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Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
This may look funny to you but trust me, it will go a long way. Be gentle and Keep calm as you read this indispensable strategy before knotting the tie. Invite her for dinner, eat together & watch out for the following; *If she starts eating the meat before u it implies that, she would have planned for your salary/income before u collect it. *If she wants to share the meat equally, she won't be obedient to u, she will always question ur authority. *If she asks for juice and glass of milk, I am sorry for you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on voicemail. *If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u can't win any argument with her at all and she may end up beating you one day! *If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means she can't keep secrets. *If she asks for extra fufu, nna, you will need blood tonic to survive the marriage! ...my 50cents.... 3 Likes |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Waspy(m): 2:05pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by MANGAM(m): 2:22pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Cool! Good thinking good product |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 3:45pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Waspy: did it keep u racking ur brain? open your eyes and brain well well ooo b4 u jam urself for corner |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by ShirelleBaby: 4:48pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull 4 Likes |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 5:42pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull alert!!! This is one of them, i don expose her. SEE HER GUTTER MOUTH, THIEF!!!! |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by ShirelleBaby: 5:45pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
tlanry:#EDITED#just went tru all ur posts and saw u only deal in ladies affair!!smh-mehn,NICCAQ,u are jobless 2 Likes |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by nikkypearl(f): 5:53pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Are u fkin kidding me |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by dytbabe: 6:03pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull 1 Like |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 6:17pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: #EDITED#just went tru all ur posts and saw u only deal in ladies affair!!smh-mehn,NICCAQ,u are jobless Good of you.U jst show your joblessness and lack of home trainning. GUYS BEWARE OF THIS POO(ugly thing). Im too busy to have ur time. u ar a lucky poo!!! |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Segse(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
What! U must hv eaten wella with ghetto girls to think this.......... 1 Like |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 6:21pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
alexdellafonte: N btw, the thing dey bite you ni....ehyahh i dont knw u are one of them. I don spoil market for u na |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by ShirelleBaby: 6:22pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
tlanry:did u just call me ugly?lmao--i just corrected ur gutter thinking and instead of saying THANK YOU-u are displaying ur ghetto skills!!I GIVE UP |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Most ridiculous assumptions about ladies ever seen.......OP clap for urself,u re getting there. |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by tlanry: 6:58pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
miztola: Most ridiculous assumptions about ladies ever seen.......OP clap for urself,u re getting there. so you are one of them too. I GIVE UP!!! |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
tlanry: Wetin dey wori dis ode. Mumu buruku. Ur points were baseless it simply shows u re frm d slums. |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by corisande: 11:12pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Lmao |
Re: Before You Marry A Lady!!! by Rapmoney(m): 11:23pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
@op, you eff up big time! Though, am a guy but I can't support you on this one. Your thread is trash. It should have gone to Jokes section. |
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