ifaoni:
edun= monkey. What a name. Who and what is dis edun? Is it a man or woman, lame or deaf? Animal or tree? I never heard of it here in iraq.

dude calm down nd take a piss. He just got robbed. D leats u cld do is sympathize

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

bros u just told criminals where to search na!!! haba!!

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

I don laugh tire

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

Now I know ur strategy am coming to rob u 2nite expect me

ekemit:
who is he?

Edun=A monkey nawny

kilokeys:


smh.. myopic.. and if they get to steal the car nko?

The second phone at home is linked to the car's tracker. So, all i will do is to quickly call the police with the phone at home and track down the car.

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

sounds like a good advice, but wait oh what if the armed robbers snatch your car aswel. The best thing is keep ur valuables and important documents at home. Shikina

Seun:
In his words:

"My weekend was DISASTROUS! I got robbed at gunpoint by 7 armed robbers around Festac area just as I left a wedding reception. E no funny o! As always, I was calm and controlled.

"Next thing, they recognised me and started screaming in their weed induced voices, "Denrele fun wan ni millions" Millions ke? Una keep money 4my pocket??

"Next thing, they saw my backpack in the car. We started fighting for it and then a hot punch to my face! Afta so much strugglin, they made away with my bag!

"Here's the best part; my bag had all my credit cards, my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORTS & Mac Powder! So at the moment, I'm very passport-less & visa-less! How the heck do I start getting all my visas? Plus my Mum's old passport was in d bag too!"

Source: https://twitter.com/denrele_edun

He shouldn't have struggled. He should have just tried to sweet talk them and part with some cash. Is he really that stingy?

delors:
Guy, go ask Olamide, Phyno and Reminisce how dem dey settle boys...na voice matter. Hail them, give them small kishi, dem go red-carpet you comot...
Upon all the money u dey rake enter on a weekly, u no fit just tear small change give them niggis make your mind for rest? Smh

I wonder how u go get ur visa-loaded passports back now.
Be street-wise!

Stinginess of the highest order dey worry am. Make he snap picture of him face wey dem panel beat nah make we see as he be

Seun:
In his words:

"My weekend was DISASTROUS! I got robbed at gunpoint by 7 armed robbers around Festac area just as I left a wedding reception. E no funny o! As always, I was calm and controlled.

"Next thing, they recognised me and started screaming in their weed induced voices, "Denrele fun wan ni millions" Millions ke? Una keep money 4my pocket??

"Next thing, they saw my backpack in the car. We started fighting for it and then a hot punch to my face! Afta so much strugglin, they made away with my bag!

"Here's the best part; my bag had all my credit cards, my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORTS & Mac Powder! So at the moment, I'm very passport-less & visa-less! How the heck do I start getting all my visas? Plus my Mum's old passport was in d bag too!"

Source: https://twitter.com/denrele_edun

WOW! He has a mother?

hardeiluxie:
Edun=A monkey nawny

are you kidding me?

...ONLY "U" with 7 gu(a)ys...u try ooo!!! Oya clap for yarself: an ass well boiled.

tranxo:
WOW! He has a mother?

yes nw, bfr nko

It seems that your shoes na useless why Dem follow carry am hmmm

nnekamezor:
yes nw, bfr nko

lol...i wonder how she sleeps at night.

DrJoe1:
who is denrele edun?? we ve never heard of him/her here in Umuaneke, Akama Oghe, Ezeagu L.G.A.

Obinagu onyiaja ofu obi Umuneke deeme oh

RichJoel:
Obinagu onyiaja ofu obi Umuneke deeme oh

deeme oh unem.

khemisty:
Why carry all those things to a wedding

You just spoke my mind
Beats me why he should carry int'l passport , credit cards, etc to a wedding,

Your mac powder??
Mac powder
This dude is crazy

I wonder who his girlfriend is, lool

tranxo:
lol...i wonder how she sleeps at night.

Lol, na man nw, y u dey yab am ?

nnekamezor:
Lol, na man nw, y u dey yab am ?

lol

tranxo:
lol

Abi no be so? Hw u dey?

nnekamezor:
Abi no be so? Hw u dey?

I'm good dear. How body na?

tranxo:
I'm good dear. How body na?

fyn, fyn o