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Politics / Re: Fulani Movement For Peter Obi In Plateau March(photos) by 2000SMS: 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Peter Obi all the way.... Jos was literally shut down today for peter Obi. The love is massive... OBIDATTI will take not less Dan 80% of the whole plateau vote come 25/2/23 1 Like |
Politics / Re: APC National Chairman Visits Senate Over Defections From Party by 2000SMS: 5:24pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
One by one Dey don the run One by one Dey don the run. Tinibu emergence as the party flag bearer is a major threat and set back for the ruling party... The following challenges will be the cause of the party's falling down: 1. Tinibu's age 2. Choice of Tinibu's running mate... If he should opt for a Muslim implying Muslim-Muslim ticket he will loose the christians bloc vote - most especially now that the christians seem to be ready for the 2023 election and if he should go for a Christian running mate then he automatically lost the bloc votes from the northern Muslims. 3. An average Nigerian seems to be tired with these present political gladiators and wish to have fresh hands into the system. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Without Me, Buhari Would Have Lost In 2015 by 2000SMS: 7:21pm On Jun 02, 2022 |
[quote author=Philipponzaghi post=113410422] No shock anywhere. What we want is a fair primaries, if they win us, we will go back home to Lagos. —When Buhari lost multiple times and failed, who did he look up to for help? Jagaban Jagaban need him to reciprocate the effort now, we are not saying Buhari must support Jagaban but at least allow fair primaries and let the party delegates decide their man. Has the Jagaban allowed fair primaries in Lagos? 3 Likes 1 Share |
NYSC / Re: NYSC: How Can A Married Woman Serve In Her Husband's State Of Residence? by 2000SMS: 11:32am On Mar 23, 2022 |
NYSC has a new policy now... Get your marriage certificate, change of name and other relevant documents ready. Then you don't need to go to the state she's deployed, she should just go to the orientation camp in her husband's state of residence, they will do the redeployment there and then. NB: this is applicable to pregnant and nursing married PCM. |
Phones / Re: MTN Loses 2m Subscribers In 3 Months by 2000SMS: 5:14pm On May 15, 2019 |
that serve Dem ryt.... I no buse their subscription now sef.... cause 1gb dey do me only 2 days |
Romance / Re: Lady Caught Her Boyfriend In Bed With Her Friend by 2000SMS: 7:48pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
oh yes 2000SMS:oh yes |
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani’s Fate Lies With APC Delegates: El-rufai by 2000SMS: 7:45am On Oct 06, 2018 |
fallout87: true talk..... it is now S.S will regret not leaving APC while he supposed |
Phones / Re: How To Keep Your Phone From Taking Over Your Life by 2000SMS: 7:35am On Oct 06, 2018 |
truth b told I'm highly responsible n was d best graduating student during my undergraduate ... of course I don't have smart phone den. but now I'm more or less addicted to phone specifically whatsapp, fbk n nairaland 5 Likes |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ayomide Kasali AKA Ayohrkarz Nude Body Painting Of A Lady (Photos) by 2000SMS: 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2018 |
u c why we r saying Nigerian Youths r lazy and illiterates? is dat all he has to draw? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Omo-Agege's Thug Who Snatched The Senate's Mace In Action (Photos) by 2000SMS: 8:26pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
what a shame..... but my question is, where was d wwe heavy weight champion aka dino melaye wen dis small rat was smuggling d mace now?? 1 Like |
Education / Re: Differences Between The Gmat And Gre by 2000SMS: 7:13pm On Apr 12, 2018 |
Temysteve:a beg wats d full meaning of dis FTC? |
Politics / Re: APC Leaders At War Over Oyegun’s Future As Tinubu’s Camp Moves Cautiously by 2000SMS: 10:48am On Apr 07, 2018 |
My deduction from this lengthy epistle: It is obvious that Asiwaju Ahmed Bola Tinubu is not in good terms with d APC national chairman, John Oyegun, and d presidency was in a haste to approve d tenure elongation of the NWC led by John Oyegun shortly after which d presidency discovered dat if dey will maintain dis status quo den d Lion of the South west "Tinubu" may redirect all d animals in his jungle to face a different direction come 2019. As such, d presidency want to appease dis Lion by allowing an election b conducted. In conclusion. I will suggest to d presidency to device a means of allowing dis lion's opinion b respected owing to d fact dat he will fetch millions of votes come 2019 more dan war Oyegun can do. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Does Bill Gates Have Bodyguards? - Learnvercity Answers by 2000SMS: 11:48am On Mar 30, 2018 |
Coldfeets:hahahahahaha |
Business / Re: Does Bill Gates Have Bodyguards? - Learnvercity Answers by 2000SMS: 10:11am On Mar 30, 2018 |
Nop, he does not need one, all he need is to call his boys at d Microsoft office or better still Laboratory/workshop n develop a software which he will wear .... shikena! n day will serve more dan 100 bloody body guards.... |
Religion / Re: Evangelist Billy Graham Dies At 99 by 2000SMS: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
ohhhh wat a home call of God's General..... my hrt bleeds of missing dis great man of God.... though u have done ur part but mussing u has saddened my hrt. May God raise among us Generals dat will replace dis fallen heroes in God's vineyard! RIP MOG. |
Politics / Re: Majority States Pass ‘not Too Young To Run’ Bill by 2000SMS: 9:56am On Feb 17, 2018 |
Abeg some one should sponsor "too old to run bill" such dat if u r up to 70yrs of age u can not vie for d office of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria.....gbam! |
Education / Re: JAMB Closes Registration For 2018 UTME by 2000SMS: 5:33pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
when is d jamb examinations |
Romance / Re: How To Make A Lady Crave Your Attention. by 2000SMS: 7:52pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
chaiiiiii its working for me now now sef |
Agriculture / I Need Help: Difference Between Cattle Ranches & Cattle Colonies. by 2000SMS: 2:45pm On Jan 26, 2018 |
please some one should help me differentiate between cattle ranches and cattle colonies. |
Sports / See Why An African Country Can Not Win World Cup by 2000SMS: 11:06pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
How on earth can an African country win world cup.... When we are sending *ANIMALS* to represent us in the world cup? CAF President Ahmad Ahmad Must do something about this. Now let's check it out 1.Nigeria-SUPPER *EAGLES* 2. Cote d'voire - THE *ELEPHANTS* 3. Algeria - THE FENNEC *FOXES*/DESERT WARRIORS 4. Cape Verde Island - THE BLUE *SHARKS* 5. Tunisia- *EAGLES* OF CARTHAGE 6. Cameroon - INDOMITABLE *LIONS* 7. Guinea - THE *ELEPHANT* NATIONAL TEAM 8. D.R Congo - THE *LEOPARDS* ETC. |
Education / Re: Which Of The Schools In The North Is Selling PG Form Now. So Urgent, Plus by 2000SMS: 2:57am On Nov 10, 2017 |
ATBU Bauchi |
Education / Some One Should Help Me With The Difference Between "For Sale" And "To Let" by 2000SMS: 2:52am On Nov 10, 2017 |
am a little bit confused with those two phrases. please I need help. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Application Letter A Teacher Wrote In Kaduna (Photos) by 2000SMS: 2:46am On Nov 10, 2017 |
COdeGenesis:she said 'one of the new teachers Kaduna state is about to employ' Wats d blunder there? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Application Letter A Teacher Wrote In Kaduna (Photos) by 2000SMS: 2:44am On Nov 10, 2017 |
COdeGenesis:she's ryt, u r d one dat didn't get it well |
Politics / Re: List Of All Buhari's Appointees Since 2015 Released By Presidency by 2000SMS: 11:35am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Hmmmmmmm a very nice list, excellent n perfect. BUT...... will it b OK, if d positions occupied by d northerners are swapped with those occupied by d southerners? If yes,,,, swap d offices so dat d north will have more appointees. simple logic. 1 Like |
Education / I Need Help by 2000SMS: 10:12pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
I downloaded a picture in jpeg format, I den copy it and paste in a word document, but am trying to copy it and paste it on d desktop as jepg but is not doing.... s some one shld help |
Education / Please I Need Help by 2000SMS: 10:02pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
I downloaded a picture in jpeg format, I den cut it n paste in word document. how can copy it from word n paste it on the desktop as jpeg file? |
Health / List Of Medical Specialists And What They Do by 2000SMS: 11:15am On Sep 30, 2017 |
*Allergist or Immunologist* - conducts the diagnosis and treatment of allergic conditions. *Anesthesiologist* - treats chronic pain syndromes; administers anesthesia and monitors the patient during surgery. *Cardiologist* - treats heart disease *Dermatologist* -treats skin diseases, including some skin cancers *Gastroenterologist* - treats stomach disorders *Hematologist/Oncologist* - treats diseases of the blood and blood-forming tissues (oncology including cancer and other tumors) *Internal Medicine Physician* - treats diseases and disorders of internal structures of the body. *Nephrologist* - treats kidney diseases. *Neurologist* - treats diseases and disorders of the nervous system. *Neurosurgeon* - conducts surgery of the nervous system. *Obstetrician* - treats women during pregnancy and childbirth *Gynecologist* - treats diseases of the female reproductive system and genital tract. *Nurse-Midwifery* - manages a woman's health care, especially during pregnancy, delivery, and the postpartum period. *Occupational Medicine Physician* - diagnoses and treats work-related disease or injury. *Ophthalmologist* - treats eye defects, injuries, and diseases. Oral and Maxillofacial *Surgeon* - surgically treats diseases, injuries, and defects of the hard and soft tissues of the face, mouth, and jaws. *Orthopaedic Surgeon* - preserves and restores the function of the musculoskeletal system. *Otolaryngologist* (Head and Neck Surgeon) - treats diseases of the ear, nose, and throat,and some diseases of the head and neck, including facial plastic surgery. *Pathologist* - diagnoses and treats the study of the changes in body tissues and organs which cause or are caused by disease *Pediatrician* - treats infants, toddlers, children and teenagers. *Plastic Surgeon* - restores, reconstructs, corrects or improves in the shape and appearance of damaged body structures, especially the face. *Podiatrist* - provides medical and surgical treatment of the foot. *Psychiatrist* - treats patients with mental and emotional disorders. *Pulmonary Medicine Physician*- diagnoses and treats lung disorders. *Radiation Onconlogist* - diagnoses and treats disorders with the use of diagnostic imaging, including X-rays, sound waves, radioactive substances, and magnetic fields. *Diagnostic Radiologist* - diagnoses and medically treats diseases and disorders of internal structures of the body. *Rheumatologist* - treats rheumatic diseases, or conditions characterized by inflammation, soreness and stiffness of muscles, and pain in joints and associated structures *Urologist* - diagnoses and treats the male and female urinary tract and the male reproductive system 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Contestants 2017 As Voting Commences (Photos) by 2000SMS: 12:03pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
and Dat miss Oyo na man in woman,s clothing ooooo..... dey shld disqualify himmmm pls... |
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Contestants 2017 As Voting Commences (Photos) by 2000SMS: 11:59am On Sep 29, 2017 |
y must of d contestant seems to come from igbo land or kinda south south/south east..... don't we have beautiful galsssss on d plateau? Dat plateau rep. no try at allllllll!!!!!!! |
Politics / See The Drama That Happened Between Police Officer And One If Buhari's Minister by 2000SMS: 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Drama at the Supreme Court on Monday as Nigeria’s Minister of Youths and Sports, Solomon Dalung, was shut out of an event commemorating a new legal year. The event is also earmarked for the swearing in of a new set of Senior Advocates of Nigeria. Mr. Dalung, himself a lawyer, arrived the doors of the main courtroom of the Supreme Court around 10:10 a.m. However, security officials who had shut out a number of senior members of the bar and journalists from entering the packed hall, politely turned back the minister. Recounting his ordeal to some concerned bystanders, Mr. Dalung blamed himself for the situation. “The programme has started and people are trying to say I am this or I am that but we are all lawyers, we know that once the CJN has sat down you cannot enter. You can only plead but you cannot show you are somebody here,” he said. |
Education / First Degree- Civil Engineering & Masters - Materials Science & Engineering by 2000SMS: 11:14pm On Sep 12, 2017 |
please I need help, I have my first degree in civil engineering and about to enrol my masters in material science and engineering. I really want to lecture, in which of the two disciplines am I likely going to be employed to lecture? |
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