@Baby Girl
the police man cuaght u riding dirty


The funny thing that shele si mi today was that i put my clothes inside the washer but forgot to apply the soap only to get back to the washer to find my clothes wet and dirty.

well it didnt really happen to me,
but i read in the papers that a lady in sw london was recently rushed to the hospital after she was found trapped/glued to a toilet seat in the subway!!!!!

seems some retards, applied a strong adhesive to the toilet seat n she inadvertently sat on it, damn.
laughed my ass off

@babe1,

lmao, noooo how i go fall, i.just like the name babe1, it sounds kinda cute,

are u a nigerian?

earthrealm:

@babe1,

lmao, noooo how i go fall, i.just like the name babe1, it sounds kind of cute,

are u a nigerian?

I am Nigerian but also an American.

@babe1
oooo, ok i see, guess u have a dual citizenship or something,
am also wondering about something,
are u as cute as ur name sounds? [/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][i][/i]

I am more than cute. I am beautiful, thats one of the reasons my hubby married me.

earthrealm Any comment , lets move on

lionheart:

lol , , .The funniest thing that happened 2 me 2day was crazy, I was returning from a soccer game from philly with my jamaican friends, and they were smoking Weed in da car for hours ( I don't smoke but i inhaled enough 2 make dizzy, lol although i had the window down) we were driving 2 new york and we got hungry and decided 2 stop at Mcdanold( drive through ), we ordered at first window and paid at the second , lol, but forgot 2 pick up the food at third window , they were all smoked out and didnt notice anything until i asked for the milk shake i ordered , lol we were halfway 2 new york.

i must say this is the funniest i hav read so far, lmao weed no good oh am trynna visualize how ur high friends reacted when u asked fo ur milk shake they cud hav used that money wasted at mcdonalds to buy more weeds

lionheart:

earthrealm Any comment , lets move on

@lionheart, lmao.are u her hubby?

gotta move on cos my mom tot me 2 things

1. NEVA MESS WITH A MARRIED LADY

2.DONT PISS IN DE WIND,
n i am an obedient son!

I know , right ? . . . @ 2fine4u

i almost walked into the men's restroom , (well actually i did)
cuz i was buzy talkiing on ma phone
i lost all ma damn concentration , i walked it there like
oops my bad!!!!!

*sound of crickects chirping * just j/k free

@lionheart

u used the all time favorite bill clinton quote, u sure all u did was inhale?

bluenubian am pleading the 5th

After using the urinary, my zip jamb for my dick. . .
no na my dick jamb for my zip. . .
no no whatever

fntekim:

After using the urinary, my zip jamb for my privates. . .
no na my privates jamb for my zip. . .
no no whatever

ae you alright?

I was about paying for goods, so,
i dug my hands deep into my pocket
and guess what?

Sm1 mistook me 4 my Sister!

my people, una no post here again?

Looking for my ear piece while i had it on.

As i was coming to work, i got some "hey baby" comments. . .but it got funny when at d gate of d office, a skinny old man, prolly in his 60s. .said d same. . .lol!

Lol, this's serious

does this happen to anyone? you peel a banana or fuit and throw the fruit into the bin instead of the peel? i don't know if its forgetfullness but it happens to me time and time again.  not very smart

soulpatrol:

does this happen to anyone? you peel a banana or fuit and throw the fruit into the bin instead of the peel? i don't know if its forgetfullness but it happens to me time and time again.  not very smart

so you were the one that made me to fall down abi? you bad o

was talkin to someone and i said. . .laughin out loud!!

@mukina2. what did i do o?   _{not getting the joke}

lmaoooooooo i don laff die sha

why did you throw away fruit .when my mouth dey open dey wait for am

Funniest scene, d whole service was funny, listenin 2ma pastor preach.

Funniest scene, d whole service was funny, listenin 2ma pastor preach.

I tried making an ice koolaid like an hr ago but I made a mistake putting salt becos I was so carried away talking on the phone and that was my last koolaid.

Omo Eko:

I tried making an ice koolaid like an hr ago but I made a mistake putting salt because I was so carried away talking on the phone and that was my last koolaid.

buhahahahahaha! lmao. eiya sorry o. like the thing doesn't already taste crappy enuff. i hate the after-taste of cool-aid