There were three men living together in London. An Afro- American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a
posh London restaurant in this
classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first.
After being seated, he ordered a
three course meal with white wine.
When he had finished the meal, the
waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN
MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter
was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But
because he did not want to cause
any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian
walked into the same restaurant
and ordered a five course meal with
red wine. When he was finished
eating, the waiter came by to collect
the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian
shouted. This time the manager
came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not
want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been
having all sorts of problems all day
and I can't understand it.

Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian
interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT
DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

ONE WORD FOR D NIGERIAN MAN??

Lol. That naija guy na pure scam