₦airaland Forum

Bionic07:
Bros just add masters of deception and your list is complete, the OP knows next to nothing about the Hausa.

POINT!!!

zinnyzee:
Heh.

Number 5 is true sha.
If one of ur eye is blind, hausas will call you "Mai ido daya"
If you have one leg "They will call you gurugu".... Forgetting that u even have name sef.

But i still like them like that sha

Amma dai Hausa n ki ya nuna pa... ki na ji n yaren so sai ne??

HungerBAD:
Thank you Joeruano.

A lot of people have little patience for reading. I have the patience for it.

I have the patience for reading , it's part of what i do every minute..

Call me naive but from experiences on my end and from what i have learnt from my octogenarian dad, most of these lists can be negotiated at least that has happened in my area but i don't know about Akwa Ibom or Imo state..

Divay22:
Nah.. We don't do that shiit

Good to know *Hi Fives* ...

solochris:
Forget the sms Ronaldo sent u, its not from his mind. I know that guy very well

The guy dey come una house abi??

Divay22:

Na plumbing work i wan learn

Everything is possible.

*whispering* plumbing with one green fruit like that abi?? *Takes off**

So bad, so so bad...

ct2:
Lord Jesus make me a good father,

Amen oo

lilmax:
if this is what is tagged a car, then you guys got no taste

when you buy a car of 45m you'll know what I'm talking about

Hi
Did you see the amount stated in the headline??

Larryallovernig:
Thanks bros, let me give them till next week Tuesday. i will copy STANDARD ORGANISATION OF NIGERIA

Exactly, that's the way to handle this corporate firms...

Larryallovernig:
SUB STANDARD DEVICE

I'm here to appeal to SMILE COMMUNICATION to please change the SUB STANDARD DEVICE they sold for me. This device did not work 3 months before it stopped working, and they promised replacement yet I'm yet to get new one as they promised this is 3 weeks now since i logged the complaint. i cannot do any bizness since the device stopped work. please i won't like to broadcast this more than it necessary.

Kindly post this same thing on twitter, then tag them, the senate president and the VP..

benben1000:
I'm sure he invested so much on her and only for her to betray him in her final yr. Men stop sponsoring or supporting women who are not your wife, daughters and mother except you are doing it for pure gesture or mutual benefits. You won't listen!

How i wish most young guys or men would listen...

mrww:
to do what exactly?

To campaign for Buhari now '

flexyrule:
2 billion what?
This thread should be in the jokes section.

I think am beginning to lose interest in this site.
Topics are mostly about people and events. You only find "idea" related topics when u scroll back to 2010.
Jokers everywhere.

Honestly, it's just events, people and politics, nothing more..

GavelSlam:
And you think that's how matters die abi?

Remind me when it ever pops up again, nor be naija we dey??

Abagworo:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the raid except that Edwin Clarke is an elder statesman. Such situations don't need search warrant.

What is wrong in the scenario is that a whole IGP called for a raid without verifying the veracity of a claim , if everyone should act that way , then we all would be dead..

AnanseK:
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if loads of arms and ammunition were found. With the story of Pastor Oristejafor’s jet load of money for arms smuggling still fresh in our minds, and the recent catchments of Lorry loads of illegal weapons and military uniforms ( traced to particular regions of the country) , the police did the right thing. There is no smoke without fire.

Looks like you are still waiting for the result of the raid..

GavelSlam:
Embarasing but he may have been working in the best interest of the society.

Further investigation is required.

So you nor hear say dem search no see anything and say IGP don apologise abi??

Babyforever:
Thanks but I don't do military guys.

chaiii !!!! *faints* @youngberry001 na you dem do this thing?? Lolz

SalomonKane:
is there any such thing like 'party ideology' when it involves nigeria political parties.

inheriting a dead economy and a corrupt polity was why we voted Buhari in the first place, making excuses for him is now stale like the stories from tales by moonlight. i'm curious to ask you what exactly has he (PMB) turn around?

you should know hypocrisy and sycophancy are now a behavioural trait found in many nigeria politician who don't mind to give the devil a blowjob_ as long as the get re-elected.

the shame here is to every politician in nigeria. but seeing that they don't even possess an ounce of it, it's more of a pity to every nigerian for allowing these bastards to govern us.

Honestly it's worse than disheartening to think of , when i look at these wranglings,jumpings around , defections and all what's not, i truly feel like crying for our beloved nation.. In saner climes these lots irrespective of the party would not get a vote and would all be swept aside but here we celebrate mediocrity and encourage evil...

All this worwor Christ Embassy members no go just stay one place.. Make she go rest jare...

MRAKBEE:
Stop dreaming.
This is just a game plan hatched at the centre to get the northern votes come 2019.
Watch out as a candidate would lose in the primary and organize his already willing supporters to rather vote for the winner

They all don't understand that it's a ploy to harness all the votes for the candidate that emerges as winner..

uchesa:
O my child, I feel you, I see you, I pretend that you are around calling me daddy and calling my queen mummy, o how much we have longed to see ya, I always see myself been woken up by you asking for attention which you will definitely get, o how I love to see you eat, play and run to me when you sprain your muscles, o how I longed to cuddle you to sleep, tell you bed time stories and pray with you, how I love to put your shoes on and wish for a hug or a peck as you run t o school at the school gate. please do not delay my child, do not delay, please come cause we need you, we have prayed day and night for you, the joy of our union is you and only you, you definitely will add colours to our life, please come to us. Father, bless us with a child as you did to Sarah in the bible. I am longing to be called dad.

Congrats , may this child open the door for more fruits of the womb and more blessings..

jayson87:
After the propagandish government will come and claim no soldier died in the boko haram face off

They are doing that already...

Yet they want us to believe all is well.... Accept my sympathies Mrs Adams..

frowland:
Ah' okay! I got your point. its all good.

That's the spirit bro.. Bless Up..

frowland:
You don't get. That place is the only place that is bad and coupled with the rain which makes it look tricky. The road entirely is old turf, but not so bad as autojosh made it out to be. The picture was taken from a particular spot and he changed his view so unsuspecting readers will think the road is bad from Banire to Akinjobi.

Naa i just think AutoJosh is doing the right thing cos this write up will attract the needed attention, there are politicians , ministers, commissioners and all on here and they'll pick up the task ASAP.. As a matter of fact i was thinking of putting up a write up about that place but he beat me to the task..

frowland:
OP, you are just busy taking the same picture multiple times and different direction to make it look like its all over the place.
I plight that road daily, and its just that spot. Bad reporting there mate.

Bros i was at that place some days ago and my office isn't far from there, trust me it's as bad as it looks...

RexTramadol1:
If not that the country is filled with mad people





why should serving the country be priced out of the pockets of the common man






Very Absurd!

Very absurd, that's why they won't even try to restructure..

sykeng:
Don't mind him, he thinks getting a PhD is all about perseverance, if you don't have passion for academics you can't succeed, perseverance can play a role when you encounter hindrances along the line.

You see , when i see people spewing some funny comments due to their political affiliations, it really irks me, politics is politics and education is education..