from be eliza, okwa inyere m bu minister for culture and tourism.

uche2, akwu m gi na azu na impeachment ahu mana tupu eme nke ahu, aga m etinye support na nke romero
Donz, ana eme impeach, enwere ike otu ministry ga eru gi aka mgbe ahu

oh oh oh, bia frombe eliza, e noticiri m na aha nnenne nke m anoghi ebe ahu. i na acho ime ya firstlady, o bu ihe mere i ji wepu aha ya.gwa kwa ohaneze a ugbua ka anyi mara
umuigbo hiiiii

fromuk:

Ndigbo nwe mmadu ekene m o nu, asina ome akoro oha i he adighi agho ya.Eji m ohere a na eme ka onu mara na come 2016 ana m aputa maka onye isi ochichi(President) nke obodo anyi bu nigeria.
Ka osi na adi aho go m ndi ministers and the list goes as follows.
Minister of security=Ikomi(as a proven onye nche)
Ministry of Women Affairs=Iche Romeo.
Ministry of Culture and Tourism=Mazi Monshege(at least he goes to Ghana always)
Ministry of Defence=Moondust(he conquered Ikomi)
Ade akwukwo=Ynot
Ministry of Finance=Babyo(she has a foriegn bank acc for easy movement of ego Nigeria)subject to scrutiny by senate.
Ministry of Petroleum=my very self
Ministry of pwer and Steal(ohi)=Uche2nna
Others go to our brother and sisters from N,SS and SW.

Ndigbo Onye nwere ihe o ga ekwu please say it now before emechie m akwukwo.
Igbo ekenee kwa m unu ozo.
Adi m mma i na akwado kwe maka i ba na Aso Rock.

no problem a bu m omere ada!!! from anyi ga enye gi minister for missed calls

@ Fromuk.

I know I will pass as Minister for Security no worries.

But for all the other candidates, have they been passed by the intelligence services.

People like Moondust and Ynot. Am not very sure will go true. Even u as Romeo said aka gi adighi ucha. 

2016 is a long time man. another 9 years. Well lets wait and see.

@Moondust

Isi na mu enweghi respect? Obu gi fault gi. If we were brothers born of the same mother, am sure I would have been asked to adjust your napkin/pampers a couple of times, teach u how to wear and button your shirt. I would have also taught u not to miss a belt hole when putting on your trousers/pants, I would have taught to wear your socks, tie your own shoe lace, dropped u of in your primary school a few times. I would also have taught u how to get that your first girl in seconday/high school.
But am sure with all those lessons someday u would have still insulted me. Its all part of growing up. Bless u man bless u. lol

@To whom it may concern.

Chi nu ha eji la, ubochi na agba mbo mbo oso. Onye mapa ihe oga eme ka ihe di nma ya mee. Maka na owu oke ngaga/nyanga mere ihe naada.
Ekwu cha lam nkem. 

Ikomi:


@Moondust

Isi na mu enweghi respect? Obu gi fault gi. If we were brothers born of the same mother, am sure I would have been asked to adjust your napkin/pampers a couple of times, teach u how to wear and button your shirt. I would have also taught u not to miss a belt hole when putting on your trousers/pants, I would have taught to wear your socks, tie your own shoe lace, dropped u of in your primary school a few times. I would also have taught u how to get that your first girl in seconday/high school.
But am sure with all those lessons someday u would have still insulted me. Its all part of growing up. Bless u man bless u. lol

Ikomi:


@Moondust

Isi na mu enweghi respect? Obu gi fault gi. If we were brothers born of the same mother, am sure I would have been asked to adjust your napkin/pampers a couple of times, teach u how to wear and button your shirt. I would have also taught u not to miss a belt hole when putting on your trousers/pants, I would have taught to wear your socks, tie your own shoe lace, dropped u of in your primary school a few times. I would also have taught u how to get that your first girl in seconday/high school.
But am sure with all those lessons someday u would have still insulted me. Its all part of growing up. Bless u man bless u. lol
@To whom it may concern.

Chi nu ha eji la, ubochi na agba mbo mbo oso. Onye mapa ihe oga eme ka ihe di nma ya mee. Maka na owu oke ngaga/nyanga mere ihe naada.
Ekwu cha lam nkem.

ikomi ikomi, ikocrazy, i ji okwu kpom kwem. ya gazie
ohaneze ndi igbo lekwa nu aka m oooo

from, ikomi, ana eme ogu biafra na film na channel five

nnenneigbo:

from, ikomi, ana eme ogu biafra na film na channel five

hahahahaha as ndi gara agha biafra _{*bunch of women*}

biko nnenne recordia ya for umu nwoke noo ebe a

nnenneigbo:

from, ikomi, ana eme ogu biafra na film na channel five

Isi na owu ogu, I dont watch those anymore, it brings back bad memories. But watchia le mi ga humu there. U might not though. Cos I was more in the air, fighting from elu nkwu, or in the waters fighting from a sub.

Romeo ke kwan?

romeo:

hahahahaha as ndi gara agha biafra _{*bunch of women*}

biko nnenne recordia ya for umu nwoke noo ebe a

na acho m okwu ok na acho m okwu

monshege:

oh oh oh, bia frombe eliza, e noticiri m na aha nnenne nke m anoghi ebe ahu. i na acho ime ya firstlady, o bu ihe mere i ji wepu aha ya.gwa kwa ohaneze a ugbua ka anyi mara
umuigbo hiiiii

nna i hukwara ihe bka ahu. infact, onweghi nwanyi o tinyere ebe ah, not even ka onwere ya mezue iwu. na wah

ok romeo m ga e recordi ya, nyem address gi ka postira gi ya

Ke kwan ndi no eba na ablia? Romeo ino kwa ya, NnenneIgbo another hissessss, Ke kwan Fromuk, each time nbatara early onwe onye nna ahu. That does not speak good of u all. Ka mu gwa cha kwa unu. even Monsheee.

Ikomi:

Ke kwan ndi no eba na ablia? Romeo ino kwa ya, NnenneIgbo another hissessss, Ke kwan Fromuk, each time nbatara early onwe onye nna ahu. That does not speak good of u all. Ka mu gwa cha kwa unu. even Monsheee.

eeeya, babyim don't worry, that from especially, ime abali ruo kita okpowa m and deprive me of sleep. From where are u, as for monshe, that one gwuru m ike, emm well achoghi i kwu anything about romeo as he won't liki

umuasa kedu nu ije?

nnenneigbo:

eeeya, babyim don't worry, that from especially, ime abali ruo kita okpowa m and deprive me of sleep. From where are u, as for monshe, that one gwuru m ike, emm well achoghi i kwu anything about romeo as he won't liki

Nnenne onye owula bu baby gi, imuo na umu ole na threadia. lol.

Ikomi:

Nnenne onye owula bu baby gi, imuo na umu ole na threadia. lol.

romeo:

umuasa kedu nu ije?

Up romero up romero up romero

Down romero down romero down romero

centre romero centre romero centre romero.

Ikomi:

Up romero up romero up romero

Down romero down romero down romero

centre romero centre romero centre romero.

as in up rangers?

lol, ikomi i gaghi egbum ebea oooo. kam rie nri i ju. nani one baby kam were ebea ooooo lol

Hehehehehehe. Rangers still dey.

Ball Rangers na IICC gbara na uwa. Owu my older brother kworo mu je. Nna romeo bia lekwa ogu na stadium. I was so afraid, I have never seen that kind of free for all fight in my life. I was scared to death. lol

@ Nnenne

Chi nu hu ejila, ubochi nuhu agwa mbo mbo oso. A word is enough for us all.

nnenneigbo:

lol, ikomi i gaghi egbum ebea oooo. kam rie nri i ju. nani one baby kam were ebea ooooo lol

hahahahahhaa biko hapunu nnenne ka orie nri , okpo ndi ozo baby i na ewe iwe!!! are you a dog in a manger?

romeo:

thats right keep it shut, hisses
cat cut ur tongue?? Romeo Romeo o were ihe i choro ikwu?

Umuigbo Hi, ndi carbinet m ena m ekene.

romeo:

hahahahahhaa biko hapunu nnenne ka orie nri , okpo ndi ozo baby i na ewe iwe!!! are you a dog in a manger?

abeg, please, biko, sohcahtoh

fromuk:

Umuigbo Hi

umu asa abata sia , Hi nke gi asa nwa

romeo, i noo in a funny mood tata innit?

well one day one day monkey go go market i no go return.

fromuk:

Umuigbo Hi, ndi carbinet m ena m ekene.

copy cat

nnenneigbo:

abeg, please, biko, sohcahtoh

Nda ge gwu eba. lol. Nne Socatoa as in Mathematics or socatoa as in what, biko kuzierem nka ahu. lol.

nnenneigbo:

abeg, please, biko, sohcahtoh

sohcahtoh nke gi oo

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Uche2nna:

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trespasser!!!! o maka ego late? biko weta something sharp sharp

nnenne i nye m nsogbo na abalia  edinye m ma security adviser o keepo gi nwayo i nugo. my minister of women affairs i na ejide kwe ha.

Uche2nna:

******_{just passing}*****

please keep passing

romeo:

sohcahtoh nke gi oo

buhahahaha romeo i na eme m ihe ochi

Ikomi o nke maths oooo, that thing nyere m nsogbu until one day m muta ya. so like usuing it here and there still. onweghi uru o bara m roo ta