Whenever he tries going down south she will start crying and beg the guy not to "spoil their friendship , oh i like you so much but sex will spoil this great friendship " . After the poor dude solemnly narrated his ordeal to me and some friends , we being the "bad" guys they've labelled us gave him some bad advice . He eventually forced his way in and did the deed , two weeks later the girl came back begging for more since he's already "tasted it" . Imagine ? the girl turned to his b1tch and he later sent her away after maximum chopping of the puna

NB: I'm not sweetestguy ooooooo , the other dude copied my moniker and I guess the recent E-tsunami swept his ID away

Chei! See the kinda people I want as friends.
Wa sere baba mi.

eightsin: Naso one chic try friend zone me...I rejct am sharp sharp...tellam say me no do let's b friends 1st b4 dating!!! If u don't want me now...me no want u to want me in d future..

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

If I call you MAGA, it would be the most ridiculous understatement ever!
Your own don pass maga oh...

Austeenx:

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If I call you MAGA, it would be the most ridiculous understatement ever!
Your own don pass maga oh...

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

barcanista: It's Practically impossible to get out of the zone.
Many tried... but...

Ruchidera:
A typical case came to my mind
What of Kim kardashian and Jonathan Cheban?
Has Cheban been friendzoned

Can't people be friends on a platonic level any longer?

barcanista: Honestly, I don't watch those Kardashan stuff... and I dont know the bold!

Ruchidera:
Kim usually refer him as her best friend

missberrypop5: if that's the case, is anything wrong with being "just friends" with a girl you love?

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

barcanista: His fate is sealed! He's in that Zone

lynpetra: What the hell
One can still be fuccking a guy she friendzoned .Some people just wants something special than s.exxxx,if they can't get it,they still feel friendzone.

missberrypop5: a girl who tells you to be friends with her, can one way or the other, have feelings for you. Well, ok. I'm not a guy, i don't know how you guys view this friendzone stuff, but if it's the way i see it, mehn, there's nothing i see wrong with it.

MissMeiya:
Isn't he gay?

barcanista: That is "S*x-zone" or fvck zone


I love this Zone walahi

tonididdy: this is the stupidest post ever.do you know this is torture for the guy?

well I told my now ex...if I ain't dating you, I ain't been your friend...oya everything wey I don buy for u so far, start submitting. #NOtime

Leetunechi:

no.i'm not happy

but i'm used to this friend zoning stuffs already,i cant even count how many time self..

missberrypop5: if that's the case, is anything wrong with being "just friends" with a girl you love?

She's getting married!!! [/b]And she wants her best friend (the friendzoned guy) to be her "Maid" of Honour!!!

[b]FRiend zone my A$$

teeo:

The money wasted, na that one dey pain pass. E better make it dey house dey drink alomo dey play PS instead of doing assistant boyfriend for one girl