Says a Chavski, whose club were gazumped for Robinho on the last day by Citeh! Shows how shitty a club Chelski is - Berbatov was offered more

cash to go to Citeh, but he chose the quality of MU instead. Sadly, no such quality remains in Chav land to choose.

Signing decent players? Have you head of Samir 'Neville's Nemesis' Nasri? Ask Gary Neville and Van der Sar. I'm sure he has a nice gift in store for Cech when he comes to the Emirates

'Falling the hand of London'? Did we get to the CL final and lose by slipping on grass and landing on our arse? (no pun intended ) Did we get beaten by Burnley AT HOME? (playing the first team by the way ) Do we play CL games and are unable to fill our small stadium?

Puhleeze - I know beating Ipswich these days is a fantastic achievement for Chelski, so your Hot horney excitement is understandable.

Who wants that semi expired Berba? The lad is too sluggish for our taste.

Nasri who?, ooh, ur new Zizzu? In your dreams man! That kid can only flap his wings when playing with the devil.

The gods deserted us in Moscow at the 11th hour. But in your case, you couldn't hold on to a simple lead as usual.
Burnley was just a bad hair day. We all have 'em.

Never mind my Hot excitement, its between me and my hubby.
C'mon admit it, u loved that stunning goal from Lamps. Admit it, it won't kill you.
I try to show esprit 'd corp when Gunners are playing, but they always end up letting themselves down.
Pls stop letting London down. I'd really appreciate it.
Cheers

PS
Just a friendly banter. Exercising my bragging rights. Nor go swear for me o.

Swear for you?

Don't worry, Brash only uses his Otumorkpo for special cases

Letting London down? Gotcha - as soon as you stop going up to Manchester and getting raped 3-0 (with your first team AGAIN )

Didn't see Lamp's goal, and against Ipswich Am I supposed to be impressed?

There's going to be a feast of scintillating footie later on this afternoon in Cardiff - please come and feast your eyes.

Nothing but friendly banter in sports anyways, except for the odd occasion where some dimwit blows things out of proportion.

Gunner 1965

BlueDiva:

Lamps excellent form is enough to cure anybody of anything. Don't u just luv him? 
And oh, its horney, with an 'e'. By the ways Manc, wetin concern u. wait till i storm the devils thread before bringing out any arsenal you have. Pardon the pun 

Good to know your Lampard fantasies cured you of your ailment. Let's hope it's for good
Horney with an e, with an i, who cares? Ain't no skin off my nose if you can't spell deliberately misspell Anything on this forum is my concern dearie.  .  .and please,by all means storm the Devils' thread.  .  .we'll individually and collectively educate you very well on why we are called that

@allboyz/Brash

Love y'all? Nah. Y'all are just so easy to rile and rib iz all,so let's just call it good entertainment United ever!!

Cristalz:

@allboyz/Brash
Love y'all? Nah. Y'all are just so easy to rile and rib iz all,so let's just call it good entertainment United ever!!

The ever defiant Criztalz
I dont wanna choke on my bagel, so am'a save the one on one banter with you till after
Stay right there love, i know u love dat spot, "the ARSENAL spot", BRB!