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7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by LaurelP(m): 12:56pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
MEN claim that women are complicated and that we do not know what we want, but I am here to set the record straight once and for all. We are not complicated, just a tad misunderstood. Most of us know what we want from the minute we meet you, we just pretend we don't because that is what most women do every day of the week — play mind games. Anyway, here are seven things we pretend we don't like, but we are straight up lying about it. 1. Being like Eve We would love if we could just lie beside you naked like Eve in the garden of Eden, and get a peaceful night's rest at least two nights out of seven. The reason we pretend we don't like to sleep naked is because some men don't have any limits. A woman coming to bed naked every night would mean open invitation for sex every night. Some of you don't have any conscience, that is why we lie, so we can get some sleep. 2. Sexy times The truth about it is that many of us are closet freaks. If we are really into you, we will spend most of our waking hours thinking about banging you, than what you would spend thinking about banging us. The problem is that if a woman openly admits that, she is immediately labelled as loose. 3. Going down Women pretend they don't like cunnilingus, but guys, they do that only when it is not being done properly. For those Jamaican men who still have hang-ups about it, if you intend to try it, just remember you are treading into uncharted territory, so get some decent lessons. This is not something to try if you are not properly trained. If you are not willing to be trained, please stay in your lane, this race is not for you. You do not have the stamina or neck flexibility for it. Please leave it alone. 4. Domination Women like when their men take control. We pretend we don't like men to be our bosses in relationships because some men tend to go a little overboard with power and become control freaks. When we find a man who tells us exactly what he wants and he is decisive and in control of the relationship, we often sit back and smile and say to ourselves, 'that's my man!' 5. The proposal Women pretend that they don't care whether a man proposes to them or not, but we all know, as Maury would say, that is a lie. That lie has been perpetrated from generation to generation to protect a woman's pride. It is a defence mechanism. Most of us want to get married, we want that monogamous relationship. Women who often say that they don't need a piece of paper to solidify their relationship are lying because not only do they yearn for the paper, they want the dress, the cake, the bragging rights, the Facebook pictures, the whole nine yards. 6. Meat on the bones We often pretend that we do not like men with a little meat, but we are really lying. The fact is that we really cannot stand scrawny men. We need to feel at least one or two muscles somewhere, anywhere. 7. Jealousy We pretend we are not jealous of the girlfriend/best friends that you claim is just your friend from high school days. Women wouldn't mind if you were their only female friend. They lie whenever they say they are OK with that friend, because in a woman's mind, every other woman is after their man no matter what condition the man is in. That is how women are, very territorial. The truth is that some women lie as much as some men do, and maybe even more, the only difference is that... well there is none, most women and men lie either by nature or nurture. http://m.jamaicaobserver.com/mobile/magazines/allwoman/7-things-women-pretend-they-don-t-like---but-they-re-lying_16136808 ;DThis was actually written by a woman. I just did copy and paste 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by ITbomb(m): 1:08pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Big question for the guys. For a less than 2 months relationship, can you sleep on the same bed with a naked girl one full night and nothing happens? |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by elmessi(m): 1:26pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
.... .... |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by TRADELYN: 1:29pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
KiV |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by lilmax(m): 1:32pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Ok ooooo |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Chimezie250(m): 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.impossible can't |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by constance500: 2:03pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys. Impossible The rest will be history |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by LaurelP(m): 2:16pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
@ITbomb of course |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by ITbomb(m): 2:33pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
LaurelP: @ITbomb of courseI know it is possible cos I have done it. First time I did it though, the chick ask me next morning if I was ok, so from then the rule of thumb is that I must make the move but if she says no I let go |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Danhumprey: 2:40pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.You no well! |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Danhumprey: 2:41pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
That number 7 is sooo true. No wonder,it is said and it's a fact that "women are their own worst enemies!" 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by youngds: 2:56pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys. hahahaha... i can't NOT evn with my worst enemy, not that i can't control myself but full night am very sure if my mind didn't go for it, d devil will |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Guys i'm very bored...... |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Nobleval: Guys i'm very bored...... what should we do? |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 3:09pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Elantracey:Do something please ... |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by ITbomb(m): 3:12pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
youngds:So it is true, an erect dick has no conscience |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Nobleval: Do something please ... hehehe, what should I do? first remove that look on your face. |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Elantracey:oky. Oya make me happy. |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by NickiRoman: 3:31pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Danhumprey: That number 7 is sooo true. No wonder,it is said and it's a fact that "women are their own worst enemies!"..SMH |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Nobleval: oky. Oya make me happy. lool , what makes u happy? |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Danhumprey: 3:40pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
NickiRoman: ..SMH |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by goalburner(m): 3:54pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.Even if it is less than 2days, thunder gaz strike under her |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Lagusta(m): 3:55pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys. i can do that.... And i'm not gay... |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by great289(m): 4:00pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.an invitation i must honour and must be dia till d end. |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Adeboye4421(m): 4:19pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Make i no lie, my master unda always react even if i handshake a girl nd dats y i always try 2 ignore handshaking wt gals in da own dy wil tink m nt civilised bt i v my own reason nt 2 talk of unclad wetin, |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by LaurelP(m): 5:09pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Adeboye4421: Make i no lie, my master unda always react even if i handshake a girl nd dats y i always try 2 ignore handshaking wt gals in da own dy wil tink m nt civilised bt i v my own reason nt 2 talk of unclad wetin, And how does dis relate to the topic 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Adeboye4421(m): 5:17pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Go over again bro or make i buy glasses 4 u? |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by MisterLongman(m): 5:58pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
The end line be say you females pretends a lot ....... But most of them often they are just been unpredictable or weird...... Especially no. 7, they put up I don't care attitude but deep inside they care ...... |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Waspy(m): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.Its possible.... only if I'm peach drunk, the chick is fugly or Christ came visiting |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.hmmmmmm this is more difficult than shaking an ebola victim NO |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 7:29pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Elantracey:I've been sleeping....now back to the topic. Music makes me happy...I'ld like you to sing for me |
Re: 7 Things Women Say They Don't Like...but They're Pretending by Nobody: 8:10pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Nobleval: I've been sleeping....now back to the topic. Music makes me happy...I'ld like you to sing for me lol , tho I sing alot but I think its not a good idea. |
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