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Business / Re: Cisco Reinforces Commitment To Nigeria Through New Partner Repair Centre by 1899Milan: 6:54am On May 21, 2019
undecided not sure what to make of this...yeah, alot will argue about the "job creation", "brain pool" and yada yada but still, I'm not sure what to make of it.
Education / Re: IT Staff Defrauds Covenant University Of N180 Million, Rides Chopper To Work by 1899Milan: 2:17pm On May 18, 2019
You can't steal from the "house of God" and go scott free naa grin . . . . condolences to his partner from finance that he has used his "lao lao" to implicate.

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Politics / Re: Markus Ishaku Basiran Replaces Yomi Shogunle As Police Head Of Complaint Unit by 1899Milan: 10:20pm On May 13, 2019
Trust social media users to bring out their various scanners to run humility diagnostics asap...on a positive note tho, its good riddance to that polity disturber.
Travel / Re: Uber: 10 Facts You Probably Never Knew by 1899Milan: 2:50pm On May 05, 2019

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Romance / Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by 1899Milan: 11:03pm On Apr 27, 2019
Fake it till you make it grin

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Celebrities / Re: Adeniyi Johnson Celebrates 41st Birthday In Style by 1899Milan: 11:23am On Feb 27, 2019
Would pass for 35...easily, but then one cant really tell for sure with today's cameras.

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo And Swanky Jerry Step Out In Style by 1899Milan: 11:58am On Feb 13, 2019
Both outfits are nice....not like i will rock swanky way but it sure is nice to look at.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi's Look As Buhari Mumbles Over A Question At Town Hall Meeting by 1899Milan: 1:34am On Jan 17, 2019
Its worrying we cannot collectively put sentiments aside, relegate these(APC & PDP) old cargoes and pick someone that truly reflects what Nigeria is capable of. 200million plus, just look at your president...i'm honestly tired.

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Politics / Re: Etisalat:we Won’t Respond To Allegation Until PDP Provides Evidence –Presidency by 1899Milan: 8:36am On Jan 03, 2019
Why not issue a strongly worded denial and if pdp goes as far as dropping receipts and they know its wrong, sue them. This "playing safe" method leaves more to be desired.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Outfit To Calabar Carnival 2018 by 1899Milan: 7:35pm On Dec 29, 2018
Mature, Exquisite, Classy and yeaah.....Maad Dope!
Travel / Re: "Idiots" With Drones Temporarily Shut Down Gatwick Airport (Photo) by 1899Milan: 3:47pm On Dec 20, 2018
Its amazing how billions are invested in nuclear tech that may never be used but its flying parcel sized tech that will be causing major disruptions.
LOL

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Nigeria Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by 1899Milan: 5:03pm On Dec 17, 2018
A number of these positions will soon become vacant yet again.
Family / Re: Ustaz Abdulfattah Adeyemi: 'Your Husband Is Meant To Be Shared With Other Women' by 1899Milan: 4:42pm On Dec 17, 2018
Smh...peddler of falsehood.

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Travel / Re: Ikeja BRT Bus Terminal Dismantled, 7 Months After (photos) by 1899Milan: 11:25pm On Nov 08, 2018
Lol...what a joke.

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Autos / Re: Race Between A Fighter Jet, Formula One, Tesla, And A Super Bike(Video) by 1899Milan: 6:40pm On Nov 07, 2018
Aircraft was still trying to get in the act, superbike had gone far, 0-60 in like 2.4secs clan...maad headstart.
Crime / Re: 28-Year-Old Mom Of Two Commits Suicide To Spite Her Mother by 1899Milan: 11:28am On Nov 02, 2018
Rip to her but guess who no longer has an opinion in the realm of the living...yep, you guessed right.
Business / Re: Pay N50,000 Or Be Jailed If You Spray Money At Events In Nigeria - CBN by 1899Milan: 3:28pm On Oct 05, 2018
Nuzo1:


No mobile court will collect any bribe from you if you do as instructed by CBN.

So, the lawlessness usually starts from the person who breaks the law by spraying money on the floor.

These rules are very simple to observe.

You do know you can use the same energy applied to the second bolded for the first. I dont know where in my statement i indicated I'll bribe a mobile court.
Business / Re: Pay N50,000 Or Be Jailed If You Spray Money At Events In Nigeria - CBN by 1899Milan: 11:19am On Oct 05, 2018
olaboo123:

She said: “We need to let them know that this is money. The fact that you cannot spray money at parties does not mean that you cannot put money in an envelope and pass it to the celebrants.”


LOL. . .how does putting it in an envelope and giving the celebrant help them "buga"...lawless society, mobile court will probably collect 20% of the fine (or less) and let go.

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Family / Re: Please I Need Advice Nairalanders... I Just Discovered I'm Pregnant. by 1899Milan: 3:24pm On Oct 04, 2018
It's your choice to make.
Your options are two; Terminate or Keep.
Look at your support system critically and figure out if it can get you through what's to come if you do not terminate.
Now my own opinion, you sound fanciful about the idea of keeping it and having an adorable little one....know that it will not be easy but if you can get through all of that, you'd thank this young self of yours much later for that decision.
Keep it.

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Business / Re: Nigeria's Annual Fish Import Bill Stands At $800m by 1899Milan: 1:37pm On Oct 04, 2018
Of all things. . . sad
Crime / Re: Man Who Impregnated His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Edo Paraded By Police (Photo) by 1899Milan: 10:39am On Oct 04, 2018
This is all shades of irritating...what kind of human is this man...

SolutionMee:
cheesy
No fuzz. He has the right to do anything he likes with his daughter just as we all have the right to do anything we like with our phones. The best way to secure peace among the human race is to start minding our business.

You need better beating uno....just something that'll dislocate a couple of somethings, thats all.

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Autos / Re: Super Clean 2013toyota Camry Quick Sale by 1899Milan: 5:16pm On Oct 01, 2018
LOOOL
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1899Milan: 9:57am On Sep 23, 2018
Tgiirl:


Scenario 2, driver earns an extra N650 and you -N650

Ask me how.

You can't ADD N1000 to yourself cos you took the N1000 from your pocket and not from the money earned to get to the driver
Else

Account won't be balanced

Hold on, lemme let me balance your account. On scenario 2. Driver N4150 + you N6850 = N11,000
Therefore your account is not balance to N10,000


Balancing my scenario 2. Driver N4150 + you 5850 = N10,000. Therefore. You loose d N1,000 to dishonest driver and lost N650 extra from the earning to him. Simple.

Call your accountant, he can explain better

I understand you perfectly, that's why in one of my replies, i indicated the loss as being relative....essentially, how one looks at it.
My bad anyway for not covering all grounds.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1899Milan: 11:34pm On Sep 22, 2018
Phranex:


Net can not be 10k

Revenue is 10200

Gross is 10000

Driver requested for 1k

Net becomes 10 minus 1

Meanwhile in the dishonest scenario the loss is 350

In scenario 2 if driver doesn't use the 1k. It means he has 11200 as cash.. He only gives me back my initial 1k and subtracts 200 as fuel

Thus making us share 10k instead of 9k.

The loss is 350. Although he might look like he has the full 1k but its 350 he gains

Lol...you're truly a programmer...you're processing Scenario 1 as part of the initial statement/condition/declaration:

"Consider this:
Driver Requested N1000 to fix something and you provided it.

At day end, GROSS is N10,200
*** Hypothetically speaking, N200 covers fuel and other miscs.

Going by your model, that N1000 is further subtracted from the Gross which now leaves N9,000 as NET"
.

Scenario 1 is an instance where the Driver is honest, meaning no fraudulent request.

And

No, he won't give you back the 1k, your argument since has been that you will remove the expenses from the earnings and then split the NET.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1899Milan: 11:07pm On Sep 22, 2018
Phranex:


In scenario 1

It is 35% of 9k


In scenario 2

Also 35% of 9k

I see a loss of 650 tho undecided


In Scenario 1, no dishonesty, NET is N10,000.

True, tho relative.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1899Milan: 10:01pm On Sep 22, 2018
Phranex, you can't be "brainstorming" yet shitting on opinions.

A dishonest driver will earn more but so will you, tho smaller (% Measure).

Consider this:
Driver Requested N1000 to fix something and you provided it.

At day end, GROSS is N10,200
*** Hypothetically speaking, N200 covers fuel and other miscs.

Going by your model, that N1000 is further subtracted from the Gross which now leaves N9,000 as NET

Driver Earns 35%

Scenario 1 (No Dishonesty)
N10,000 NET
Driver gets 3500 and you 6500.

Scenario 2 (Dishonesty)
Driver doesn't use the N1000 he gets from you, thats an extra in his own pocket.
Going by the new NET of N9000, he gets his 35%, N3150 and you N5850.

Driver:
N3150 + the N1000 with him before = N4150

You:
N5850 + N1000 removed from gross (depending on how you look at it) = N6,850.

Summary:
In Scenario 1, everything worked out normal.
However, in Scenario 2, driver earns an extra N650 and you, N350.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Lota Chukwu Teases Her Fans With Her Massive Boobs by 1899Milan: 5:37pm On Sep 17, 2018
Hungry Man Size lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Tobi Bakre Pictured With Actress, Caroline Danjuma by 1899Milan: 5:33pm On Sep 17, 2018
Proper MILF... grin
Career / Re: My Experience Working For A One Man Business by 1899Milan: 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2018
Sadly, this is how most of those one man businesses operate. If they aren't abusing staff, they're belittling each infront of the other just to create an "i like you better" atmosphere while still appearing just...to what end? Toxic work place politics.

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola To Visit 5 Countries For His Yearly Three Months Vacation by 1899Milan: 4:45pm On Sep 05, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth: Biography, Age, Net Worth, Wife, Children, Family, And Many More by 1899Milan: 1:36pm On Sep 05, 2018
Its like people often forget that to get to a billion, one will have to count past hundreds of millions. Got absolutely nothing against him tho. Nice family.

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