mencade5: some secrets about ladies that guys dont know is that:

1. ladies operate the same way prostitutes operates.

A - they always demand money claiming they gave you sex that they offer their body to you. Meanwhile all they did was lie down like dried firewood screaming ''harder! Harder!''

B - most ladies have multiple boyfriends. Prostitutes have multiple customers. And these ladies will never let you know about this. Some of these boyfrieds are sex them more often than you who claim to be their real boyfriend. My God! Please fear ladies and their wiles. Deceit is their second name.

Disadvantage.

With this animalistic behaviour of most ladies, they normally dont use their senses.

Prostitutes in hotels makes sure you use condoms no matter what. But ladies will tell you they prefer ''skin to skin'' banging.
The increase of STis by these ''walka walka'' ladies is something that men need to worry about.

Naija men be wise. Many of these ladies we see dont have sense, only few of them.

Have a blessed week my brothers

bennygreat1:

Not everything there is correct though!!! But I think the ladies will have more than 99 secrets..

What do U fink

mencade5: venting? You must be having hypnosis.

Am exposing you ladies.

marieolae: thnks

evegran:



Is this actually how you reason?

I am so filled with disgust!

haibe: never knew there is anything like old like till I checked your profile, nice pic.

marieolae: thnk u

evmandy:
Grow up,,,,,,,tink b4 u write, becos u re d senseless pesin here. U don't hav a point

marieolae: Wow.well I dnt knw wat to believe cos I'm not a guy. But I believe some of them are true. Yes I do

Opytim:

i think 99 is even too much for both sexes.

mencade5: some secrets about ladies that guys dont know is that:

1. ladies operate the same way prostitutes operates.

A - they always demand money claiming they gave you sex that they offer their body to you. Meanwhile all they did was lie down like dried firewood screaming ''harder! Harder!''

B - most ladies have multiple boyfriends. Prostitutes have multiple customers. And these ladies will never let you know about this. Some of these boyfrieds are sex them more often than you who claim to be their real boyfriend. My God! Please fear ladies and their wiles. Deceit is their second name.

Disadvantage.

With this animalistic behaviour of most ladies, they normally dont use their senses.

Prostitutes in hotels makes sure you use condoms no matter what. But ladies will tell you they prefer ''skin to skin'' banging.
The increase of STis by these ''walka walka'' ladies is something that men need to worry about.

Naija men be wise. Many of these ladies we see dont have sense, only few of them.

Have a blessed week my brothers

Trypant:


Hmmmmmmmm.........Bros, you dey vex oooo! But sorry if your girlfriends so far act like prostitutes. What is in ladies, are in men. Men were made to surpass the women in all areas. That's why men have the agility to work while women made from man with just a rib, have limited chances of agility to work as early as men. Becus of this weakness, dats y God put it that a man, who finds a woman find a gift. No matter how useless you fink ladies have turned, they still hold the keys to a man's future either in prosperity or family. U cnt escape the anger of a woman if you wrong her no matter hw useless you tam her. The post above is for men, there shud be no hardfeelings. I use to think that being independent is the best 4 a lady, but no! That is not the case. Fellow men like u told me dat a man cnt approach a lady who is more wealthy than him in any ramification. They tell me, its better I beg my bf 4 money till I marry than 2 establish myself, unless I dnt want to get married. That a lady asks 4k 2 make her hair, and small money once in a while to look sweet does not make her a prostitute. They have 2 bfs when they must have been dumped by a relationship they sacrificed 8yrs 4! All ladies were Virgins when they were born, ask many of them who de flowered them and if they r with same person. Some are raped or deflowered by ppl they call brother, cousins, uncles, etc! Ladies are precious! No matter the situation they are in! No body is a saint! But dnt paint ladies with such a disgusting tune cus its a lady that gave birth to you.

purplesummer: I wonder how this crap made front page
This is purely a list of personal convictions of the OP. It cannot apply to every guy. All guys are not the same!

Themaingate: 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never bsure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Trypant:


Hmmmmmmmm.........Bros, you dey vex oooo! But sorry if your girlfriends so far act like prostitutes. What is in ladies, are in men. Men were made to surpass the women in all areas. That's why men have the agility to work while women made from man with just a rib, have limited chances of agility to work as early as men. Becus of this weakness, dats y God put it that a man, who finds a woman find a gift. No matter how useless you fink ladies have turned, they still hold the keys to a man's future either in prosperity or family. U cnt escape the anger of a woman if you wrong her no matter hw useless you tam her. The post above is for men, there shud be no hardfeelings. I use to think that being independent is the best 4 a lady, but no! That is not the case. Fellow men like u told me dat a man cnt approach a lady who is more wealthy than him in any ramification. They tell me, its better I beg my bf 4 money till I marry than 2 establish myself, unless I dnt want to get married. That a lady asks 4k 2 make her hair, and small money once in a while to look sweet does not make her a prostitute. They have 2 bfs when they must have been dumped by a relationship they sacrificed 8yrs 4! All ladies were Virgins when they were born, ask many of them who de flowered them and if they r with same person. Some are raped or deflowered by ppl they call brother, cousins, uncles, etc! Ladies are precious! No matter the situation they are in! No body is a saint! But dnt paint ladies with such a disgusting tune cus its a lady that gave birth to you.

Missy89: Why the hell would i want to learn 99 stuffs about some guy?

99 loun loun