iceberylin:
Murdified******



Awesome list

pelumikorede:



I sure can, but after I've formatted the phone and also done a hard reset

eminentme:
...are you done bluffing? frustrated wimp!

JimPerry:
You must be a hot tempered and non emotional dude. First you disrespected your mum in her presence. She knew the grief a mother would feel and that was why she let out those tears. You still didnt feel her pain but instead transfered the aggression on the innocent girl. Yet you're proud to say that you left her meaning you never really loved her in the first place. What a heartless soul i think you've got. God forgive you.

Kachisbarbie:
what's thhe difference between group 1 (The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers ) & 8 (The Chronic Cheaters )
___if she is the one changing men like slippers, then something must be wrong with her.

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___ 3 (Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending)
4 (Gold Diggers) 5 (Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need) and 10 ( High Maintenance Chic) .

Na still the same, all of them sha want money, whether cash or gift.

sarajevo:

hello

AgapeCharis:
Lol
Dey r d ones dt need to send their CV 4 real

Elantracey:


see your mouth, you have no idea of the girls am talking about.

AgapeCharis:

And u have no idea of d guy u'r having a chat with

nickz:
........are you indirectly thanking my for insulting you....don't worry it was a pleasure

you quoted me first so its obvoius who is really frustrated.....
maybe you mistook me for someone who gives a damm about your feelings
from this point on your hopeless soul is IGNORED!!!

Elantracey:



too much mouth making is not good for your system.

chuksey1:
The gum gum girlfriends

These ones always want odas to see u wit her in public. Where ever u re she want to possess u. And most times end up suffocating the guy cos a guy nids some breathing space. Every minute she picks d phone to call u d first statement she makes is where are u? So irritating

tosyne2much:
hmmmmmmm.. Oya tell me somtn I need to know

vivaciousvivi:

tosyne2much:


What's wrong with your mail ?

vivaciousvivi:

Nothing o. Are ur Emails bouncing back?

AgapeCharis:

So, mine is now hyping abi?

Babe2sure:

Hehehe! Thank God, I did not belong to any of the categories.

Natasha2:
hehe lol nairaland and list. Me I sabi cry sha

tosyne2much:


Nawa ooooh.. Hope you are not that type that also cries during sexx ?

lolz maybe

zeongeon:
Thewitchcraft/babalawo galfriend: you see her chasing u in the dream with cane or u see her stuff into ur mouth a plate of hot beans in the dream..she visits baba to get love portion to jinx u, she washes her p u n a n i with concoctions so that once u taste it u become an "O Yes" man...she threatens u with words like "if u break up with me I will light candle for U"

The talk him down galfriend: she will everly talk down ur ideas, compare u with other guyz and make u see reasons why u can't achieve that goal. Infact tell her about ur goals and dreams at ur own detriment.

Divide and conquer galfriend: she just wants u to herself and will do all she can do to seperate u from friends and family. She will wreck ur friendships and family ties. Infact making u hate ur friends and family is her main goal.

Hitler galfriend: This kind is always out to fight u and are known to bite off there lovers manhood. infact they are wrestlers, they settle arguments with violence, they break ur tv, video game and ur wide screen...they fight with anything including bottle.

JEZEBEL GALFRDs: This ones are from the pity of hell..infact there bf are known to die before there time..There main hiding place is in the church where they trap unknowing men...They ruin destinies...they tell there husbands to be to wait till after marriage while they give it hot to like 5 strange men out there, they use pregnancy from another man to trap innocent men...They are a combo of hell and the devil himself.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa lwkmd roflmao lmao lolxxxxxx

I don almost wake my ppl for house wit laughter

Dotwillis1:
The ones that will keep checkin ur phone inbox sms, looking through the pictures, chat applications etc and always getting suspicious over everything , stalkin u on social networks and all ; anytime your Ex or a particular girl like your picture on FB, u are in trouble ... Get me a name to call them jare