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Romance / Re: What's Your Sex Fantasy? by 1dlemind(m): 8:14am On Jun 21, 2018
Feeding a beautiful and slender lady till she's become very fat that she wears only bra(over 400pounds). Massaging her fat naked body as it jiggles, kissing her beautiful face and sucking her large boobs, treating her like a queen and letting her sit on me. Wait... I must be crazy

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Romance / Re: WELCOME To Nigeria, Where FAT Women Are Sexy. Lol!!!! by 1dlemind(m): 6:33am On Jun 09, 2018
well it's what we call preference, for me I've always preferred fat ladies to slimmer ones because of their warm personality. They are easier to talk with because most are straight forward and easier to please and won't be forming like slim girls,and you won't have to worry about another man stealing her from you, and their flesh jiggling like jelly as they move turns me on.
If I marry a slim woman I'll feed her up till she's 200lb bigger and can't fit into her wedding gown again.

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Events / Re: Photos Of Plus-Sized Bride With Her Beautiful Bridesmaid by 1dlemind(m): 5:42pm On Jun 04, 2018
my kind of woman,just wish my thin crush would get this big cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro In Sexy Oufit To Golden Movie Awards (Photos) by 1dlemind(m): 4:31pm On Jun 04, 2018
what a fine lady
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 10:13pm On May 19, 2018
At the station, Cedrik sat on the bench, he couldn't believe he was going to leave glogswich. He had chose to leave for Reinart port city, he looked around his former workplace the train station.
"What are you stargazing at?" Something with a gruff elderly voice nudged his side, when he looked it was Snar.
"What are you doing here little guy?" Cedrik asked
"I am not little guy, I am Snar!" said the beast "and I followed your scent to this noisy place"
"Why did you follow me?" Asked Cedrik "you should be with the wizard"
Snar's eyes still glinted yellow with resentment " remember that I am in this state because you. So you will be responsible for my welfare from now on, or else I will eat you in your sleep "
Cedrik laughed "whatever you say,hop on !" He welcomed Snar who settled on his backpack
"It has been hundreds of years since left the forest, let me see how the world has changed"
"Sure but be still and act like a cute teddy bear, so no one raises an eyebrow at us"
"I am not a cute teddy bear! I am a war beast! a militaristic specie born and bred for battle! Do you know how many battles I have fought?!" Snar objected. Cedrik stuffed him inside his backpack where he continued making muffled sounds.
The train for Reinart descended and he entered taking his seat, he closed his eyes and drifted to sleep. Minutes later the train shot into the sky.
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 10:11pm On May 19, 2018
Chapter 3: Finding the Future
Matthius and Cedrik returned to glogswich as heroes, but where was the beast? the people asked. They were told it had fled , seeing that they were stronger and the people believed.
But in real truth the vanquished creature was caged in the wizard's room transformed into a stuffed toy the size of a puppy.
"Return me back to normal or just let me die than suffer insult with injury!" The beast protested in it's cage
The wizard's head and right arm were bandaged
"That is what you get for insulting a first class graduate of Phoenixon collection of magical science, plus your new form will prevent you from bullying and harming lifeforms lower than you"
"Do you know who I am?!" The toy beast yelled "I am Snar, former vice commander of the fifteenth cohort under the war beast legion. For standing my ground I was dismissed from serving the legion, so I made my territory on this forest centuries before your great grandfather was born. The forest is my land!"
Matthius continued reading his novel.
"Don't get all puffy and almighty, the boy won this fight not you" Snar continued
Suddenly Cedrik entered
"You called for me?"
"Yes, want some tea?" Matthius asked
"Nope. I don't take herbal tea"
"Good to hear" Matthius refilled his tea cup
"I call you here because I have news to tell. From today henceforth you shall cease to be my student and apprentice"
Thunder shook as Cedrik heard this
"But why?.I know I disobeyed your order and I'm sorry. Please don't send me away"

"Don't mind the old coot. He thinks you'll be better than him and he's intimidated" Snar sneered
They ignored him
Matthius brought out a small box from his closet and placed it on the table
"Open it"
Cedrik did. In it was a new sword(also from topazium steel), a train ticket, 8000 gnomark( the currency in wonder earth)
"What's this?" Cedrik asked as he held the train ticket looking at it quizzically
"It is not me that is leaving, but you. You once said that you dreamt of reuniting with a certain friend of yours. To do that you wanted to become a wizard, but being a wizard is beyond sitting in a classroom and learning magic spells, it's about knowledge and enlightenment. Discovering buried truths in the places no one has ever dared to visit. Explore the world."
Cedrik nodded, he understood
"Thank you so much Mr wizard for being my teacher. I don't know what to say..."
"The world is a better teacher, go therein and find yourself" the wizard said.
"Thank you Mr wizard"
"What about me? Are you going to leave me here like these?!" Snar rattled his cage violently. They ignored him

" I placed the war beast under a notorious spell that transforms monsters into stuffed toys"
"So what happens to the forest?" Cedrik asked
"I will see to it that the name of the forest shall be changed to the WarBeast Forest "
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 5:54pm On May 19, 2018
The beast is coming this way, I'm going to create an enchantment to restrict it's movement" From his bag the wizard brought a tape designed with runes, cut a long piece and taped it on the ground before reciting a magic spell, the tape glowed in a twinge of orange
Cedrik couldn't read the rune symbols printed on it because it was old runic, an ancient language.
The thundering footsteps became louder, and both hid. The beast arrived, it resembled a grizzly bear, this one was the size of an elephant or bigger. The beast was clad in a metallic armour around it's back, on its forehead were a pair of horns resembling rhinoceros horns. It moved slowly.
"almost!" Matthius whispered excitedly as the mighty beast passed, one of it's gigantic paws stepped on the runed tape, a voice in Cedrik's mind told him something was going to happen.
It tried to move but it's movement was restricted as if it's paws were glued to the ground. The monster grunted struggling to move.
"Aha!" the wizard jumped out his hiding place "it worked!" he did a mock dance before the trapped beast, Cedrik saw the beast's hateful yellow eyes,they filled with hunger and malice.
"How did you do it?" he asked
"Simple. Cryptic seals, the use of encrypted runes to create enchantments" Matthius answered and looked at the beast "we've captured the beast, and shall be rewarded"
"We can't just bind it here...maybe we call the mayor or just kill it"
Without warning the grizzly bear monster roared so loud that their eardrums almost burst, it began to growl and struggle. Without those magic restrictions the monster could have attacked Matthius and Cedrik.
"Trying to act tough, I perceive" Matthius pointed three fingers at the beast and it began to grunt and snarl as if it had been injured severely. The wizard was using the head-tightening spell. Cedrik watched as the great beast struggled from the migraine, Cedrik could relate to that experience. It was as if your head was stabbed by thousand burning knives.
The beast suddenly became quiet, probably from exhaustion or acceptance of defeat. A smug look came on Matthius face, like a knight who had killed a dragon.
"We have captured the monster. I never imagined it would be this easy, now we shall return to the town like heroes that we are." Matthius Ledes the great, the wizard who subdued the of Farlain forest " he said it as if his name was written in bright lights among the stars.
"I can't believe that you are a wizard. Your power smells so weak" a gruff and elderly voice said. The beast arose with his bright yellow eyes staring at the wizard and his apprentice.
"I wanted to laugh after hearing what you said but I'm hungry" To their horror the beast stepped from the cryptic seal and walked towards them saying
"It's a good thing two of you have little magic, eating things with too much magic gives me piles these days"
Cedrik and the wizard brought out their swords and strengthened it with stardust energy, the wizard pointed his three fingers at the beast as they retreated back. The beast seemed not to be affected by the head-tightening spell this time, but walked slowly to it's preys
"We've got to leave!" Cedrik said to his teacher "that thing broke the cryptic seal and I'm not sure that migraine spell will work either!"
The beast laughed sinisterly in his gruff voice and said
"You call that three fingered gesture, magic? Let me show you something I've been storing up for a while"it opened it's mouth and spat out a fireball the size of a cannonball. The fireball flew the direction of Cedrik who wasn't ready to take the attack. Matthius intervened coming between his apprentice and the fireball. With his sword he batted the ball, creating a large fire explosion.
BOOM!!!
The forest was on fire, the continued coming unhurt by the fire around him.
" I am a War Beast" it said looking at Matthius who was badly injured from the explosion.
"My skin is made to resist magic, most especially petty ones by third-rate wizards like you"
Matthius pointed his sword at the war beast "don't call me a third-rate wizard you monster! I have a first degree at the Phoenixon college of magical science"
"That's what they all say...but as far they are humans, they are weak. Humans are weak." The beast said
"Don't insult humanity!"
"You remind me of a human wizard named Farlain. The humans thought he was an hero so they named this place... my land after him, since then I've despised human wizards and I'm going to kill you first then your boy"

Cedrik was waking up from the explosion
"Quick! Cedrik get out of here and get help, we cannot fight this monster alone!"
"What of you?!" Cedrik asked
"Don't worry about me lad...I'll hold this monster till help comes"
"But I can't leave you!"
"Go!...get help ... find safety and never forget what I taught you" the weakened Matthius said.
"But...i...," Cedrik wanted to cry
"There shall be no buts! else you shall suffer the pain of my head-tightening spell! Go! Save yourself!"
Cedrik left
Matthius limped with his sword to face the beast, as he struck, the war beast simply blocked with it's claw which was seemingly sharper than wizard's blade.
"I am a war beast. I am born for magical warfare!" the beast roared and with it's mighty paw he sent the wizard flying. Matthius stood up trying to maintain his balance, he was bruised.
"I am the son of Farlain Ledes one of the greatest human grandwizard outside the twelve families, and I am here to finish what my father didn't"

Cedrik heard the roar. He was scared to his bones. Was this what it meant to be a wizard? Facing odds bigger than possibilities. He fell on his knees with tears overflowing from his eyes, his teacher was going to die,. How could he become a great wizard and reunite with Roxaynne? How will she feel if she met him like this... a coward who could not even stand with his teacher and fight
"Welcome to magic"
He closed his eyes and imagined the whole wonder earth coming to his sword...together something greater could be achieved. As he opened his eyes, his beaming with energy, overflowing energy than he had ever imagined. He ran back to face the beast.
Right on time, the beast was about to tear his teacher apart ignoring him, with great strength he leaped and stabbed the beast's back with his overflowing energy sword.
"Rarrgh!!" the war beast roared sending Cedrik flying with a push.
"Good sneak attack, human boy but my fur is too strong for magical and physical attack. It will be an honour skinning you alive when I'm true with the old wizard"
"Think again because if I were you I won't be yapping with an unstable energy pinned to my back and ready to blast" Cedrik smirked
The sword was still pinned to the war beast's back, suddenly it exploded like a massive firework of stardust energy. The war beast roared in pain as the explosion hit him, the creature fell with a mighty thud.
Cedrik picked up Matthius' bag and unzipped it over the war beast, the bag's mouth expanded to the size of the creature and swallowed it whole. Cedrik unzipped the bag as it returned to it's original size with the creature in it.
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 10:17am On May 19, 2018
Chapter 2: The Beast of Farlain Forest

It had been another week since Cedrik became the wizard's apprentice or should say,his errand boy. He went messages for Matthius like delivering letters, sometimes he went to the herb market to purchase moon leaves which the wizard used to make his herbal tea.
According to him, moon leaf was a remedy for fighting amnesia and nightmares, the leaves resemble green maple leaves but at night under the blue moon they turn white and begin to glow like stars.
Moon leaves grew in the farlain forest but people preferred to buy the leaf in the herb market. The townsmen of glogswich seem to be afraid of something in the forest, some call it a legend, some say it's a fairytale used to scare children to sleep, but there was something dark andancient living in the forest.
This morning Cedrik got a message from Matthius requesting him to come to the hotel, he grumbled as he left his apartment. That wizard never teaches me magic, he just sends me errands, Cedrik said in his mind.
As usual Matthius was reading a novel while enjoying a cup of moon leaf tea,two girls lay on his bed naked and deep asleep.
"Hah!, you're here" the wizard said as he noticed Cedrik come in.
"Have a seat, did you have breakfast?"
"No"
"then I'll order breakfast for you soon"
"Are we learning a new magic today?"
"No"
"Do you want me to go on a message for you?"
"No"
"Do you want me to have sex with those ladies?" Cedrik pointed at the two girl's soundly asleep on the wizard's bed.
"No...because I paid for their services alone"
"Then why did you call me?"
Matthius steered his herb tea gently and looked at the forest from his winskill
"Yesterday the mayor of the town came around, hearing that I was a wizard he asked for my assistance in dealing with the notorious beast that dwells within the forest" he continued "according to legends and rumors many have tried to hunt the beast but met their end. It was decided that only magic can stop the beast. I hope you have your sword because tonight we are going on an hunting expedition"

That night they got to the Farlain forest, under the blue moon the moon leaves glimmered like stars, illuminating the path. The big white owl and the tiny crickets were in a contest for who made the loudest screech, once in a while a tiger fox or a deer wolf will walk by without attacking them. Matthius explained that decades ago a wizard named Farlain placed an enchantment on the forest that protected humans from being attacked by wild animals, the beast was the first creature not to be affected by the magic. The people of the town fear that the monster's sinister presence might break the enchantment and make the forest unsafe for humans again.
They camped, while Cedrik made the fire Matthius emerged a tent from his bag they sat around the fire as they ate berries. Everywhere became quiet, seemed the contest between the owl and the crickets had come to a draw.
"So what brought you to this town?" Cedrik asked
"I was researching on a certain magic, one invented by Farlain the grandwizard "
"Magic? can you teach me ?" Cedrik felt excited
"I'm afraid I have no knowledge of this sort. I did a study and I discovered that Farlain came from glogswich"
"So why do you need to research on this magic?"
"It's for my grandwizard degree programme. Just like you, I need to keep learning" Matthius looked at his apprentice "why do you persist on becoming a wizard when you have little skill in magic?'
Cedrik stared into the fire
" years ago when I came into this town, I had nothing on me, no money, no home, no friend, no direction until I met this girl. Her name was Roxaynne, she was the daughter of a ticket seller at the train station, we became friends. Thanks to her I got a job as a porter, I was forever grateful to Roxaynne that I wanted to impress her by becoming something great "
Matthius stroke his beard and asked
"And where is the young lass?"
"Up on the sky" said Cedrik "her dad got a better job at one of the sky cities, so she and her family left town to live in the clouds. So I vowed to become a powerful grand wizard so that I could fly and meet her in the sky someday"
The wizard nodded
The ground shook, everything went silent. The deer wolves and the tiger foxes crept into their dens in fear.
A grunting sound so terrible shook the forest, the birds awoke from their sleep and fluttered in their hundreds out of their trees.
"Quick! Put off the fire!" Cedrik obeyed instantly, everywhere was dark.
"It is here" Matthius whispered excitedly, on his palm he created a small ball of light from stardust around. They found their way to an open path illuminated by the blue moon, monster's snarl got louder.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Looking Amazing In New Latest Pictures by 1dlemind(m): 3:54pm On May 18, 2018
Chioma's cooking doing wonders
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 2:29pm On May 16, 2018
just2day:
Interesting magic system, like the spattering of science. Is that bags secret name deus ex machine lol. Fun read. What high fantasy novels you into?
Diskworld by Terry prachett, Journey to the West,Percy Jackson, American gods.
Chapter 2 and 3 will be out soon.
Literature / Re: Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 11:05pm On May 12, 2018
Cedrik was right, the hotel was good though it was small and hidden but it was at a good lodging price, the food was good except that his roasted pork was a little spicy. The Bell Cottage hotel was simple and beautiful with a garden, his room overlooked the town's forest. But the thing that convinced him lodge in the hotel was the harem of female attendants, he had sex with one last night, luckily he took some condoms with him on his trip. Matthius had fixed a time with Cedrik today to learn, he didn't see how the boy could learn spells within a year but if he saw good skills and potentials in the boy it won't be bad to make him a useful apprentice.
"I've arrived" Cedrik met the wizard at the hotel's garden
"I hope you realize you're late. Puntuality is the key to learning any skill, be it cooking or acting" Matthius talked like a school teacher, a disciplinary one.
"I'm sorry for being late Mr wizard, I had some issues with my boss at the station this morning. He said something about firing me if I don't get enough customers"
Matthius was busy sipping his herbal tea not listening to Cedrik,he placed his tea cup on a cane table.
"Very well, let's begin" he led Cedrik to a well at the center of the garden, it was filled with water to the brim per his instruction.
As Cedrik cuped his hands to take a sip from the well,the wizard halted him and said "I hope you are ready because what I will reveal to you is not taught even in the best wizarding schools" Cedrik nodded readily.

Matthius closed his eyes and raised his arms, as he did, bubbles of different sizes rose from the well, surrounding both of them. They were so many.
"Wow!" Cedrik exclaimed
"To know magic you must know about the basic structure of every matter in this world. The world is composed of an element called substance M38X-00, it's so versatile that it can take the form of solid, liquid, gas, fire,light, electricity, ice even crystal but it's purest nature is in the form of microscopic crystalline dust called..."
"stardust!. Everyone calls it stardust!" Cedrik cut in
"Yes" the wizard looked at him "that is the conventional name, everyone uses it to power their machines and produce electricity. It's an energy that can never die but instead changes form according to the environment. Magical scientists say that it is the core of every magic and without it magic ceases to exist."
The wizard waved his arms and the numerous bubbles around them gathered around his palms and formed into a sphere of water the size of a soccer ball. Without touching the water sphere he shaped into a cube and placed it on the ledge of the well, the liquid cube did not scatter back into water but retained it's shape, when Cedrik touched it,the cube had become rock solid like a stone.
"Whoa! teach me that Mr wizard!"
"That is stardust manipulation technique,.Since stardust exist in every matter any elemental form I was able change it's structure from liquid to solid"
Matthius touched the cube and it disintegrated into crystal dust.
"and dust" he said "this technique is a basic for every wizard but first ,one must learn how to attract and control the flow of stardust"
Cedrik hadn't realized until now that Matthius brought his magic bag, from it the wizard took out a sword with a thin silver blade and said.
"the blade of this sword is made from topazium steel, a precious metal that can absorb stardust"
Matthius raised the sword mid level and the blades began to glow brightly...
"HAH!" With a swing the wizard sliced a nearby apple tree.
"How did you do that?" the young man began to shake
"I gathered stardust from the atmosphere and used it to strengthen my sword enabling me to cut down this tree with a single stroke. Now, this is the simplest form of magic, even farmers can use it. It doesn't require much but your concentration"
Matthius put the sword back in his bag, he said a magic word and brought out two identical swords, Cedrik looked puzzled.
"I forgot to tell you, my bag can also clone items inside it but mind you the clones last for two hours" he handed him a cloned sword.
"here, now it's your turn. Concentrate and try to make the stardust from the air gather into your blade"
Cedrik concentrated for a while, clearing all thoughts from his mind as he tried to attract the energy. Alas, from the tip of his sword a tiny ball of light formed then exploded into tinier sparks
"Aargh!" he cried in disappointment
"almost!"
Matthius stroke his beard and replied
"The term 'almost' has never accomplished any worthy feat, you managed to attract a speck of energy which couldn't last long with you. Look, you've got to be able to call forth the energy and make it stay!"
"But I did that!"
"Now close your eyes and imagine the whole world converging into blade of your sword, imagine yourself calling the forces of nature to come into your sword. Convincing them that together something greater will be achieved"
Cedrik tried to feel the oceans, the mountains, the sky,every part of the world come to him. When he opened his eyes more tiny balls of light gathered around his sword and like fireworks they began to explode wildly, sending sparks into his face.
Matthius sighed in disappointment.
"If you cannot learn the simplest magic ever,I'm sorry I'll have to drop you as my student. Perhaps magic doesn't suit you"
"You call this simple, Mr wizard?" Cedrik's eyes were red from the sparks "maybe because you're above this stuff doesn't mean you should look down on me. I'll prove to you that magic suits me!.I'll show you that I can use magic, eat magic,...even have sex with magic!... oww! my head!" he felt a sharp pain in his head like a migraine.
Matthius three fingers were pointed at him.
"This is the head-tighening spell.I hope you're aware that a first class wizard with a degree from the Phoenixon College of Magical Science stands before you. If can't accept mistakes and learn then maybe you can fund yourself into a wizarding college with your income as a porter"
"Big words for someone who isn't a grandwizard yet!" Said Cedrik
Instead of getting enraged and killing him with the spell,he smiled in a mischievous manner that made Cedrik wary.
"Very well, I shall give you one week to perfect your skill. Control the flow of stardust into your sword and slice that rock" he pointed to a large rock resting in the garden "if you fail, don't come to me again else I will kill you with the head-tightening spell" Matthius looked serious
"Challenge accepted"

No one knew whether it was the fear of dying from a migraine or the fact that the wizard had underestimated the young man's ability, but cedrik trained all day to attract and control the flow of stardust into his sword, of course Matthius provided him new cloned swords everyday. The wizard couldn't understand the source of the boy's determination, he just sat watching Cedrik swing the sword.
In a week Cedrik was able to attract and control of stardust into a topazium blade. He demonstrated before his teacher, as he made he made his sword beam with energy and struck it on the rock breaking it into bits.
"Let me say...manageable" Matthius said as he stroke his long beards "you succeeded in not getting a taste of my head-tightenig spell "
"I told you I could be good magic" Cedrik presented the smashed rock in pride
"No man can say he is good in magic until he has performed great feats with it,be it good or evil"
He brought out a short sword from his bag, it wasn't cloned. This was a new sword it's blade was made from topazium steel. Handing it to Cedrik, the wizard said.
"Welcome to magic"
Literature / Wonder Earth (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 8:39pm On May 10, 2018
Wonder Earth Saga
By J.O.E

Once upon a time in a world called wonder earth, a race of demons called the kursed marched in their thousands to seize the world. The kursed used demon magic a magic far more deadlier than any ever known, but the inhabitants of wonder earth fought back with every magic that they had.
The war lasted for ten years until the kursed revealed their secret weapon, the Nebuchadnezzar a weapon of mass destruction powered by high level of demon magic. A blast from the weapon devoured the sun and the world was left in complete darkness, the demons grew stronger. Hope was almost lost for wonder earth until a god gave ten noble and powerful wizards the power to create an enchantment that could neutralize demon magic. With the enchantment they were able to destroy the Nebuchadnezzar and render the demon forces powerless. Loosing their magic and their greatest weapon the kursed decimated, only a surviving few were imprisoned for eternity in a realm they couldn't escape.
The kurse war was over, but wonder earth was left in ruins. The ten wizards gathered again and built an artificial sun called the 0RACLE in appreciation of the god. They were named the ten Grandwizard Saints and they governed the world creating a new world order.



Chapter 1: The Wizard's Apprentice
Finally the train landed at the station, like a swarm of bees the passengers rushed out of the train in their hundreds while passengers entering the train held on to their tickets as they pushed through the crowd. The station was busy with porters and hawkers who were displaying their wares, there were also magic peddlers amongst the crowd trying to advertise their amulets and charms and at the same time on the look out for the Illegal-Magic Police (IMP). This was Glogswich central station on a normal day.
It wasn't easy being on a flying train for three hours. Matthius stretched his legs as he sat down in the train lobby, closing his eyes he tried to relax his mind for a minute before finding his way through glogswich town. His quiet time was suddenly interrupted by a bag trolley which bashed his feet.
"Sorry! "the clumsy porter apologized. Matthius looked indignantly at the young man, he was barely eighteen with a moppy blonde hair and purple eyes.
" better watch it next time, boy or else you will be arrested on second attempt"
"If you were still asleep sir,you would have been robbed. There are thieves around this station looking for people to rob,you'll have been a perfect target"
Matthius laughed and stroked his long white beards
"tell me young lad,have you ever seen or even heard of a wizard being robbed in a train station?"
"I don't know... maybe" the porter's eyes widened "you're a wizard?!"
Matthius nodded proudly
"Certified and trusted"
The porter's hands shook trying to carry the wizard's luggage but he couldn't find any
"Where are you going sir?Let me carry your load"
"Unfortunately, this is my only luggage" Matthius lifted a small brown leather bag
"It contains everything I'll need for my one year stay in Glogswich. I appreciate but I can manage my load on my own"
The porter raised an eyebrow "how can you live on that small bag for a year?, i don't get it"
The wizard nodded and said
"You don't get it, yes? Then let me show you the wonders of magic" he opened the bag over the porter's trolley and slowly the mouth of the bag expanded in width and swallowed the trolley, then it reverted back to it's original size as if something as big as a luggage trolley had never entered. The porter's mouth opened refusing to shut.
"You see?. This bag has the ability to contain anything no matter the size, even people. Just imagine how much I've put inside here for a year and the future to come" he patted the brown bag and opened it saying a magic word, the mouth of the bag widened again produced the porter's trolley.
Matthius looked at his wristwatch and said "so lad I'll be going. See you again if we're fortunate to cross paths again. Till then, good luck finding customers, be careful and goodbye"

Matthius hadn't gone more than six steps when the young man called back rushing to meet him.
"My name is Cedrik. I believe you're new in this town and I can take you to a very nice hotel where they serve good food, with nice and comfortable rooms and beautiful female workers who can satisfy your manly desires. All at an affordable price."
The wizard nodded, the last part amused him "oh...if you insist but what is your price? how much and let's be going, I'm starved"
"I don't want money" Cedrik answered "I desire that you teach me the magic arts"
"Magic is it?" the wizard snickered looking at Cedrik with keen interest "if you want an easy life don't learn magic... but if you do, stay alive"
"So is that a yes?" Cedrik asked eagerly and the wizard nodded.
"Thank you sir!"
"Call me Matthius Ledes the great"
Romance / Re: I Now Have Attraction For Only Chubby Or (bbw) Girls.. by 1dlemind(m): 6:32pm On May 08, 2018
lefulefu:
400 lbs!!!? shocked... The approximate of two Dangote trucks loaded with cementshocked... In short....
don't worry one shall fall on you this season
Romance / Re: I Now Have Attraction For Only Chubby Or (bbw) Girls.. by 1dlemind(m): 5:04pm On May 08, 2018
lefulefu:
Which sort of chubby do u mean? If u mean a lady with a lil flesh on her hips and backside dats all good. I have seen ladies with a slim upper body with fleshy thighs and azz with hips to match. Now dat type is d bombsmiley. But if u mean all those obese shapeless ones looking like Eniola Badmus then bros na ur death warrant u dey sign. Have it in mind if u marry such type of girl....in due time her weight will triple. I have talked about one of my guy dat was dating a very fat girl and she couldn't pass through my doorwaycheesy. Guy take a look at preshy561,Lalas247 and sexybbstar figures. Are u saying u will give up such women for a lady that looks like a bulldozer?shocked anyway something must kill a man... Cc Randy91cheesy.
the men that married those bulldozers are still alive, well and happy. Sometimes it's all about packaging and the ability to presents one's self in public, I've seen some plus size ladies in the range of 200lb to 400lb who are so stunning and pretty, with their hair and makeup plus their their ability to carry themselves properly and attract people to like them.

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Romance / Re: I Now Have Attraction For Only Chubby Or (bbw) Girls.. by 1dlemind(m): 4:50pm On May 08, 2018
lefulefu:
a woman wey wan cheat will cheat. Her body size,facial appearance,body defects wont stop her. Have dat in mind broscheesy.
Truth.
Romance / Re: 12 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Girls Only Love Bad Boys by 1dlemind(m): 2:04pm On May 08, 2018
I was brought up to treat ladies with respect, when I'm with a lady (especially one I like) I tend to behave like a gentleman and handle her with care then I realize that the lady gets bored around me,.Suddenly Mr bad boy comes in and handles her roughly, fondles her and she's enjoying it, and I'm like "what?!"
Romance / Re: I Now Have Attraction For Only Chubby Or (bbw) Girls.. by 1dlemind(m): 10:14am On May 08, 2018
we can't really classify love based on size and appearance. From my observation I saw that most BBW/plus size females don't give too much trouble in a relationship, they are loyal, more accommodating and won't cheat on you. But always make them feel good and confident about their size.

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Romance / Re: dot by 1dlemind(m): 9:02pm On Feb 11, 2018
their judgemental attitude, they look down on simple, nice and quiet guys and snub them, but they'll go for bad boys who will cheat on them, f*ck them and dump them. later they'll start forming feminist and saying "all men are cheats"
Romance / Re: What Is Your Fetish? by 1dlemind(m): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2018
fat fetishism, it's always turned me on to feed a slim girl till she becomes really fat with those double chins,gigantic ass, massive thighs and meaty arms that jiggle. I plan on doing that to my future wife, getting squashed by her every night.

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Literature / Warren's Fairytale (fantasy) by 1dlemind(m): 5:11pm On Feb 10, 2018
Warren's Fairytale
Little is known that powers exists on the surface of the world, great powers, small powers, evil powers. They dwell over the sky, they sit on the earth, they swim in the oceans, others lurk under the shadows waiting for whom to devour, some become self made gods and many belong to realms we cannot perceive...

Chapter 1: The Boy Who Leaped Through Reality
My name is Warren Phils, a twenty years old college student of New York university of Science and Technology, I'm not scientifically inclined but I had to do on my parents wish and take up a degree in engineering so took up computer engineering, not because ICT was becoming the biggest market in the world ,well because I was a fan of the matrix and I thought I could become an hacker and make good money from breaking into top secret files.
In my first year in university I had problems. First was mathematics, I wasn't good in simple calculus talk less of complex mathematical formulas like time series,my second problem was that I discovered that the school system took a lot from a student; time, money, dreams.
My parents wanted me to graduate from university with a degree ,work in an high paying company, get married to a nice girl, raise a family and became a respected member of the society. I agree, their plans for me were great but deep inside that is not what I wanted, I didn't know what I wanted to do in life nor what I wanted to get from life. My results from school were an evidence that I wasn't going the right path, I was on the verge of dropping out the university a voice in my head warned me not to, else I will be looked by the society and mostly my parents but another voice encouraged me to move on an create my own path. One day I discovered that I had a strange ability: the power to open limbos.
Limbos are portals that connects the loop of time and reality together, all I needed to do was concentrate hard and think of a place I wanted to go, a limbo appears and opens a path to where I thought of, like a door I crossed through and I was where I wanted to be. I didn't know what I wanted to call this new ability, a God or from Satan? but it was like a form of teleportation and with it I go anywhere at anytime. This ability made my life more interesting, I didn't tell my parents or else they freak out. Last week I entered into a bank vault with the help of the limbo and made away with $500,000 straight, the bank couldn't explain the missing sum of money. I bought a new PlayStation, rented an apartment, bought a bicycle and ate at Burger King, the rest of the money was hidden under my bed. At first my parents were worried about how I made money to get an nice and well furnished apartment at Queens for $60,000, I just told them that got a new part-time job at a real estate firm and they allowed me to have the apartment, the rent was always deducted from my payment.
Literature / Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 4:24pm On Feb 02, 2018
piagetskinner:
what bloody untold story...is that what happened?...no bible records that Adam didn't have time for his wife...u just cooked up some foolish story to sound smart


and y must everything be about sex...u didnt remember fellowship with God?
that's why it's called a fiction brother.A story created from imaginative thinking not to boast or sound smarter.

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Literature / Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 3:02pm On Feb 02, 2018
One day while Adam was away as usual, Eve also took strolls around the garden. She had been passing the forbidden tree which was rumored to have fruits that could give one infinite wisdom and knowledge like God, the tree was beautiful and the forbidden apple fruits were red and juicy. Eve tried to imagine why God will ban everyone from eating from the tree, perhaps it wouldn't be that bad to be as wise as God and her husband could finally give her some attention she deserved.
As the woman came close to pluck an apple , a rich voice called
"Who's touching my tree?" an anthromorphic snake crawled out, Eve couldn't believe a snake could have a voice so good contrast to his appearance.
"God owns all trees on the earth and my husband and I have been given authority over them, why is the tree then yours?" She asked indignantly ready to challenge the snake. Instead he gave out an hissing laugh and replied
"I agree that God owns the trees and everything on these lovely land, and has given authority to you and your husband but remember pigeons have nests ,foxes have holes and I have these tree. Won't it be rude to poke a stick into a fox's hole and call it God's land?"
"It would be rude" answered Eve
"But that is what you just did. You disturbed my privacy and used God as excuse to abuse your power"
The woman was dumbfounded with the serpent's use of words
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you" she apologized "but I was only plucking an apple not poking a stick"
The snake stared at her and asked
"Is it not the fruit God had forbidden you not to eat?"
"It is . I want to know how it feels to be like God" Eve admitted
The serpent laughed "then you are just like me, ambitious. They believe I got this trait from eating from the tree"
"You ate one of the fruit?" Eve's eyes widened "then you must be like God"
The serpent plucked a large and juicy apple and gave it to her "then joins me, become like God" She trembled and began to imagine how it was to be as wise as God, she would be above Adam. She took a bite.
"Do you feel any wiser?, divine?, godlike?" he asked
"No" nothing had changed, she didn't feel wiser,divine, nor godlike
The serpent laughed "so you also believed the telltale that God had placed a forbidden tree of knowledge on Eden"
Eve felt foolish.
The snake concluded,
"But I was more marveled by bravery and your guts my girl. Remember the world does not belong to the obedient but the daring, that's one of the secret of God"
"How can you say that! do you want to be struck by God?"
He hissed "I'm already condemned, that's why the One above is comfortable about the rumors against me."
"Why is that?" Eve asked already feeling sorry for the animal
"Because I was daring. But the advantage is that I have this tree to myself, sometimes I'm jealous of your husband" the serpent continued
"God gave him everything, even a companion to call a wife. He gave man a name and made him above all mortal organism on the earth, sky and sea. Adam is like a representative of God here"
The woman felt more sorry for him, that her soft heart began to crack
"I'll have to be going" she said "...to prepare dinner for Adam"
"Dinner" repeated the snake with his sharp eyes fixed on her breast, "the man is indeed a lucky being to have a wife, and God is a wonderful artist, I must admit"
As Eve separated from the tree, he called her back and plucked another apple saying
"It's not every time a beautiful creation like you comes around, so just have this apple as a parting gift" he handed the fruit to her, and receded into the tree.

That night Eve thought about the serpent, he was more intelligent and quite intellectual than most of the animals and interesting to talk with. He even recognised her value more than Adam ever did.
Looking at the gift apple she remembered his words
"The world does not belong to the obedient but the daring"
She then ate the apple
The woman and the snake became very good friends, they talked a lot and confided in each other that Eve even revealed about Adam's inability to make love to her for less than twenty minutes. Adam himself was way too busy to care that his wife was befriending someone from the forbidden tree.
Time passed, and they both grew closer but Eve's relationship with her husband drifted apart slowly, she began to nag him constantly on little flaws, especially his inability to give her child due to his low sexual performance.
Oneday the unimaginable happened, the snake crawled around her skin slowly giving her an orgasm, he whispered and hissed into her ears. The woman had never felt so alive, that she demanded sex from the serpent who didn't hesitate to give it to her (don't ask me how)
Eve suddenly felt like a new person, it was the best thing that ever happened to her.
She indulged in more guilty pleasure, since the serpent made her feel important while her husband never appreciated her for anything she did.
Adam decided to fix his marriage, by taking advice from the wise owl, he brought home some beautiful flowers for his wife which reacted coldly to, he made dinner that night but she took a few bite. When he tried to make love to her, she wasn't in the mood for sex.
Adam complained about his marriage plight to his friend the dog, the dog only encouraged him to be patient but what he didn't reveal was that his wife was already cheating on him with the snake.

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Literature / Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2018
I don't know but sorry folks if I annoyed anyone based on religious belief. This story is clearly a parody and a nonsensical fiction, I'm not trying to change the bible or add anything to it. That's why it's posted in literature section not religion.
Literature / The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 7:05pm On Feb 01, 2018
The Untold Story of Adam and Eve
In the beginning God created the earth, He made the sea flow, He lifted the sky above the ground, He made the birds fly and the fishes swim,He made sure the almighty lightbulb called the sun was switched on by six am and installed tinier bulbs called the stars at night. But from dust and a breath of life from his nostrils he created his greatest work. Man.
Man was more superior to any other beast either on land, sea or air, maybe it was his advanced intellect or the fact that he was made in God's reflection. Animals that could swim on water could not move on land and animals that could move on land could not swim in water. Man could do both because he was a fast learner, he learnt how to plant trees and make fire,b God himself was marveled with Man's intelligence that he gave him a name Adam and made him caretaker over His paradise on earth called Eden. Adam's first task was to register every animal a name for easy identification, Adam did as he was told and every animal was given a name they deserved. God was once more impressed with Adam's result that both of them got along well than any other mortal creature of the earth.
Adam proved to be an efficient worker that God promoted him from caretaker of trees on Eden to general manager. Adam was resourceful and hardworking, he trimmed the lawns, made sure the rivers and springs were clean for drinking, he tended the trees, planted the beautiful flowers around the garden. Once in a while God came around to supervise the garden and he was always impressed with Adam that He boasted about him (sometimes Jesus was jealous that his father admonished Adam more than him).
God believed that every honest and hardworking labourer deserved a reward and He being so just and righteous was a rewarder of every faithful labour so He put the man under a sleep so deep, repeating the same procedure he used for creating Adam, God took a sample from his ribs and from the dust of the earth he moulded a body more durable and perfect than Adam's and breathed life in it, inadvertently giving it more intelligence than man. God had created the most dangerous gift mankind had ever known. Woman.
Waking up Adam saw her, at first he thought she was an angel. Out of curiosity he touched her breast it was soft and he liked it. Her skin was flawless, her face was more beautiful than a thousand angels and roses put together, her body parts were a little different from his but Adam knew she was his equivalent. He knelt down and praised God for this gift and he named the woman Eve because she was as beautiful as the evening sun setting down. Adam loved Eve. Eve loved Adam. And God and the angels blessed the quickest wedding on earth gave the newly wed one basic instruction: Be fruitful and multiply. At first Adam was puzzled about what God meant but Eve being the smarter one knew it was sex, actually she taught her husband how to have sex.
God gave the couple another instruction, which was not to go to the tree at middle of the garden nor eat of the fruit that grew on it. Reason was that there was a serpent who lived there, he was the craftiest and most subtle animal in the garden if not even the whole earth, the serpent was dishonest, greedy, tricky, rebellious, every animal in the garden avoided him thus he had no friends. God did not want the serpent to be a bad influence on the couple because he was much like Lucifer a former employee of His.
Sometimes being newly married was blissful, sometimes it was harsh enough to tear one's hair out, but on both sides there must be a resolution. Good stories do not exist without conflicts so are long lasting marriages, there must be issues to be dealt with that was why God didn't make any mortal perfect.
There was a conflict going on in the first marriage on earth, a silent one. The fishes could feel it as it rippled the waters, the birds could feel it shake their trees, the earth rumbled so quietly that only sensitive animals could hear it except our very own Adam.
Of course he was busy as usual tending God's paradise, Adam continued being a faithful servant to God, efficient and dedicated to his work, except that he didn't know how to treat a woman.
Eve in the opposite was getting tired of being alone, she had fallen in love with Adam a year ago, yet the feeling was fading off like a wax paint. Eve felt like a concubine sharing the love and attention of her husband with his boss God. No! she was never against God, for she obeyed and feared him but God also believed that couples too needed intimacy sometimes but nothing seduced Adam more than planting new trees or keeping the garden clean and when he back home late at night he gave excuses, sometimes she tried to be seductive and alluring when he came back from work, but being so tired even the tail between his legs didn't dare wag. To her annoyance Adam will only devour the dinner she made and will go to bed without saying thank you nor a simple kiss or worse still he gave her a disappointing sex.

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo: Nigeria's Most Stylish Pastor? (Photos) by 1dlemind(m): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2018
Na things like this dey make Daddy freeze vex scatter.

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