Samsonklin:

Hahahaha.. U are a wise fellow.. Abuse no one for abuse turns d wise ones to fools n rubs d spirits off its vision..

chineloSA:


Pheeeew, nothing dear. It seems like I am speaking Swahili.
Making this decision will be very hard.

firstEVA:
Well thanks for all your comments, the comments here have given me the answers I desire. Thanks

laroux:
@firstEVA servicing a white chic is far better than your asss. You're a disease. I don't beg for a living unlike you and your family. I'm an African-American entrepreneur. I've earned the right to be called boss. I'm an employer of labour and not an employee. I've got my own money. I pay my bills and even have properties and investments to show for it. What do you have? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. As for the alcohol, bitch I'm rich and I let the world know I am. I don't beg to drive people's car unlike you broke asss. Swimming in a white pussy is pure heaven. It's better than your maggots infested vagina. I feed you and your worthless lineage of the crumbs that fall off my table. That's the least I can do for your poverty stricken backside.

kowema:
Ur Man as in Boyfriend or Your Husband?. Let's make it clear so we know how Much ryts u av.....If the former is the case then u better shut up and wait on the lord, if he is ur husband then be an asset wife not a Liability Wife, That way u can av asking ryt..Bless you

firstEVA:
you take Nairaland too seriously, get a life.

fireforfire:


U still get mouth to talk

After all dis bashing pple throw reach ya side. u shud hide ur face ( oh sorry dis is a faceless forum.....) hide ur finger in shame

spikesC:


ok, you're a good girl..i like you

Make i go look for entertainment else where

MissMeiya:




Maybe for someone as dull as you copying and pasting a gif would take time.

Yes, I'm laughing at you. Imagining your broke, guttersnipe, pathetic, side-chick áss begging and failing to get a ride is funny to me.

I won't allow you to save face with that "Oh, I don't remember you", and then in the next breath claim it's been over a year since we interacted. It hasn't even been half a year, but I suppose time passes slowly when you have nothing to do. You sure remember a lot of details, though, huh? Unsurprising, given how jobless you apparently are. Nairaland conversations must be the most exciting part of your day. Do you also remember how you had to register for new usernames because you kept getting banned? Firsteva1, 2, 3, 99?

I saw your sad thread. Lol'd and closed the tab. But yes, I came back to rub it in. Cuz this is too funny. How are your feet, by the way?

Tashamania:


oyeku

shey you go contest for Mr NL?

spikesC:


Did you contest for miss NL when i asked you to

Tashamania:


Durrh, dont start now

i'll campaign for you

spikesC:


Nne, but the person you campaigned for did not win

Btw, i am married
So its not for me

Tashamania:


LOOL. Two persons, I campaigned for and they made it to the finals. 2nd and 3rd positions. Besides, 4th position go fit you well

You married? For real?

kowema:
Ur Man as in Boyfriend or Your Husband?. Let's make it clear so we know how Much ryts u av.....If the former is the case then u better shut up and wait on the lord, if he is ur husband then be an asset wife not a Liability Wife, That way u can av asking ryt..Bless you

Khalessi:
How much did you contribute to buying any of the cars?

blakky97:

Funniest nairaland post ever!
Maybe you are selfish to him ordinarily.
I know men are generous in nature.
It could be that any time you give him money to help you buy something, you usually wake him up at midnight (1:30am precisely) to ask him for your N40 change.
Then he thought within " dis one way no fit leave 40 card for me make I buy rothmans, na me go con give am car of 900k? Abeg make she dey her lane! No level for am"

1stola:

gibberish

firstEVA:
He just bought another car, isn't he suppose to give me one, is it that he doesn't genuinely love me or he's just being selfish.

spikesC:

Nope, it's first or nothing

Am i not old enough

Raymondenyi:

EDITED;

U think u giving him sex, qualifies u to earn of his Struggles? U re nothing more, cos he can get same sex from anybody anywhere, even a love peddler, so nothing makes u special... Go and clean ur lazy silly as up n seek for ways to make ur own money.. silly girl..
Spits on thread

Equado:
closed my eyes and I saw your future...its so not good...
if you don't change from this path of yaz

*speaks pseudo-patois*
It's a pity mahn
I and I not allowed to give u more than ONE like
Jah bless u with more vision.

Abeg, close ur eyes again whether u fit see
and give me 6 winning Baba Ijebu numbers

Tashamania:


I dont know your age

spikesC:


Do i not look old enough to?

Tashamania:


you are a clown.

anyways, the smiley face looks old enough