Everyone has a funny experience let's hear it!
My worse experiece happened some yrs bck. I was eatingnd my cousin was sittin near me and fart, i was angry nd tld him i wud do him bck He was wearing a yellow shirt nd unfortunately our gen broke down nd we needed 2 repair it so my dad cald 1 guy 2 repair it so wen i came out nd saw d guy on a similar shirt i tot he was my cousin so i said 'hav caught u' nd fart on his head only 2 find out he was nt my cousin.

glidiezel: Everyone has a funny experience let's hear it!

lead by example so we go know d kind of experience tp share...Thre are many so we wont share off point funny experiences.

....Incase of incasity, i know this thread will turn into a thread for aalo-apamo and aalo-apagbe.....lemme kuku carry my straw mat and siddown....

...Abeg, who wan join me......its story time!!!....

Rozzay darling, ayaf miss u plenty.....oya, come n siddown....

Mizmycoli...bia, con siddown too....
....Make unna bring ice-cream oooo....dont come here empty handed ooo

temigracie: ....Incase of incasity, i know this thread will turn into a thread for aalo-apamo and aalo-apagbe.....lemme kuku carry my straw mat and siddown....

...Abeg, who wan join me......its story time!!!....

Rozzay darling, ayaf miss u plenty.....oya, come n siddown....

Mizmycoli...bia, con siddown too....
....Make unna bring ice-cream oooo....dont come here empty handed ooo

abeg adjust make I siddown too...brought guguru nd epa

Am sorry 4 d empty posts pple

My most recent funnies t experience which still makes me laugh was a few days ago; a dog chased me. Naturally I have a phobia for dogs- whatever breed.

It happend last wednesday or thereabout, I was gonna open the gate for my uncle whom I visited in Kaduna. It was around 7am and I wore just a boxer short and a t-shirt. I just dey waka dey go the gate side while unknown to me dem dey clean the dog's cage. As visitor wey I be, the dog no sabi me. As I just dey go na hin the dog sight me dey run come. I just fix for where I dey. I knew I shouldn't run. I held my groin area, you fit bite me for anywhere just no bite my _dick comot. I screamed "Yeeeh!" before the dog got to me. One woman called it to order. I thought that was the end.

I continued to the gate and the yeye dog came running again. I shouted "E gbami. O tun ti n bo" (help!! it's coming again). This time louder and it seemed like I wanted to cry. Hausa people wey no understand Yoruba. The dog looked large like a lion and Nat Geo Wild came to mind. You can imagine all I was thinking. Lol! The owner of the dog called back the dog and locked it up.

One fine girl I had not seen in my one week in that compound materialized and giggled upstairs. I looked up and shook my head. "DYG, see as you fall your own hands" I opened the gate for my uncle who was still laughing and on my way back, I turned to say hi to the girl, she don disappear. Five minutes later back up in my flat, I was still shaking.

Now I'm not in Kaduna anymore and I just spoke with the girl

temigracie: ....Incase of incasity, i know this thread will turn into a thread for aalo-apamo and aalo-apagbe.....lemme kuku carry my straw mat and siddown....

...Abeg, who wan join me......its story time!!!....

Rozzay darling, ayaf miss u plenty.....oya, come n siddown....

Mizmycoli...bia, con siddown too....
....Make unna bring ice-cream oooo....dont come here empty handed ooo

Baby gal am here, gmorn how's ur nyte. Hope u slept well. Werrin dey happen here

See as dis ladies wan derail dis thread wey get bright future..... Ha

Takes v.i.p seat

Not really my worst.
Let me share this dog's experience also. I was in primary school then (5) I think, and my house was very far from school, definitely I av to trk a great distance. on this fateful day I left home late, which is always unusual, as I was running fast, I got to a place where they rear dogs, immediately I got there something told me to stop which I did only to look at my front and was two dogs. Dgeeeh!! One was about to stand up, as it was approaching lasan, na so I pick race men, I was seriously shouting egbami o egbami o, but ppl there does not even show any concern, na so I see two sisters in the opposite direction with the mind of "if nobody help me I go help myself". So I jump into their middle circling the both of them, I could hear their shouts but can't wait to see the expression on their faces. Na so d dog leave me, come see how people dey laff me. Men I was seriously shaking like hell.

I only have worse....waiting for the worst to happen..
*spreads mat*