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AutosRe: If You Supply Bread Or You Do Delivery,this Car Is For You. by 1johnjohn(op): 11:10am On Dec 14, 2018
nurey:
I offer 20,000 naira if the body is still 50% intact
Lool
AutosRe: If You Supply Bread Or You Do Delivery,this Car Is For You. by 1johnjohn(op): 11:03am On Dec 14, 2018
Am in isheri idimu..the body is not bad...just need painting... Send me a WhatsApp message let's talk.
AutosIf You Supply Bread Or You Do Delivery,this Car Is For You. by 1johnjohn(op): 10:33am On Dec 14, 2018
I want to sell this old car of mine.
I have used it for 4 years and it has serve me well.
Its manual with 3 alloy rims
The Ac is still good but its leaking..which you need to service.
I have packed it for many months cause I have no need for it.
Pictures would sent when asked.
Its Toyota
Have added a picture
Its just a small money am asking for..
09024449074 chat up.

RomanceRe: I Love Her But She's Too Wide Down There by 1johnjohn(m): 10:07am On Dec 14, 2018
Saffi:
Tell her to do kegels
Tell her to buy tightening cream
Tell her to use sewing machine to close the hole.

You’ve gone too far to turn back now, learn to love her and her wide pussy. Because I know you will not have the balls to tell her. Even if you do it will ruin her self esteem, what happens when she has a child? It will turn into a Pacific Ocean, na wa ohh. You will be the one to suffer shaaa. Better still just buy cockk enlargement so you can fill in the hole, it will save a lot of drama. After all marriage is all about sacrifice.
You be rel kolo
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2018
xana101:
I've placed a call to the guy. He promised to return ur battery tomorrow. Please do let us know if he doesn't return it. In this era of social media, people need to be very careful.
That's how I took a lady from lkotun to lekki, her fare was N4,500. She promised to transfer d money in few minutes. I allow her go cos she has this innocent look. If I call her, she'll say " I'm doing it now" the next day she stopped picking my calls. Truecaller gave me her full names. I checked Facebook and saw her pictures, I downloaded her pictures, sent them to her via whatzap. Few minutes later. I got alert of N4,500. She reply by "sorry my internet was having issues.
You go fear internet !
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 11:21am On Dec 13, 2018
Although I only drop people there. I think we should be very careful and wise.
PropertiesRe: Say No To Phcn! We Can Solve Your Electricity Problem by 1johnjohn(m): 9:25am On Dec 13, 2018
kellyboo:
Thanks for contacting us, we only accept outright payment at this time.
Regards.
It would do your firm right if you have payment plans for people.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 9:18am On Dec 13, 2018
styveke:
If this is real, I feel it's only sensible to give full details here. Why ask PPL to contact you?
Are you a staff of the said bank? Or are U an agent?

If you won't be charging a fee for the info, why try to complicate the process?
Although I though of collecting something.. Information is key..but u talked well! It coming free. Name of bank and contact person coming up!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 9:16am On Dec 13, 2018
BillGoldberg:
You can only be above your father and never me! Thief.. Ole... Kparawo!

Thunder wire you there...
Loool
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 9:15am On Dec 13, 2018
Rosarie:
plssssss how do I go about it pls
Would post the info on here..although the bank has said it would next year..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 11:59pm On Dec 12, 2018
styveke:
If this is real, I feel it's only sensible to give full details here. Why ask PPL to contact you?
Are you a staff of the said bank? Or are U an agent?

If you won't be charging a fee for the info, why try to complicate the process?
Would post the name of the bank tomorrow!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 5:44pm On Dec 12, 2018
BillGoldberg:
People please be careful of the thief and armed robber above me.

This guy has all the attributes of a scammer and armed robber!

Don't say you were not warned!

Recently, he advertised that he was looking for a car to drive and now he has the contact of a bank that loans cars!
Tell him to mention the bank now and there address, you will see how he will run!

I can remember when he posted that he has a Toyota Yaris for sale at 500k. Somebody from this forum went to inspect and it turned out to be a scam!

This is December... People take note!
People would come and tell you the result. No need to reply you. I will always be above you!
PropertiesRe: Say No To Phcn! We Can Solve Your Electricity Problem by 1johnjohn(m): 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2018
Any instalmental payment?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2018
Who needs a loan to get his own car.
A new bank is helping out but you need to pay weekly.
Book your space by sending Me an email asap.
Atikumohammed@gmail.com
09051550315.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 11:06am On Dec 11, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Yesterday was somehow for me.
Picked this Indian man from his house to igboefon area and the person he was going to see paid, it was actually a card trip. So he said I should wait for him to take him back, I waited for them to finish the short meeting. So they ask me if they can request me again I told them to give me the same amount, so the host paid. This guy took me round the whole town and I didn't complain because he was promising me heaven and earth. For my mind I don get better customer, he started telling me many funny things. Like how he goes to spar and they shave every shavables on his body. That they even shave his blokos, next he ask me if I have a girlfriend I said no. He asked me I manage to survive I said as long as I am making money I don't car about women. He said he thought I do boys, I told him I can't try it. I asked him I will leave all the fresh and juicy babes we have everywhere and be doing guys because I already know why he was asking me these questions. He started looking at my body and he said I am tall and have flat tummy that I must be big down there. I said I am not big,
grin
next he asked like what's my size I said well it's average. He said I should give him example with my hand that he wants to know the size at this point I ignored him. We got to his house he showed me his car and house help and told me to visit anytime that I am free.
Chaii, nothing I no go see
grin
Loool
PropertiesVarious Mini Flat To Let Around Isheri Idimu Axis 180 200 220 by 1johnjohn(op):
While my search for Mini flat. I saw many mini flats and would be ready to help anyone that needs one.
Price range..180,200,220,250k
09051550315
Chat with me if you are ready

Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 9:00pm On Dec 09, 2018
If u have money ..no p
AutosRe: 2008 Low Fuel Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:57pm On Dec 09, 2018
Rasky1:
i check the car and ready to buy just dat d document is not ready yet
Baba no mind...documents would be ready this week.
Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:57am On Dec 09, 2018
Bad energy!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 8:30am On Dec 09, 2018
dru23:
My brother I have tokunbo 03 civic coming in December. Once it arrives I will let you know, that is if you still needing a car at that time o
Ur head dey there.
I would be wating !
Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:27am On Dec 09, 2018
From the way you write..its shows where you come from. .sorry!



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AutosRe: 2008 Low Fuel Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:23am On Dec 09, 2018
Dusty and clean pictures

Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:21am On Dec 09, 2018
Clean

Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 8:21am On Dec 09, 2018
Dirty or dusty

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 7:55am On Dec 09, 2018
Jesus...bad energy is here... Can't waste my time reading insults.. Pls its okay
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 6:53am On Dec 09, 2018
It's time Seun just cancelled this thread. Cause its fighting for the Last two days. What's with you mature men.. I hope u folks don't wake this morning and start with the rubbish you did throughout the day.
Bring ideals on better deal on the cars we drive and give to people. Mixed the business with another business.
Am coming up with something but I haven't been stable with any car. I adviced the owner of the car am driving to put it up for sale.
If u have a good car pls let me know asap..
RomanceRe: Tired Of The Woman I Married by 1johnjohn(op): 6:40am On Dec 09, 2018
HeavenlyCherub:
You need to read the four seasons of love book.

No perfect relationship, marriage, woman or man. You will leave her and meet another issue.
We still together.. Although I have withdrawn into my shell...how do I read about the book.
Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 10:17pm On Dec 08, 2018
Anyways someone here has come to see the car. Meanwhile ...the car is parked along street
I know most Nigerians like to be lie to..u see what you get. I posted the car for my cousin who is incharged and he was not around. I was not around as well. Meanwhile did u book appointment before today or u just got up to see the car..if u are a businessman you would understand. Meanwhile you didn't get the keys to start the car and see if the car could be moved or not.
Someone from here has seen d car and want to pay.. Just waiting for the owner to get change of ownership.

If u want to see and test engine.. Kindly book an appointment.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 10:16pm On Dec 08, 2018
U better just mind ur business on in here.
AutosRe: 2008 Low Fuel Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2018
Can the man that came to check pls sy something.. I dont time to trade words .
AutosRe: 2008 Low Fuel Toyota Yaris For Sale. by 1johnjohn(op): 10:11pm On Dec 08, 2018
Anyways someone here has come to see the car. Meanwhile ...the car is parked along street
I know most Nigerians like to be lie to..u see what you get. I posted the car for my cousin who is incharged and he was not around. I was not around as well. Meanwhile did u book appointment before today or u just got up to see the car..if u are a businessman you would understand. Meanwhile you didn't get the keys to start the car and see if the car could be moved or not.
Someone from here has seen d car and want to pay.. Just waiting for the owner to get change of ownership.

If u want to see and test engine.. Kindly book an appointment.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1johnjohn(m): 10:00pm On Dec 08, 2018
Typical Nigerians every thing na fight. Even d one living abroad. Still, dry fight online. I have known U folks since I dey Nigeria. Meanwhile I have no reasons to fight anyone for this place.I no free get any yeye person.
I hustle tight.either morning or night. If the car is not good. I tell d owner ASAP

Listen yea. If U take Ur job as if U are in the office .you would make d money. Do you know how many taxi dey for Yankee.
Has anyone watched transporter. Make sure u see the movie.

80% of m clients always give me tip or give me 5star.I don't ask them. I just make them feel at home.
For you were no dey give change. God is watching you.
Stop all the complains.. Nobody told u it would be easy.
Even Yankee self no dey easy.

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