₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
When she gets to heaven, what will she say to God about her death?

That she died in active selfie service

Afamed:
It depends on your definition of credible election. If only when election is won by PDP that you assume, it's credible, they you have a long way to go.

He is not from PDP na only APC and PDP people like una know..

You can google out news houses, call them and place this request, you won't get this from Nairaland

Just watch, that road will be fixed soon. @OP can you also replicate this on other platforms like twitter and instagram??

milemimi93:
He is not just a 'He' but a gay..

He saw one of my comments i made that I that i am done with women.. The idiot and is fellow idiot on this forum sent me pm. At first they started off like they are good pals little did i know that they are gays.. This Jamariwolff be sending me gay nudes making advances. I turned him down hence his bitterness.


A lot of dude on this forum are gays..

Ive encountered three..

Wow!! Heeeeeyyyy!!!

LivingFree:
Relationships have levels and commitment in stages... he's obviously reluctant to discuss the next stage of their relationship. The girl isn't wrong to speak her mind and he needs respond. Simple!

On the contrary i think instead of goading, threatening or arm twisting him she should have listened to him and then planned ahead even my sister's fiancee who has lived practically all his life in London, worked with various top firms, owned a house and started his company here in Nigeria is taking his time to plan and they are planning so well..

Jamariwolff:
Arrant nonsense!

I don't know why you guys think ladies are fools.
You've been fûcking here like constant K for the past 1 year, what is holding u from proposing?
Or you're waiting till u enlarge the whole area abi?!

My own is 3 months max, if you ain't talking marriage then bye boy!
I won't even allow you fûck me much in these 3 months.

And what if he doesn't f u c k you which of course is the OP's case, it's much more than sex when it comes to marriage..

Oyindidi:
Watin dey make you shame? E get watin you no sabi?

Eheeen as in the guy sabi pass sabi sef?? No be small matter oo

LaBozz:
This is not chop and clean mouth ooo. Funny enough we haven't had sex before as untrue as it may sound. Am not keen on that.

This from you has finally nailed it bro. Make your money , she has nothing on you that's the wisest decision from you still.. It might even be God or nature's way of telling you she isn't yours or saving you from the unseen...

tetula123:
"so many guys are asking for her hand in marriage but she doesn't want them, its me she wants"
a cliché girls have been using since 19BC.. leave them to go marry those men and watch them still unmarried in the next four years. Bro don't let someone rush you into getting married, make as much as you want, when you fully settled go for it.

This is my tweet of the year..

Bidobado1:
No, leave me the Fvck alone!!!

Guessed as much wehdone ehhh!!!

Bidobado1:
Because most of the citizens are evil personified.
What kind of a wife buys land, build a house and the whole family knows nothing about it or the evil husband who rapes the maid at will and then go to church on Sunday.
Most Nigerians are wicked people!!!

Can you just go through the write up please?

Unizik must dey there naaa..

Oyindidi:
No, its someone else I was referring to

okay

Oyindidi:
Don't let me mention your main moniker.

Let me help you Donstan

CilicMarin:
You mean Igbos online roast Lauretta Onochie on Twitter?

Can't you see the only group of people that are campaigning for Atiku are all ipob?

Is the last poster up there igbo?

madamGift:
She killed him. They had been having infidelity issues before now. She had always quarrelled with him over cheating issues. The deceased was previously married with a daughter, if only he had known what awaited him in the future, he would have sticked to his ex wife. She had planned to escape..she already got ticket to leave the country, what she didn't see coming was the neighbour that came to the house very early that morning.. she then stabbed herself trying to turn the situation around. That woman is a crazy and she deserves to spend the rest of her life in jail.
He should have listened to his family...she had previously threatened him when she bought new knives home and told him she was going to kill to use the knives to kill him.. he called his sister to tell her..she warned him to leave the house.. he didn't listen..
She might probably get away with it as her family are very well connected.

Na wa oo, how can a woman be this heartless? when my brothers wife started this accusations , the first advice that we gave to him was leave that house, thank God he listened and came back to us for some days, today she's filled with remorse..

He has secretly been with the APC he has just been acting all this while..

donstan18:
Leave the hatred we have for Buhari for now and be honest. The guy said the truth, Buhari can make Dangote go down a bit, he has the power.

Ibeto can testify what a president can do.

On the contrary Dangote has been there, before Buhari came in, he has been through several governments, so i think even if Buhari has the powers, Dangote holds the reins and wheels .... My two cents....

Giddymoney:
The BIGGEST Question of the lips of every Nigerian is :

Can INEC deliver a CREDIBLE Election Results in Nigeria come 2019?

At this point i doubt it strongly, their partisan nature and penchant to take sides stinks to the high heavens..

priceactionx:
My question is must you serve second term? I thinki will go with Lagos state in this. Must you serve the second term? It has to be by performance. If you don't perform very well and impress people , you must be kicked out. This method should be extended to all political parties. I see first term as an avenue for many politicians to start a project, then abandon it towards the end of the first term and hold people/electorates to ransom to vote for you and you will complete it but as soon they resume for second term, they abandon everything totally and go on looting spray, then when about to go, install their puppets to cover up while they go for higher position especially senate or federal house to go and be sleeping and turn the place as their retirement home. Ogun , Kwara, Abia are case studies. That's how this country is being governed. And the circle continues. Must it be like that? Let your work speak for you. Ambode started very well in his first 2 years, but the thing entered his head and he never listen to anyone, when they taught he was deviating. He never give room for critical deliberation and thinking among his party stakeholders. And they waited for him at the right time. What happened if he continues the work fashola started ? He just scattered everything and turn Lagos to mess. Many that are not staying in Lagos will be speaking trash. Just look how fashola touched every community and streets with good roads. But now, what do you see there?
Let's leave sentiment for once and face good governance. If you don't perform, or you deviate from party manifesto and continuity, you must be kicked out after your first term. Let's the woman stop wailing.

You see the problem here is every Lagosian was singing and speaking in the Governor's favour until their messiah spoke, in as much as it looks like they were doing right, they didn't speak until forced to. What does that tell you?
The abrupt change in thoughts why was it so sudden?
Look at this deeply and you'll understand what she was referring to...

hyfr:
Tinubu is holding Lagos state and southwest Nigeria to ransom. Did some few reasearch about him and I found out that he’s the *REAL OBA* of the whole southwest Nigeria. The man has bought and converted almost all FG projects and turned it into private owned investments, fashola sold almost all FG properties to him under the guise of privatization. Ambode is the only one that’s trying to stop this, and the whole state is against him. How do we want this country to move ahead?
What baffles me the most is why he’s been feared and revered in the SW part of our country
Seems he is the only son of Oduduwa or he’s Oduduwas incarnate on earth.
The whole SW should man up and change it for this criminal, rather than applaud and herald him like a champion

They can't . He's holding them to ransom with a tripartite mixture of charms, money and violence which most of the people in the SW believe in..

Spark2:
UNRAVELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE MISSING GALLANT ARMY GENERAL ALKALI
There are different theories about the missing Army General Alkali.
A school of thought at the Defence Headquarters in Abuja is of the opinion that the Gallant indefatigable General Alkali is a no nonsense General who has served the Nigeria Army with diligence, dedication and utmost devotion to the extent that the Gallant General detast and eschew all forms of corruption, embezzlement, injustice and discrimination prevailing in the military authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja against certain officers and men of the Nigeria Army on certain affiliations!
The Gallant General until his voluntary retirement if not resignation from active military service was a nonpartisan officer working at Administration Department of the Defence Headquarters Abuja who has always been dissatisfied with the military authorities in over issues bothering on siphoning of peace keeping funds meant for fighting war against the dreaded boko haram insurgents thereby enriching themselves at the detriment of the Gallant service men and women at the centre or theatre of Operation Lafiya Dole where officers and men of the Nigeria Army have been sent on suicidal missions with inferior fire to the insurgents! A situation in which has made the Gallant General unhappy and condemning same. The Gallant General has exclusively in his custody evidences and privy insider informations as to the aforementioned shady dealings of the military authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja and has threatened to divulge these insider informations to the general public which were inimical to the military authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja the act of which sources said was unpalatable to the military authorities.
Also , another school of thought holds it that the Gallant General has repeatedly been fighting for justice and fairness when it comes to the retention of the service Chiefs who oughts to have been retired since 2016 been have been fraudulently retained by the Presidency despite calls from the most sacred National Assembly and other spirited individuals in Nigeria. That the most Gallant General was somehow not happy with this moves by the President and the Defence Headquarters in Abuja in retaining these service Chiefs even against the Armed Forces Act, thus making the fearless Gallant General vociferously condemning and criticising this constitutional blunder!
Another source has it that the Gallant General has also been a resonated unequivocally voice of kicking against the herdsmen killings in the middle belt and by extension Berom land an act which the Gallant General has repeatedly been fighting for justice and fairness for all citizens irrespective of religious and ethnic differences . Also that the detrabilised military General was privy to certain insider informations to that effect which may show connivance and collusion with the military authorities and the terrorist Myetti Allah herders bandits killing innocent civilians basically Christians in the middle belt and Plateau State.
Interestingly, a source said that the Gallant General ought to have been appointed Army Chief but has been denied thus leading to his voluntary retirement if not resignation from active military service.
Immediately after the General's voluntary retirement if not resignation from active military service, the Gallant General embarked on a journey to his farm in Bauchi who was advised by the wife to follow Kano route but the superior General chose to follow Jos via Bauchi an act which the Gallant General's wife received with shock in a telephone's conversation with the Gallant General. In that phone conversation, the Gallant General told her that he'd passed Jos and was in Bauchi on his way to his farm.
Surprisingly however, you would recall that the military authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja through one Brigadier General Umar has reliably informed press men and women that they had confidential intelligence reports that the Gallant General who recently retired from active military service two weeks was declared missing around Dura Du Jos South Local Government Area and that they knew through intelligence gatherings that the Gallant General's car was thrown in pond in Dura Du Jos South Local Government Area where there are over 30 other bigger ponds.
Over 500 women came protesting against the removal of water from the pond by the the army which the military authorities led by Brigadier General Umar told them that they were good at crying, stating that they ie the women should wait in see how they shall be dealt with after the recovery of the indefatigable Army General's car from the pond! This threat of genocides against the Berom people of Plateau State should not be taken for granted by the international community!
Conclusively however, the following mind blowing issues could be logically deducible and formulated from the aforementioned narratives thus:
1. What prompted the Gallant General to have retired voluntarily from active military service? Why did he opted for a resignation if conditions of service at the Defence Headquarters in Abuja were still favourable!?
2. Are there in reality issues of corruption, discrimination, injustices and embezzlement prevailing in the defence headquarters Abuja? Are the service Chiefs supposed to have vacated the military corridors of authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja !?
3. Under military service law in Nigeria can a serving or retired General competently drive himself from Abuja to Bauchi without a driver's assistance and at at least with no fewer than two to five accompanying escorts?
4. Is the Defence Headquarters in Abuja telling us that the Gallant General drove himself without even escorts to Bauchi? If yes where are they? How many went with him? Where were they when the indefatigable Army General was forcefully abducted ? I think they should be held responsible for the Missing General.
5. Di the Gallant General spoke with his wife in telephone conversation as revealed by the wife? That he's passed Jos and was in Bauchi on his way to his farm? Who then brought back Gallant General back to Dura Du Jos South Local Government Area?
6. The military authorities in the defence headquarters Abuja revealed through their intelligence gatherings that the Gallant General's car was thrown right inside the pond, how did the military authorities got this reports in they don't know anything about the missing Army General?
7. Brigadier General Umar threatened women that they have not started crying out yet, that the military might shall be used against them immediately they recover the Gallant General's car- does this not show that the military had preconceived notions of killing innocent civilians basically Christians Berom people from the face of the earth? This shows something fishy that military are hiding just to annihilate the Berom from Du axis in paving ways for the dreaded herdmen who have been killings for jihadist land grabbing agenda?
8. Was it true that the suspected soldiers in military hillux van and uniforms disguised like the fulanis herdmen on 3rd September 2018 killed 18 people? Were they ie killers apprehended? What has the Defence Headquarters in Abuja done in curbing killings of innocent civilians and locals in Berom land?
9. Are Berom people and land part of Nigeria? Are the Berom people to be slaughtered like animals without provocations? Are the military in Berom land fighting for the fulanis!? It then unambiguously shows that the military in Berom land are on an ulterior motives and missions of killings and wiping off Berom people from the face of the earth.
To this end however, we strongly believe that the military are out to commit atrocious acts of genocides and land grabbing agenda against the Berom people of Plateau State should the said General's car is discovered to be in that particular pond. That the military has either directly known something about the missing Army General Alkali because ordinary civilians can not in any way attempt to forcefully abduct a General from Bauchi back to Dura Du Jos South Local Government Area to a pond jus to rubbish the entire Berom nationalities in Nigeria!

Good job bro, so many people will not go through this because of the word '' conspiracy theory'' and the length of the write up..

Antipob777:
Ipobs will never disappoint supporting criminals.

Lazy idiotic youths of Biafra

Oga please think before you post, when did the name Banke become an IPOB name ahn ahn!!! Fear God naaa!!

TimiRume:
pls where is rukula in plateau

I think it should be Rukuba

No be only for naija e dey...

chiommy123:
She did not cry out to the brother oh she come dey cry out to others

You dey mind her?? This new trend of posting every whatsapp or sms convo is truly becoming boring, stale and sickening..

Yambee:
White handkerchief?

This must be a joke. Like a joke, we are seeing the APC turn our democratic process into a North Korean style dictatorship.

We all should rise and fight the APC.

We all should vote against the APC, as any vote for the APC is an encouragement to them that we like their dictatorship kind of politics.

Buhari has to be sent back to Daura and Tinubu back to Iseyin.

Never again.

Would our votes count??

ITbomb:
Can a result not signed by all party agents stand?

As Long as Mahmoud is in INEC and Buhari is at the top, it will stand..

Moukandjo:
Which robbery? Are you banking on the fake alarm being raised by the shameless PDPigss & their media partners? Instead of the shameless party to align with Omisore by fire by force to defeat APC, they think they can win by spreading false alarm? Make them continue!

Well pictures and interviews that's what i saw , i don't know no APC , PDP or any P, C OR D in power...